. - mr. monk, come on. - and not just any birthday, you're 50 years old. that's a milestone. - okay, look, you know, you don't understand. - shh! he's coming. he's coming. - if you buy me something then i have to pretend to like it. and then i have to remember to thank you and then i have to return it. and it's a nightmare. it's a nightmare. where is everybody? - oh, they're probably in the captain's office. he said it was very important. - where are the cups? - what cups? - all the cups and the paper plates. yesterday there was a big pile here. - i don't know. we're--we're late, come on. - wait... a minute. - uh-oh! - what are you doing? - i knew it. - why'd the captain want to see me, again? - i told you, it's a double homicide in marin county. - you said triple homicide. - i don't think so. - hey, you said triple. all right-- what happened, did somebody get better? natalie... it's a party isn't it. it's a surprise party. - no, mr. monk, i would never do that. i know how you hate parties. - nice try, teeg

mr. monk, you're distracting him! no, he's distracting me. re anyone here who's that small and limber? who could scrunch up inside of a desk? a scruncher? a little scruncher? mr. kwan, there's a lot of money at stake here. i got it. i got it. (st. clare) well, well, well, mr. monk. we meet again. surprised? why don't you get your own clues? well, normally i do. but you two are so easy to follow. especially when you're kind enough to keep your emergency blinker on all day long. i told you. it's the safest way to drive. wait, don't question anybody yet. i have a voice stress analyzer. i'll be able to tell if he's lying or not. he hasn't said anything. you are a pathetic little frog, aren't you? you thought you could lose me, huh? well, you can all just relax. dirk'll take it from here. hey, hippie. you in charge? my name is dirk. i'm a professional bounty hunter. i was wondering if i could have a word with you. maybe this'll change your mind. i got $200 here. $200? they do use money on your planet? [all talking at once] cabin 14. it doesn't say

mr. monku understand you're talking about someone you have never even met, who works in a factory somewhere, who inspects shirts. she's my soulmate. you don't even know if it's a man or a woman. i love her. i think she's in trouble. maybe she's retired. maybe there's a new number eight. no, it's not possible. she would never retire. she loves her work. look at this shirt. now, inspector number five, i can see him retiring because he stopped caring years ago. monk. what? they're about to take the body away. wanna come have a look. i'll be right there. i've only got five shirts left. what if i spill something? what if one rips? right, it's like an endangered species now. put two shirts in the dryer. yeah. close the door. see if they mate. hey, monk. what? what do you think? about what? about the dead guy in the kitchen. i'm sorry. i was thinking about something else. he's worried about the woman who inspects his shirts. i've been to three different stores. the stitching, it's is all wrong. the c

mr monk in a nice again general of the united nations sitting she's saying what is sad is just style direction once again he's heads of states go out and has of government ladies and gentlemen you know i say first of all allow me to briefly express just how pleased i am to see you distinguished representative and table and reviewed a country that is part and parcel of the caribbean but as you will and that is so dear to brazil and to a region at the helm if the proceedings of this session of the general assembly. great so i see you can certainly rely on the permanent support of the brazilian government may i also at the very beginning of my address. express the repudiation of the brazilian government and people to the recent terrorist attack that took place in the road on the floorboard yes i would like to come say our condolences as well as our solidarity to the. families of victims as well as the people and the government of kenya and you can terrorism wherever it may happen no matter where it comes from off on the actual always this hour and in the good skin color. nation as well

mr. monk, do you think he really has information about trudy?he's lying just to get the reward money? what if he's not? you have the cash? give me the cash. look, i just don't want you getting your hopes up. natalie, i don't have an abundance of hope. let me enjoy the little i have, please.

mr miller get results. for tonight's politically correct that i'm correcting fox news air force sergeant philip monk is facing a formal investigation for allegedly falsely claiming that he was punished for opposing marriage equality fox news jumped on monk story despite questions about its authenticity and now the network is citing the investigation into monk as further proof that the military is cracking down on anti great gay christians in august monk told fox news that he had been relieved of his duties for speaking out against marriage equality a claim that the air force denied saying that he was simply at the end of his assignment yesterday fox so-called news talking head shannon bream spoke with hate group leader tony perkins about the case about the supposed war on anti-gay christians in america take a look. he believes he was being discriminated against based upon his religious convictions so i guess i think with this is it's more than just this case with sergeant monk this is a pattern this is in this under this administration to intimidate and silence those who would challenge the direction that the

monk mother, uncles are looking down with pride upon this hearing. i should also note that i am extremely impressed that caroline needed to this hearing today. you see mr. chairman just this past weekend she and her daughter totyana swam the hudson river to raise money for leukemia and lymphoma society. it's a 3i all swam to sleepy hollow mr. chairman pubic i'm not sure either of us could have accomplished that amazing feat. but back to the introduction. caroline kennedy was educated in new york and massachusetts and attended the school content of the sacred heart in the concord academy and earned her bachelor's of art that harvard university. her j.d. from columbia law school, graduating in the top 10% of her class. from there she embarked on a long and distinguished career that spanned politics as well as education and charitable work. it's a career that leaves me no doubt she is well qualified to take on this great path that awaits her if she is confirmed as the next united states ambassador to japan. caroline kennedy grew up in the public eye and we as a nation grew up with her sharing heard jul es allows her heartbreak. born into a family that has