mr. garrison. boys, mr. garrison, fellow students, for our science fair project, bill fossey and i have spawned a creature genetically far superior to man. i present to you... the five-assed monkey. oh, mr. hat, isn't it beautiful ? wait, wait, the pig just gave birth ! it had a baby ! ( kid ) what's it look like ? does it look like a pig, or an elephant ? hey, it kinda looks like mr. garrison. oh, gee, isn't that an amazing coincidence ? what are the odds ofthat? hmm... you boys get first prize. that'll do, pig. captions copyright 1998 comedy central a division of time warner entertainment company, l.p. captioned at hbo communications center >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! thank you so much for tuning in! we have a great guest tonight, charlamagne tha god is here, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) it's going to be a really interesting interview. but first, barack is back