. >> hello, mr. maron, how may i provide you with excellent service today?>> you can fix my internet. very good. let me apologize for the problems you have been experiencing. >> whatever, let's just fix it. and i'm going to help you with that. my name is jeff. (middle eastern accent) >> all right, what's your real name? >> jeffrey. i think we know what's happening here. >> if you could focus on your internet, would you turn on your modem? >> no, what if you're lying about who you are? >> mr. maron, i'm going to schedule a specialist to come to your home tomorrow between 8:00 a.m. and noon if it's most convenient. anything else, sir? >> yes, except you're full of (bleep), jeff. (laughter) >> i haven't seen that in a while. it's funny. >> rose: you think of yourself -- i mean, watching that as an actor, a comedian or journalist? >> certainly comedian first. everything followed that. comedy is what i wanted to be. i can calm myself and believe i'm a standup comic first and foremost. i know a lot of my success and attention came from talking to people burks i'm

mr. that -- marones you want amnesty for illegal aliens already here. right?don't want amnesty and there is no such thing as illegal alien. we want people -- people are human beings. there is no such thing as an illegal person. we want them to be able to get in line. there is no line for the undocumented community today for the most part. jorge ramos is a great journalist. >> wait, wait, wait. let's stick with you for a minute. do you want everybody who wants to come in here from all over the world to be able to come in? >> most people all over the world don't want to come in here. most people go to other countries. they have a line to get into just like your father fathers and foremothers did. they should have a line to get into. >> illegal aliens jump the line. >> there is no line. there is no line. >> well, wait. there is immigration enrick quay, you know that. they apply and people are given work papers. >> very few people qualify for that very, very few people. >> well, that's the law of the land though. that's the law. i mean, made by congress. that's ho