mr. flanagan. wh-what are you doing here? um... i'm checking up on you.just to make sure you're practicing your craft or whatever. that is an honor, sir. and yeah, i promise, i'm practicing. but wait. why were you, why were you going in my mom's room? uh... your mom's actually helping me with a new trick. that is so cool! what is this trick? is it sawing a lady in half? (wry chuckle) well, not sawing. but actually, the magician's code forbids me from telling you anything else about the trick. loretta: wayne, come back to bed! okay, it involves a bed. w-w-wait. can you at least tell me the name of this trick? sure, kid. it's called-- the disappearing salami. mr. flanagan's wife shot him before he could ever tell me what the trick was. yeah, that guy was banging your mom. yup. totally. mr. flanagan was not ban-- oh, my god, he was. so what did you order? oh, just black coffee. i like it that way, too. yeah, it just tastes better to me. i find that if the coffee beans are good enough, you really don't need-- why are you in a wedding dress?! well, i'm sort of