mr. jimmy kimmel, mr. jimmy kimmel! we were hoping your cheeks were covered with our signature buffalo sauce. >> jimmy: no, it's hair. i'm just looking for jokes about donald trump if you have them. >> oh, donald trump, you came to the right place. >> jimmy: slept. >> i'm getting our number one donald trump joke now. i don't know but i've been told donald trump is turning red more donald >> jimmy: it's not my birthday. it is not my birthday. >> it's not your birthday? >> jimmy: no, it's not my birthday. i'm looking for donald trump jokes. >> donald trump jokes, yes. >> jimmy: okay, great, all right, good. oh, great. >> these will knock your socks off. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right, i'm ready. it's a great-looking wig. >> ready, jimmy? >> jimmy: what? >> you ready? >> jimmy: yeah, i'm ready. >> okay. joke number one. >> jimmy: okay. >> how many donald trumps does it take to build a wall? >> jimmy: i don't know, how many donald trumps does it take to build a wall? >> zero! he will make the mexicans build it for him! >>

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jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, salma hayek. from "mr. robot", rami malek. and music from atlas genius with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi there. hi, everybody. my name's jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'll tell you something. we have a very good show for you tonight. but before we dive into it, i want to update you on an extremely important controversy i found myself in the middle of. it's probably the most important thing going on in the world right now. if you watched our show last night, you know that i have enraged the world of video gaming. video gamers are mad at me because last week i made comments about youtube gaming, which is a new platform on youtube where people who play video games can watch other people playing video games. i suggested that watching other people play video games is a double waste of time. and it turns out -- [ laughter ] -- i was very wrong. it's a great way to spend time. so we posted this video of me saying this youtube. and we got a l

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jimmy kimmel, you earn mr. leblanc's response, straight-up rude, it's never funny, it's just cheap, ask your mom. i'll do that. here's one from a guy named roman. why don't you learn to show people the same respect you show animals? can your stupid ass do that? there were a lot like this. here's one more. jimmy kimmel, being a douche schnozzle at someone else's expense and then saying sorry is still being a douche. thank you, i was unfamiliar with douchesnozzle law. twitter has made it easy for famous people to interact with their fans. also makes its a for people to tell you how much they hate you. every night this week a group of celebrities will be on the show to read their mean tweets to our studio audience. and in fact i'd like to be in the studio audience for this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? what is your name? >> i'm jake. >> jimmy: jake, have you ever sent a mean tweet to a celebrity? >> i have. i'm ashamed. >> jimmy: who? >> mylie cyrus. >> jimmy: what did you say? >> i told her th

i get that jimmy kimmel could be a bit out of touch since he's not familiar with the scene, but why attack it? a user going by the name mrsu. >> yeah, why attack it? >> jimmy: well, it's a comedy show. >> i laughed. no i laughed at it. i would say i was a little bit insulted because i do understand the work and the effort that people put into doing something like this. >> jimmy: why do you want me to get cancer and aids? >> i did not say that. that wasn't me. >> jimmy: do you guys ever play old games? pac man and donkey kong jr. and that kind of thing? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: that's what i used to play. i did watch people play but it was mostly me standing behind my friend because we're at 7-eleven spending the whole night there putting all our quarters into the machine. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that would be the most ready equivalent that i would make to it. >> people watching your friends play games. that's why when i do it, i do charity events, i try to outreach, i go to conventions to meet my fans. that makes it special. >> jimmy: then you have sex with these people? >> absolutely not. how dare you, sir. >> jimmy: i didn't