mr. garrison is away today. i am your substitute teacher, mr. wyland. - oh, sweet, dude.his class like to mess with substitute teachers, but if we all behave and respect each other, i'm sure we can make this a fun and productive day. let's start with roll call. let's see, mm, eric cartman? - here. [all laugh] - all right, and how about stan marsh? - [muffled] here. [all laugh] - it's not that funny, you guys. jesus. - okay, and where is kenny mccormick? - here. [hysterical laughter] - oh! [laughs] ow! - dude, what the hell was that? - oh, oh, dude, you know when you're laughing so hard that the milk comes out your nose? oh, man. - dude, you weren't drinking any milk. - huh? - you have to be drinking milk for that to happen. - not with me, man. - all right, look, why don't we skip roll call? here's what we're gonna do today. i've been told that one of your classmates has been ill for several days, kyle broflovski? - he's faking. - well, i've been told that in mr. garrison's absence, our activity for the day is to make a get-well card for kyle, so i've got this large piece

mr. garrison. american history is very-- when is mr. hat coming back? what did you say? when is mr.d now we all learn from mr. twig! but mr. twig sucks. yeah! yeah! that is enough! mr. hat is gone and he isn't coming back! and i don't want to hear it! anyway, children, let's turn our history textbooks to page 105, which would be right after... so, how's your lame-ass clubhouse, stan? better than yours, fat boy. we'll see about that.

mr. garrison, is i had to put up those indicators and try to match it up with the stations on this chart, stations 5, 16, and 35, and it becomes tremendously indicated at the overrun, if you will, falls within the range of station 35 of this agenda item. and again, being an amateurist type of individual, i did the arithmetic on that. when it comes to all of these indicative repairs that our station needs that's over 150 years old, what comes about on a budgetary issue with our department is how do we get the finances for everything that's needed on this station? mr. garrison, the answer is the eser bond, and i had to learn the campaign and the heart break in terms of all the hard work that has occurred from the local membership of 798, our members standing on street corners, but basically, the citizens of san francisco that approved those bonds. those bonds, in my opinion as a commissioner, are godsend funds. and the responsibility of this bond is to get this project done. this agenda indicates we need to have a continuing dialogue with the department in terms of what we've done and what

mr. garrison, is i had to put up those indicators and try to match it up with the stations on this chart,tions 5, 16, and 35, and it becomes tremendously indicated at the overrun, if you will, falls within the range of station 35 of this agenda item. and again, being an amateurist type of individual, i did the arithmetic on that. when it comes to all of these indicative repairs that our station needs that's over 150 years old, what comes about on a budgetary issue with our department is how do we get the finances for everything that's needed on this station? mr. garrison, the answer is the eser bond, and i had to learn the campaign and the heart break in terms of all the hard work that has occurred from the local membership of 798, our members standing on street corners, but basically, the citizens of san francisco that approved those bonds. those bonds, in my opinion as a commissioner, are godsend funds. and the responsibility of this bond is to get this project done. this agenda indicates we need to have a continuing dialogue with the department in terms of what we've done and what we'v