mr. bunker. - oh! yeah, yeah. i put a moist pack on her leg. i want you to make sure she keeps it there. yeah, i can do that, sure. how's aunt edith? she's tired like you. go upstairs, give her a goodnight kiss. wait a minute. wait a minute. here. here. i forgot to give her this. oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. here! i have something for you! i don't feel like a lollipop. no, no. this time, bubblegum. - thank you. - you're welcome. [sighs] so, on the level, how is she? i think she should be in a hospital. gee, see? that's the difference between you and your old man. you think, he always knew. where is he? he's retired. he can't be retired! he ain't got no business being retired while any of his patients is still alive. get him on the horn, sid. i'm dr. shapiro! he's the only dr. shapiro! mr. bunker... i have known you since i was six years old. oh, yeah, i know. and i didn't like you then. and i don't like you now. what about edith? her, i like. i mean, is she gonna be all right? oh, now you're concerned. after you practically killed her! what did

mr. bunker. all right, i'm waiting for you. mr. bunker. here i am. mr. bunker. yes, yes, yes! forgive me, lord. ? boy, the way glenn miller played ? ? songs that made the hit parade ? ? guys like us we had it made ? ? those were the days ? ? and you knew where you were then ? ? girls were girls and men were men ? ? mister, we could use a man like herbert hoover again ? ? didn't need no welfare state ? ? everybody pulled his weight ? ? gee, our old lasalle ran great ?

mr. bunker. oh, these are for you, mrs. bunker. a present from an admirer. for me? oh, my goodness. oh, i ain't had a present for ten years. gee, i wonder who it's from. now, something i want to ask you, lionel. now, wait a minute, daddy. er. come here, lionel. i wanna ask your opinion on something, there. now, when you first started doing odd jobs around the neighborhood, one of the first guys to throw a little work your way-- by the way, did you fix the tv up in the bedroom? sure did, mr. bunker. yeah, that's swell. good boy. here, put that in your pocket. cheaper than a repair man, believe me. is anybody talking to you? now, lionel, you can say by throwing these little jobs that, in a way, i was helping you get some money so you can go to college and you can become a-- a--a 'lectical engineer. yeah. ha ha ha. you hear that? all right, all right. let's get to the point, huh? lionel, what he wants to know is if you think he's prejudiced. prejudiced? yeah. against who? against black people. against black people? mr. bunker? well, that's the most ridiculous thing i ever heard. there!

mr. bunker pulled over to the curb. and the next thing i remember, when i came to, i was being given mouth-to-mouth resuscitation by a truck driver. truck driver? oh, you mean cab driver. no, no, it wasn't mr. bunker. it was a truck driver. yeah, yeah, a truck driver it was. a great big guy. how do i find this guy? call the teamsters. try a hospital. good idea. and remember, it happened in munson's cab. that's spelt m-u-n-s-o-n. aw, jeez! all right, mr. bunker? aw, aw, jeez, beautiful. now, let me tell you something... oops! sorry, fella. i just wanted to say to you, beverly, for a dame, you're one hell of a guy. ? boy, the way glenn miller played ? ? songs that made the hit parade ? ? guys like us we had it made ? [ together ] ? those were the days ? ? and you knew where you were then ? [ archie ] ? girls were girls and men were men ? [ archie, edith ] ? mister, we could use a man ? ? like herbert hoover again ? [ archie ] ? didn't need no welfare state ? [ edith ] ? everybody pulled his weight ? [ archie, edith ] ? ge

mrs. bunker, did you hear that? your neighbor mr. mcnab just called and said that two fellas just robbed-- what was that, mr. mcnab? oh. two jigaboos... and they're hiding somewhere in the neighborhood. yes, i'll tell him. good-bye. hey, what you got there, man? electric appliances. man, what these white folks won't waste their money on. [ man chattering ] let's go out the back door. no, no, cops. up the stairs. come on. [ archie ] hold it, edith. don't open the door. [ edith ] why not? first i gotta turn off the dog alarm. i wanna tell you something. that was one of the funniest moving pictures i ever seen. i can't believe it. he finally liked a movie we recommended. well, certainly i liked it. it wasn't one of them nowaday ones with everybody jumpin' into bed three and four at a clip. this wasn't a dirty picture. it was a funny picture. buster keaton, one of the funniest guys ever. i nearly-- you remember when he took the brass spittoon, he put it down over that guy's head? now that's funny enough, but when he reaches for that ball

mr. bunker, why didn't you tell this to mr. peterson? well, listen, i mean, i would have done that, rag the truth out of my wife. i don't know how you done it. you must got a way with you, you know? would you just give me a few moments to add these new facts to your claim and i'll be right with you? yeah, you take all the time you want there. edith, come here a minute, will ya? come here. are you all right? yeah, i'm fine. why? i ain't never seen you lie before. archie, i wasn't lying-- shush. shush. he swallowed that baloney hook, line, and sinker, just quit while you're ahead, huh? fairchild: now, mrs. bunker, your claim seems to be in order, so if you will just be kind enough to sign this right there. sure. what is it? oh, it's just a simple statement saying that your locket was stolen and you know nothing of its whereabouts. just sign the statement, edith, and we get the check. but i do know where the locket is. huh? yeah. no. yeah. no! yeah. the police have it. aw, jeez. the police? yeah, they're holding it for evidence till after t

hello there, mrs. bunker! oh, jeez! hello, mr. kelsey. and what brings you down here? well, it was your phone call. ah-ha-ha-ha! so that's who you was talking to on the phone there? ain't nothing sacred no more? whatever happened to "a man's bar is his castle"? archie, don't blame mr. kelsey. mike called him and asked him to phone us if you came in here. oh, the meathead done that. i suppose that makes it all right. to the party. no! i ain't going! not if i have to be 50. what are you standing there for? long as you're here, you might as well sit down. hey, kelsey, bring me over another beer here and an orange crush for the missus. oh, archie, everybody's waiting for you. it's your birthday party. listen, that ain't my birthday party. my birthday is 49. gee. fifty makes me think of all the things i ain't done yet. like what, archie? oh, i don't know, edith, a lot of things. well, for instance, i never rode a horse. i never had my picture in the paper. and i ain't never ate oysters rockefeller. edith, you just don't know what i'm trying to say to you, do you? oh, yeah,

robert petrie, jim anderson, and archie bunker. who? mr. television. oh. hmm, well, mork, that's a lot of bunk. tv isn't real life. then ricky really doesn't love lucy? ? babalu, babalu ? look, mork, since i've been working, i just don't have enough time to do all the things around the house so i'm gonna need your help. enlightened mork to the rescue. please don't make me cook because i'll get thinner than ronald reagan's environmental budget. yourself a bowl of cereal. listen -- i gotta run. i'll see ya later. don't wait up. it might be another late night. bye. big kiss, mindy! she used to have time for a big kiss. now she doesn't even got time to pucker. [ knock on door ] mind, i knew you'd come -- ooh. is the lady of the house at home? exidor. mork, is that you? hey, what are we doing just standing here talking? come on in. my, my, my, isn't this a delightful home? don't rush me. i'll get to the sales pitch. good morning, sir or madam. we represent the exidor-to-door company, exclusive distributors of these thingamajigs. i'm sorry, exidor, but i already

mr. clarke, were parked behind the bunker hill monument. you turned off the lights and turned on the car radio. before i knew what was happening, arms and legs were flying all over that car. mrs. findlay, i haven't the slightest notion of what you're talking about. you mean you don't remember? i mean, after... after all the things mr. clarke, please, sit down on the sofa. now mrs. findlay-- perhaps i can refresh your memory. now just sit down. i'll be you. you'll be me. okay? now... as i recall... it all began... your hands were on the steering wheel, you mumbled something about how nice the moon looked shining down on old ironsides in the harbor. how nice the moon looks shining down on old ironsides in the harbor! what do you think you're doing? that's exactly what i said! the next thing i knew your other hand was here! mrs. findlay! please!!! that's exactly what i said! mrs. findlay, this is very embarrassing. and humiliating and rotten! maude, for heaven's sake!!! walter, i'm busy! get out of the car! mrs. findlay, please, i'm with the in

mr. hewitt, we have been through a lot of this together now. we are war veterans. we have been in the bunker. let's see if we can figure out, is donald trump a little loony? is donald trump got a ms. hyde -- a dr. jekyll and mr. hyde. which one is the good guy, the bad guy? he uses both the good guy and the bad guy. which one is he? >> i think he's the good guy. we had -- >> trump is the good guy who hides the bad guy. >> the good guy is hyde. we had the best 72 hours the republicans and conservatives had since the financial panic in the fall of 2008. and the putting of vice president-elect pence in charge of the transition, more good news. the meeting s yesterday with pal ryan and mitch mcconnell, great news. the supreme court is saved, terrific news. i think donald trump is going to find being president as much fun as ron's father and hopefully as gracious as he was in the oval office and as winsome toward his critics as his father was. i haven't felt this good in years because i think the opportunity to undo some of the damage of the last eight years is in front of us. to rebuild the mili

mr. engel told you about these bunker-buster bombs that are being dropped from the air, they are being dropped on civilians and also being dropped on the hospitals. in aleppo there are six hospitals, four of them have been destroyed. last week, four of those last ix were utterly destroyed by bunker-buster bombs dropped by russian planes and syrian air force. but there are two that are partially left. and in these two, there is no longer morphine, there is no longer medical supplies. they bring those injured who have some chance of survival in there to try to treat them. and in the meantime, the bombs rain down every day. you know, they were nominated -- the organization, the white helmets, the volunteer group, doctors and nurses, they were nominated for a nobel peace prize. but so many of them now have gone to their graves. we have heard of the terror. dr. muhammad tenari of the syrian medical society described the sound of those helicopters overhead, the thump of exploding bombs and the overpowering smell of bleach in the air, that bleach that has tropped as part of chemical weaponry. and the

mr. hewitt, we've been through a lot of this together now. we are war verterans. we've been in the bunker. let's see if we can figure out, is donald trump a little loony? has donald trump got a dr. jekyll and mr. hyde thing going on, when he uses mr. hyde when he wants to -- which one's the good guy? the bad guy? he uses both the good guy and the bad guy. which one is he? >> i think he's the good guy. >> jekyll's the good guy, hyde's the bad guy. >> the good guy is hyde. we've had the past 72 hours that the republicans and conservatives had since the financial panic in the fall of 2008. and the outing of vice president-elect pence in charge of the transition, more good news. the meetings yesterday with mitch mcconnell and paul ryan, great news. the fact that the supreme court is saved, terrific news. and i think donald trump is going to find being president as much fun as dave ron's father. and hopefully, as gracious as he was in the oval office and as winsome towards his critics as his father was, i haven't been feeling this good in years, chris. because i think the opportunity to undo s

mr. blair served in the air force. he was a young officer assigned to be what was called a launch officer. that meant he served his time every day sitting in a bunker where the controls for launching nuclear weapons were housed. his job, imagine the responsibility. a young air force officer in his 20s waiting to hear whether or not an order is given for him to launch nuclear weapons. and bruce blair explained that there is no appeal from a president's order to do that. the joint chiefs of our military forces, can't say no, don't do it. there is no veto from congress or anyone else. the time between the order being given and the actual launch is four minutes. so after watching this election, mr. blair began contacting others who had served in this incredibly responsible position to share his concerns about what he was hearing and seeing. several dozen of them, i had never met them before. several dozen of them wrote a letter explaining why they could never support donald trump to be our commander in chief. the awesome responsibility that is housed in one person is something i want you to think about between now and the time you vote. because i will

mr. blair had served in the air force. he was a young officer assigned to be what was called a launch officer. that meant he served his time every day sitting in a bunker where the controls for launching nuclear weapons were housed, and his job, imagine the responsibility, a young air force officer in his 20s waiting to hear whether or not an order is given for him to launch nuclear weapons. and bruce playblair explained t there is no appeal from a president's order to do that. the joint chiefs of our military forces can't say no, don't do it. there's no veto from congress or anyone else, and the time between the order being given and the actual launch is four minutes. so after watching this election, mr. blair began contacting others who had served in this incredibly responsible position to share his concerns about what he was hearing and seeing, and several dozen of them -- i'd never met him before -- several dozen of them wrote a letter explaining why they could never support donald trump to be our commander in chief and -- [ cheers and applause ] -- the awesome responsibility that is housed in one person is something i want you to think about betwe