mr. buttermaker. mr. buttermaker! you're late. i got held up. sorry about that. are you drinking? oh, hell no. that's, uh, nonalcoholic. i'm driving, you know. oh. [ chuckles ] i'm so sorry. u hear that, toby? drinking and driving don't mix. and stay away from crack too. one hit of that stuff, you'll wake up in prison married to some guy named big blue, and he's branding his initials in your ass with a hot coat hanger. i knew a guy-- uh... yes. crack is bad too. yeah, i know. well, we are really excited to have you do this. and toby's really excited to play. aren't you, honey? uh-huh. between his trumpet lessons, photo club, boy scouts and swimming, this is his favorite. isn't it, honey? can you believe they tried to keep these kids out of the league? all kids should be able to play baseball, no matter what their skills. well, i think they heard me loud and clear. all that aside-- forget i filed the injunction-- just go out there and have fun. don't let the legalese crimp your enthusiasm in any way. yeah, i got enthusiasm flyin' out my ass. - [ man ]