mr. chakra, this thing is moving! mr. chakra! >> right here. >> guillermo: [ bleep ] mr. it? no, no, don't put it -- >> this is my next tool named wink, because he was born with only one eye. >> guillermo: ooh [ bleep ], ooh, no! [ bleep ], man, no, no, no. what a [ bleep ] birthday. no, no, no. [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. oh, oh, my balls! put it down, put it down. >> i've got you, i've got you. >> guillermo: thank you, mr. chakra. >> no problem. >> guillermo: [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> i think you have very good friends, by the way. >> guillermo: [ bleep ] friends. i knew it was going to be something crazy. that's why before i came here i took two pills not to have diarrhea, imodium pills, and i took two. agghh! >> i'll be right back. >> guillermo: no, no, where are you going? [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. agh, mr. chakra! >> coming, guillermo. >> guillermo: no, no, no. oh [ bleep ]. no, man! mr. chakra, no! [ bleep ], man. oh, [ bleep ]. >> that's some good massaging right there. >> guillermo: oh, no. >> i don't want the big one to crush any