- because my tooth don't hurt. - mr. benny, i'm sure if you talk to him, he'll go to the dentist because as i told you on the phone, you're his hero. - (laughs) i know, i know. - [mrs. miller] in fact, i'm kind of thrilled myself just talking to the man who used to play football under the name of crazy legs hersh. (laughing) - well -- - tell her about the time you caught your own kickoff and made a touchdown. - (laughs) well, mrs. miller, why don't we go to my dentist and get this thing over with? - oh, mr. benny, i can't ask you to give up so much of your time. - oh i don't mind. i'm very happy to do it. don, i'll be back in about a half hour. now, joey, iyou want to be a beaver, you have to have good teeth. - my tooth don't hurt. - yes it does. (audience laughing) i'm going upstairs and change my clothes and i'll be right down. - won't you sit over here, mrs. miller. - [jack] here. - mr. benny, it's awfully nice of you to go through all this trouble. right in here. (audience laughing) wait a minute. hey, mister, what do you

mr. benny's magazines. lonely hearts, woman's home companion, muscle and body development, and the wall street journal. -oh, that's for me. -oh, yes it is for you, rochester. tell me, do you own stock? -i've got two shares of mr. benny, he incorporated himself. i bought at 39 and it's been there for ten years. -i see. well, i gotta be running along. -is this all the mail there is for mr. benny? -no, i'm still carrying that letter around with the postage due on it. but i guess there's no use going through that again. by the way, how long ago was that letter mailed? -i don't know, it was handed down to me by my father. goodbye, rochester. -good morning, rochester. -good morning, boss. here's the mail. -thanks. hmm, another letter from the california bank. it's about that loan again. -what are you gonna do, boss? -i'm gonna turn them down. here's one from my barber. i wonder what he wants. "dear mr. benny, we're writing to all of our customers "are you missing an ear? "if it is not called for within 30 days, "

hope it isn't mr. benny, it'll ruin everything. oh, hello, mr. stern, come on in. - [isaac] hello, mary. how are you? - you know rochester. - sure, how are ya, rochester? - hello, mr. stern. - well, mary when you called me and asked me to hurry over with a violin i gathered that it was most urgent. - it is, you see, three days ago, jack found out he wasn't a great violinist. - only three days ago? (audience laughs) - well, he's very upset over it, but i think with your help we might snap him out of it. - well, mary, you know how i love jack and if there is anything i can do to bring the twinkle back to those big blue eyes of his, you know i'd be very happy to do it. - well, thanks a lot, but we better hurry. he might be here any minute. - so jack's really in a bad mood, is he? - yes, sir, all because he found out he's a lousy violinist. - rochester, lousy is a very harsh word. appropriate but harsh. (audience laughs) so what's this plan you have in mind? - well, it's very simple. you see, this is a recording machine. - yes, i know, it starts here

mr. benny's magazines. lonely hearts, woman's home companion, muscle and body development, and the wall street journal. -oh, that's for me. -oh, yes it is for you, rochester. tell me, do you own stock? -i've got two shares of mr. benny, he incorporated himself. i bought at 39 and it's been there for ten years. -i see. well, i gotta be running along. -is this all the mail there is for mr. benny? -no, i'm still carrying that letter around with the postage due on it. but i guess there's no use going through that again.

mr. forbes. - goodbye. - goodbye. - [voiceover] appearing on tonight's show - [voiceover] the jack benny program. (applause) - yes, miss livingstone? - have you seen my emery boards? - oh yes, i put them here in this drawer. here's one. - thank you. - [pauline] you know miss livingstone, it's funny, isn't it? years ago you and i used to work side by side at the may company. now you're in television, working for a big star like jack benny, and i'm your maid. - yeah. can you lend me five dollars till payday? (laughter) - [pauline] here, that's 10 you owe me. (laughter) - oh by the way, pauline, i'm going out so you can have the rest of the day off. - [pauline] oh good! then i can spend the afternoon with my boyfriend sidney. you met him. - yes, but pauline you know this is none of my business, but isn't sidney a little too old for you? - well, he is a little old, but he's very nice. i feel for sorry for him.

we have miss sandy duncan, bennie barnes is here, steve martin, very funny, and the heavyweight champion of the world, mr. george foreman. he's here tonight. [ cheering ] [ music ] thank you. we'll have a word from our [ applause ] [ applause ] [ humming ] >> i'm in a singing mood tonight, i don't know what it is. i just feel melodic. >> well, you can sing anytime you want to. [ humming ] [ laughter ] have you been, uh... >> no, not at all. >> huh? >> you know i never do that before a show. >> absolutely. we kid you about drinking, but you never-- >> while i was there on the set this morning on location at 6:45 am. >> what set is that? >> i told ya, i'm making a movie. >> oh, of course, i for-- i forget so quickly. you got up at what time? >> i had to get up at five o'clock. >> to go to work at 6:45? >> yeah. they want you there early. movies are funny. they want you there. they want your body right where they want it. >> well, it probably takes quite a bit of time to get your body put together-- >> oh, no, my body-- >> for the cameras. >> my body was in very good shape this morning at 6:45. >> yeah. >>

mrs. watson coleman: i am pleased that h.r. 3584 includes language language by benny thompson to move away how it will identify low-risk passengers for expedited airport screening. in recent years, department of homeland security inspector general and the comptroller general have been critical about the security risks of the so-called managed inclusion process and in response, ranking member thompson introduced the ex pe dieded screening act which was included in this measure. we have an interest in t.s.a. effectively managing airport screening ensuring that a robust known traveler program for low-risk travelers are built into screening operations just makes sense. that is why i support the spans. pre-checked program under which x pe dieded -- expedited screening is provided. i'm pleased that h.r. 3584 includes provisions to expand the public's enrollment in the pre-check program by among other things, coordinating with the private sector to deploy t.s.a.-approved online and mobile enrollment centers. another key to the effective management is the maintenance of the security equipment. i'm

raindrops on the benny cam here, no delays coming into the city but it is rough go all around the board. we showed some of the debris in chaddsford some flooding, here is a picture, sent by mrsfe, carry, on her way to work, pick up this delay. obviously wasn't listening to me this morning because i said 926 was closed at creek road. >> you know theroid you take to work? it is flooded. thank you, honey. car shortages, delays on all of the regional rail lines this morning, coming into center city. and i just heard from the airport, weather delays and concellations because of last night's storms. so they're trying to recover here this morning, check with your airline before you head down to the airport, and sue-be, i think the wind will play factor, as well, in our weather today. >> temperatures will drop. winds will pick up throughout the day today. even though better than yesterday a six out of ten. see bus stop buddy still has the rain gear, still seeing temperatures in the 50's, but still seeing rain move through the area, the very last gasp of this storm that we'll remember for long time. now down to 50 degrees, we have 15-mile per hour breeze out of the west. and we see t