mr. gibson, i have assembled the masses! we are ready to do thy bidding! have i been a good boy, mr. gibson? - so you boys have led me here to your secret base, huh? i guess now you're going to start to torturing me! agh! oh, my nipples are so tender. don't squeeze them anymore! - that's...mel gibson? he's not quite as eloquent as i had pictured. - i'll bet you wanna torture me now, don't you! - dude, what's wrong with him? - he's cuckoo, dude. he's absolutely out of his mind. - you--you would all love to torture me, wouldn't you? okay, fine. see what you can fit in there. i can take it! - dude, i've been freaked out this whole time because of that guy's movie? - fine! if nobody here is man enough to torture me, then just give me my $18. - it's our $18. your movie sucked! - you can't say my movie sucked, or else you're saying christianity sucks! - no, dude, if you want to be christian, that's cool, but you should follow what jesus taught instead of how he got killed. focusing on how he got killed is what people did in the dark ages, and it ends up with really bad results. - you know,