mr. donaghy, i'm just a simple pig farmer's son. but i would be honored if you'd come to a party at my home. oh, whatever, fine. i'll come. super. mr. d? uh, no. i could make up some excuse, kenneth, but i have too much respect foyou. during your party, i'll be home, listening to some schubert. and, uh, ironically, viewing some canadian pornography. hope you're ready to party like it's 1999. which, according to my bible, will be in seven years. [sniffs] oh, what is that smell? [sniffs] that is the body spray that came with my new leather jacket. oh, my god. are you having an affair? what? no. why would you say that? because you're acting all happy and full of life. liz, you're crazy. yeah, and you're married, remember, pete? your beautiful wife paula. and your sons, robert and jack. and that creepy little one who's always rubbing himself against the carpet. liz...i'm not cheating on paula. you better not be! oh, great, now i smell like midlife crisis! here's a tip, cerie. decide what you want before you open the refrigerator. you jus

mr. donaghy. just like you asked. thank you, kenneth. let me just take this plastic off. 'cause i saw on martha stewart how we're all doing everything wrong. where are the pants? sweet peaches! what have i done? somewhere along the way, they must have slipped out the bottom. it's all right, kenneth. these things happen. [sighs] uncle butch was right. i'm just a stupid country bumpkin with great skin and soft hands. i'll just have jonathan bring over another pair. no, sir. this is my mistake. i will replace your pants. they cost $2,500. i will find your pants! all right! my prescription shampoo! oh. (angry man) who is it? hi, i have your mail. i live across the hall. h-hi, i didn't even realize anyone had moved in over here. welcome. [ominous music] i'm...liz. what's your name? raheem. raheem. that's-- that's my mother's name. no, it-- no, i'm just kidding. give me my package, please. oh...okay. well, it was nice to meet... (woman on tv) coming up next, candace van der shark, a lifetime intimate portrait. have you met the guy across the hall? raheem? yeah, he's a good egg.