mr. last is joined by contributors p.j. o'rourke, jonah goldberg, christine rosen and more. this is a little under an hour. >> hello, everybody. welcome. what a virtuous crowd. got quiet -- so like robert's inseam, i'm going to keep this short. i'm jonah goldberg, i'm a fellow at the american enterprise institute. if that offended you, you might as well leave now. [laughter] i am happier than helen thomas at aha maas rally to be here. [laughter] i've been using that joke for a long time, but constancy of character is a virtue too. i'm delighted all of you could make it here tonight, at least most of you. but i'm, as a fellow american enterprise institute and host of this event, i want to say thank you all for coming, so thanks. the thesis of this book, "is ten deadly -- seven deadly virtues," is that the virtues have all grown out of fashion. perhaps no greater proof of this thesis comes in any other form than the fact that a book called "the seven deadly virtues" actually contains 18 virtues under discussion. [laughter] kind of reminds me of thoreau's famous dictum about ho