and not even george from seinfeld bald where he's still got some hair on the sides. this was mr. third thing, if you dislike black people so much, it seems like you got into the wrong line of work! [ laughter and applause ] i mean -- if you really wanted to stay away from black people, you could have bought a hockey team or -- [ laughter ] the band, steely dan. and i have to point out here, you got mad at your girlfriend for bringing black people to the games, but your girlfriend is half black and you bring her to game all the time. so you're not only racist, you're a hypocrite. i'm going to go out on a limb and say you're probably sexist too. if i'm wrong, i apologize, but i'm not wrong. [ laughter and applause ] fourth thing. one black person you specifically told your girlfriend not to bring to basketball games was magic johnson. five-time champion, three-time mvp, and 12-time all-star magic johnson. seems like a basketball game is a pretty logical place for magic johnson to be. [ laughter ] seeing magic johnson anywhere but a basketball game is like seeing your eighth grade en