mr. mackey. tooth decay. they got the son of a bitch. - what? - up in the yukon. nd circumstance playing] ♪ [horns honking] ♪ - the princess now giving the canadian medal of courage to ugly bob. and also to scott, who is, of course, a giant dick. and katook-took of the yukon. and the medal, of course, made of white chocolate, as is tradition. what a glorious day for canada, and therefore, the world. - the duke of calgary, standing up and putting on a fake beard-- a tradition passed down since the birth of canada. the princess now knighting sir ike broflovski. giving him three kisses and a pair of socks, as is tradition. - i mean, come on, guys, that's pretty cool, right? my little brother is a knight in canada. - my sister is a den leader in girl scouts. - my uncle's the second in line to be manager at gart brothers. - hmm, yeah. - and now the scraping off of the pudding. isn't she beautiful, scraping off the pudding with the grace of a butterfly. she rubs the pudding on her face. the prince now attempting to remove one of the princess' arms. as is, of course, the

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mr. mackey? - it's pretty close, but it looks like giant douche is gonna win! - oh, no, no! - ha, you lose, fat ass! - hey, wait a minute! look! - stan! - stan, you came back, does that mean... you learned the importance of voting? - i learned that i'd better get used to having to pick between a douche and a turd sandwich because it's usually the choice i'll have. - he's going to vote! - he's going to vote! - he's going to vote! - ♪ let's get out and vote ♪ ♪ let's make our voices heard ♪ ♪ we've been given the right to choose ♪ ♪ between a douche and a turd ♪ ♪ it's democracy in action ♪ ♪ put your freedom to the test ♪ ♪ a big fat turd or a stupid douche ♪ ♪ which do you like best? - stan's vote brings the total votes for turd sandwich to 36! and giant douche has 1,410. giant douche still wins! [all cheering] [all groaning] - dude, so my vote didn't even really matter! - hey! that's not true, stan. - you can't judge the merits of voting on whether or not your candidate won. - your vote still mattered. - hey, everybody! they just found all the peta members murdered at their

mrs. wiggins to be kind of a doerd ingold ladies. but then i went into costume fitting on wednesday and bob mackey said, you know -- he is our costumene a lot of old ladies, let's make her boo a bimbo. so he put me in the blond wig and the pushup bra and a tight black skirt, and the black security bagged in the behind, and i'm flat back there. so i said, bob, you're going to have to take that in. he said, no, no, stick your behind into it. and i did, and that gave me that funny walk. >> that was part of it. >> that's how that character was. >> and the best moments were when -- you know, it was a comedy show, so when you would break, you would break, right? you guys would be trying to hold it together, but we as the audience could see you couldn't. was there one actor who made you get there more often than not? >> hello, tim conway. >> right. because he would -- we would do two shows on a friday, and an early shoer early show and we would take it and show that the way we rehearsed it. then tim would go to our director and say, did you get all of the shots from the first show? yeah. and then he went crazy on the second show, stuff we