mr. burns. - this is jim monoghan. - hello. - how are you? - mr. von zell. - excuse me. - are you an actress? - yes. - well, i'm majoring in dramatic arts at sc. - [harry] i'm excited to see this girl. not only because i'm fond of her but she's fond of me. she's great. - [george] but harry, harry, go with the lemon, she's listening. - [jim] would you like to go for a ride? - [harry] now, george, as i say, you have to give this girl a part on the show. i personally insist on it. - [sylvia] i'd love to. - and i don't mean a small part. i want you to give her four or five big scenes. 'course, i'll be glad to go over to her house and help her rehearse so you know she's-- - okay, harry, i'm giving sylvia a contract. sylvia, i'll take you home-- where is sylvia? - she left with a boy 25 years younger than you are who is still older than sylvia. (audience laughs) - how can you do these things? - harry, look-- - george-- - harry, i made a call, and there's a beautiful and talented actress coming over who likes you very much. and wants you to take her