mr. garrison 'cause mr. garrison used a gun. oh, yeah. live from burbank, it's...l guests include... and the comedy of mrs. crabtree. and now here's your host, jay leno! just relax, sweetheart. you're gonna kill out there. kill who?! oh, that's great. use that. honey, d-do you need anything? just give me another one of them roofies. sure. mr. mackey: o-okay. l-let's try to calm down, m'kay? this type of thing happens all the time. what do you mean? how often does an entire third-grade class go missing? well, 99% of the time when a child is missing it's because they've run away, m'kay? [ all gasp ] run away? oy. i knew i shouldn't have made kyle eat that gefagahagah. how do we get our runaway children back? well, we just need to make some posters, m'kay? hand out brochures, m'kay? that way the public can know what the children look like and can call in if they're spotted, m'kay? let's get started right away. they could be halfway to l.a. by now. it's only a matter of time before they're selling their bodies and buying smack! come on, everybody! we got to find those