mr. buttermaker. don't-- tanner-- mr. buttermaker. what? i gotta leave early today.guys, listen up. "to coach buttermaker from league headquarters. "regarding player safety and league liability. "a reminder that according to regulation 236, "all players must wear a comprehensive genital defense apparatus." now, basically, what that translates to is that if any you guys get hurt, then they're gonna sue my ass so hard, they're gonna garnish my turds. so wear these things. pass them down, sweetie. also, you'll wanna write your names on 'em, because that's how you get crabs. and trust me, you don't wanna spend your sunday afternoon pickin' through your pumpkin patch with a little comb. gimme one. gotta protect the family jewels. who you kidding? when's the last time you even saw 'em? para la protección de sus huevos preciosos. does that make any sense? yeah. do you speak latin? i'm much better at latin. ( scoffs ) i don't need these. buttermaker: really? i'll take it. engelberg: all right. he can throw all right, but you think he can hit? let's find out. here. is that al