i was like, "oh, okay, mr. daddy." ( laughter ) ( applause ). >> stephen: mr. daddy. mr. daddy! well, you've written-- you've written a lot of really powerful, beautiful roles for women. what draws you to that? why do you want to these actresses? >> because i think they're smarter than men. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: really? >> yeah. >> stephen: women are smatter than men? >> yeah. ( laughter ) i mean, you know, not gay men. ( laughter ) but men. there's a hierarchy. >> there's a hierarchy. >> stephen: women, gay men, men. >> no is goes gay merge women, again. >> stephen: oh, okay. room are gay men. >> yes, god. >> stephen: i did not know-- i did not know that i was gay. thank you very much. ( cheers and applause ) ( applause ) thank you. thank you for letting me know. wow. i was-- i just thought i was a thinker. thank you. >> think that women are far more complicated and i find that they are really interesting and fascinating to write for. so -- >> really? >> yeah. so most of my work comes from crazy cookies and >> stephen: queen latifah is in "star." >> yeah. >> steph

my mother would not sign because i was a minor, but daddy signed. [laughter] mr. vargel: i think just to get rid of me. i went to boot camp down in san diego and they sent me to detroit. school.s a machinist got out of that about the third of december in 1941 and took me over to the receiving station and pearl harbor was on the seventh and i was flying to a dive bombing squadron. it was on the uss hornet. it was a new carrier. bb-8 was the squadron number. i went aboard the hornet and we were on the shakedown cruise -- we went down to the gulf because we could hear dallas on the radio well. when we got back to norfolk, there were two b-25's sitting. there was a big crane on the carrier, and they hosted these b-25's up on the flight deck and took them back to see to see if they could fly them off. we stayed there in norfolk and while and went down through the panama canal and went up the pacific coast. the destroyer -- it had something to do with a torpedo and the torpedo slid back out of propeller cut a sailor's stomach out. they took him over to the hornet becaus

>> once a daddy wants to be a policeman and the other says daddy wants to play baseball. >> d mrs. porter do still play? i play with my kids, i don't i just play for fun. >> what is it like to avenue teammates, your brothers and blue? >> there here for better or worse and they have your back. >> we are walking around around town and it was the coldest day of the year. yesterday so maybe start on a pretty cold day and he said this is nothing compared what we had to deal with. you kidding me? it's cold. >> this guys a is a real hero. that's a huge things. it's not like a cop is going to make anything close like you would in the major leagues. that someone driven to sir. he's sounds like a guy with a calling. >> people forget is what you're passionate about what you're driven to do. if you're passionate you can find a way to make a living regardless of what you do. glad he was not only had his sights on money. >> were talking about it before with nfl what people don't understand is the lifespan of a pro athlete contract is three to make five years. talk about the stars in their their

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daddy here. so may i have the party wednesday? - i guess so. the party's all set. it'll be wednesday night. can you come? - sure, i'll be here. hi, mrs. anderson. - [margaret] hello, burgess. - is your dad home yet? - no he's not. - well, when does he get home? - not until very, very late. now, what do you want to do? - anything, except look through that microscope of yours. - well, whatever you do cathy, i want you to change into some play clothes. - okay, you wait here, burgess. i'll be right down. i'll read the paper. (quirky music) would you say no to a lot more money? [excited scream] you just won a million dollars! no thanks. nice balloons, though! or no to more vacation days? janet, i'm giving you an extra week's vacation! oh, ah... nooo. what? no way. who says no to more? time warner cable's all about giving you more. like the most free hd channels and virtually unlimited movies and shows on demand, so you can binge all day. call now. and don't forget the free tv app. get ultra-fast internet with secure home wifi to connect all your devices. saving on mobile data fees, helps big time. switch to time warner cable. for $89.99 a

mr. dooley to appeal a second time. he is allowed to appeal it when it was denied and reversed again. >> that is all legal mumbo jumbo to this widow who will explain to her daughter, her daddy's killer is out of jail. >> it will upset her >> and dooley will post a 100,000-dollar bond before he is released. not sure how long he be will be a free man while his appeal is pending. >>> the judge put restricts on dooley's release? >> absolutely. although he will be free, he won't be totally free. he has to turn in his passport. weapons. >>> thank you, chip. >>> and now to the ashes of gatlinburg. the out of control forest fires have left their mark on the great smoky mountains. flames rolling through gatlinburg and pigeon forge. the death count remains at 7 an but many are hurting. we have had reports of families out in the charred hills searching for missing loved ones. firefighrs fires but seems like a never ending battle as they brace for more fires. a terrifying 48 hours that have left 250 homes and businesses destroyed. tonight more than 14 residents remain in nearby shelters. >> it is not anything but red. i was taking care of an elderly lady and our animals out. time to get

daddy? it's time for the lightning round on cramer's "mad money." let's start with richard in california, richard. >> caller: mr. cramer, sir, this i grow my retirement funds off your very good information. >> thank you. >> caller: can't thank you. booyah to ya. >> booyah. >> caller: one big stock i've been watching for a while, waiting to pull the trigger or not. acia. >> we suggested we do this one, and it went all the way up. we said when they did that last quarter, we were not happy with it because they did have a contract that we thought would have been big that didn't happen. long-term story, good. short term, not that good. david in pennsylvania, david. >> caller: hello, jim. thank you for taking my call. i bought into national flavors and fragrances at 126. >> they missed the quarter. they absolutely missed the quarter. this is a company that has a long history. i would be a buyer of this company after they report the next quarter. i want to see what it is because this quarter was a not good quarter. let's go to debbie in new jersey, debbie. >> caller: hey, mr. cramer. how are you? >> good. ulta salon.

daddy kiss it. say kiss it, make it better. >> you'll be all right. >> you're beast mode. say i'm beast mode. >> you'll be all right. >> okay, beast mode? >> glad to see you, mrnaper. go ahead and have a seat. >> following each visit, naper undergoes a review. >> let's talk about bradley crying. >> i think, you know, when he starts crying, i just tell him, bradley, get up, you know, you're fine, because he's raised by a whole bunch of women, you know? and little boys raised by a whole bunch of women get babied, and i don't want my son to grow up getting babied all the time. i want him to have a little bit of toughness about him because the world's tough, you know what i mean? and just get up. you've got to go on anyway. >> okay, i understand where you're coming from. i want to give you a suggestion. it's okay for him to cry. it's okay for you to say that he's okay and then address the situation and move on. it kind of seemed that some of your patterns came from just, okay, quick fix, let's get him on to something else so he stops what he's doing. it's okay to acknowledge he's crying and find out why he's crying and move on from that. understand what i'm sayin

daddy that baby my goodness look at that santa suit. >> i bought one of those for me, when she was a baby. >> okay. >> carrie washington on santa 's lap and mrsclause, looking on. very merry. >> i don't know what look she's giving. >> look at taraji. >> yes, that is a side eye if you ever saw one. >> yes, sexy santa pose. dressing up, santa, sue, there , have you been naughty or nice, with the #merry christmas my favorite time, of the year. >> yes, onesy is a big thing now. there was another one that was in our holiday white elephant and it was inspired by christmas story. my nephew ended up with it. >> what was that. >> the pink bunny suit, there it is. now this is my nephew matthew who is 6-foot five, and he enjoyed that. >> what is this white elephant thing. >> everybody brings a gift. our limit was $20 or less and you put all of the gifts in the pile in the middle and then you draw a number. if you are number one you pick a gift. then when you are number two you pick a gift or steel a gift from that person and it goes on from there. there is a lot of stealing. >> your nephew stole that gift >> yes, there his sister? yes. >> he wented the

daddy's dead. and so it was really difficult for the agents that worked with him to try and bolster their spirits and try to keep them up. it was a difficult time. >> mr, based on your comments a while ago about the day of the assassination in dallas, that in their memoir, johnny, we hardly knew you, dave powers and kenny o'donnell said they saw an assassin firing from the grassy knoll ahead of the motor candidate, and you indicated you felt a shot from behind you. did you see anyone firing from the grassy knoll that day? >> i did not see it because nobody did. [applause] there were only three shots fired. all three came from the sixth floor window of the section school book depository. no other shots were fired. that's a fact. >> there are feature films which will soon be released, lbj and jackie. have you had any input on them or gotten a chance to see them? because they feature, center around the assassination time. >> i have not seen them, but i'm looking forward to seeing both of them. thank you. >> what would you say about the situation that gerald ford came into, vice president, then-president getting ready to retire, does he get enough credit

daddy santa is back. >>> celebrity chef says he will never eat at any restaurant owned by mr. trump. choose to not patronize chefs that support deports half the people he ever worked with. >> he is on the right network. >>> she first won our hearts as whinnie cooper on "the wonder years". >> hi. did you get my message? this is your order? >> i knew it was the only way i would get to see you tonight. >> you have seen her on the west wing and "how i met your mother". now she is starring in the s sequ sequel, the wrong woman. >> it is called mommy i didn't do it. great to see you. >> talk about your new movie. >> it is called mommy i didn't do it. it is a courtroom drama suspense thriller. it will have you on the edge of your seats. i played a housewife accused of attempted murder. i go from being a very quiet sweet housewife having to really fight for her life. her high school teacher has been murdered. i decide to defend her. if your child is in danger you will do whatever you can. of course you're going to defend her. if you start to seem more innocent of course your going keep fight

daddy mad. besides, if the phone company doesn't find out, what difference does it make? [roger whistles] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com bootsie nightingale. boy, i've always been crazy about her. yeah. sounds like mrs. bellows cooked up a swinging affair for a change. yeah, you may have a problem. what do you mean? well, jeannie. you and all those beautiful women? she probably won't even let you go. oh. don't worry about jeannie. i'll take care of her. how? i'll lie. [???] i have to go, jeannie. it's--it's business. i really don't want to. why do they call it a ball? it's just an expression. people give these parties to raise money, and everybody goes and has a terrible time. well, i do not want you to have a terrible time. thanks. so, i will go too. huh? i'll take charge of the entertainment. i'll have elephants, jugglers, clowns, lions and tigers-- and i'll have a full-fledged general court-martial. no, thank you very much. it's very kind of you, jeannie, but i'll just have to suffer for one night. yeah, well... sometimes we all have to give a little extra. [???? bootsie, baby, please. you're boring me, sweetie. but every big shot in the space program will be there. don't you understand? think of

mr. samaha >> by the quick russian. julian, can we call you daddy no?[laughing] >>[inaudible] [off mic] >> good. what is the next item? >> item number nine discussion of future agenda items by directors. >> directors, do you have any items you like on the future agenda? >> i like to hear about the bicycle signage issue. >> if there's no other comments, or questions, i think we can adjourn but let me thank dan offer hosting this. yes mr. beck >> yes do deftly want to thank dan off for hosting us tonight in recognizing the be opening next month so people enjoy the food tonight to come back and even if you did not come back and tried again. but i also wanted to close tonight's meeting with unfortunately a sad recognition of the passing of director richardson's mother. chief mrs. dorcas-i know that she has been a significant pillar in director richardson's life and will be sorely missed. >> thank you all for coming tonight. >>[gavel] >>[adjournment] >> >> >> good morning my name is allen i'm the competitive for the probation department honor and privilege t