mr. melnick. give him anything he wants. yes, mr. melnick! yes, mr. melnick! we mustn't let a man like that excuse me, sir. sorry to have kept you waiting, general. major. oh, you'll be a general. i have a feeling in my bones. well, thank you. now, about the loan, if it's not too much trouble-- trouble? why, it's an honor to do business with you, sir. suppose we just fill out this form for $100,000, payable at your convenience. a hundred thousand-- no, no, no, i don't need $100,000 dollars, i just need $1000. t see that kind of respect anymore, do you? really, $100,000 is too much. i just need 1000. well, suppose you decide to buy a larger boat, or take on a few accessories. a seaplane on board, perhaps? no, no, really. this is just a little sailboat. well, it could be a little bigger one, couldn't it, major general? let's make this out for $150,000. take it, master. let us go. well, what would i use for security? your face. [gasps] i knew it. he wants your face. please, let us give you $200,000. but i-i don't need $200,000. sir, if you're so anxious to loan m