mr. g-man, if you send out any social program checks, you send them to me. louie. stay cool, frankie. [ murmuring ] you guys want a truck? francis, can i have a word with you upstairs? what's going on in there, phil? take it from me, you don't want to know. ou? mr. parker, you know where the stairs are, hmm? what's going on? what's this, nate? a baseball bat, captain. oh. you in a league or something? gentlemen, i've been a cop 17 years, and i've been to a few softball games myself. so what say? let's not kid a kidder. who called practice? i did, captain. we both did. you both look like you already lost. what happened? we got jumped. in broad daylight? no, we were in a building, sir. we were investigating a possible burglary in progress. and? and when it turned out to be a false alarm, when we tried to leave, that's when they jumped us. they got our guns. well, listen up, athletes. softball practice is canceled. you're gonna let them get away with it? what if one of those guns kills a cop? harris, there are enough guns out there every one of us a dozen times over! i don't give a rat'