mr. barker. mr. barker, i-- i have a wonderful horse. mr. post, i have all the animals i can handle. well, he isn't just an animal. he's something special. he has a very high iq. all right. just what does this animal do, something special? well, he can obey any command you give him. tell him to do something. - anything? - anything. go over and bring back that bucket of water. there was no water in the pail. thanks, mister ed. a remarkable horse! isn't he? don't tell me he's got a driver's license. mr. post, i've got to handle this horse. he's worth a fortune. here, you little old gold mine, you. wilbur: once ed gets on television, he'll be the greatest animal act in the world. ah, now, don't tell me you're jealous of that horse. now, marge, listen. come on, baby. now, don't be temperamental. i mean it, don't be temperamental. no, never mind that. mr. post, we're going to make a million dollars. i'll draw up a contract right away. i really want to show you something. karen o.: 1, 2, ready, go l-o-v-e it's a mystery is love ow! ooh ooh... [howling] rorol, we just won't feel right takin

mr. barker. well, it had to be barker, or griffin. who else do we know that's that stupid? you? [laughing] harry, that's terrific! that's sensational! at last, at long last, some little red riding hood has bitten the wolf. [laughing] who's the girl? linda. [chuckles] linda? not my secretary? [doorbell rings] harry, you can't do this to me. linda's the best secretary i've ever had. she used to be the best secretary you ever had. i don't want my wife to work! [doorbell rings] hazel, will you please answer the door? [ ] is she softened up? oh! why don't you take another walk around the block? i tell you what-- why don't you walk around that block there-- i'll bet i'm right. how much do you wanna bet? it had absolutely nothing to do with phil. how much do you want to bet? you got mad a phil and you wanted to hurt him, so you accepted mr. noll's proposal. but i wasn't even thinking of phil. it was the excitement, everyone urging us to get married, and now i don't know how to get out of it. oh, well, all you gotta do is to just tell him you changed your mind. and if there was a law ag

washed about to have a real rock star moment joined by some real bad men, with travis barker, joe perry and robin thicke, mr. worldwide himself: pitbull! ( cheers and applause ) >> ♪ para mi taxi i met her in the backseat ♪ of a taxi hey ♪ on my way to the club hey me lo paro ♪ el taxi me lo paro ♪ el taxi me lo paro ♪ el taxi ♪ me lo paro lo paro con una mano ♪ lo paro que yo la vi yo yo yo me paro el taxi ♪ yo yo yo yo me paro el taxi ♪ ella tuvo un accidente no me importa si ta crazy no me ♪ importa si hace vino por ahÍ yo yo yo me paro el taxi yo yo yo yo me paro el taxi ♪ she like to bump like to grind ♪ like the wine all the time yes she'll blow your mind and ♪ rob your heart blind yeah she fine ♪ i'm talking caribbean queen you a bronze jamaican ♪ and colombians you guessed it in queens ♪ she's fine that's something ♪ you've never seen she's fine ♪ like something straight out of a magazine ♪ she's fine like sofia vergara i met her in the backseat ♪ i met her in the backseat of a taxi ♪ hey on my way to the club ♪ hey i met her in the backseat ♪ of a taxi hey on my way to the club ♪ me lo paro el taxi