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mr. paul shaffer is here with cleto. >> thanks so much. thanks, everybody.he mini residency continues. it's night three of the mini residency. and through the stockholm syndrome is starting to kick in. >> jimmy: is it really? >> all is well, though. fun to be here with you and the cletones. >> jimmy: it was fun having you with dave letterman last night, i felt like an intruder on my own set. did you speak to dave following the show? >> i saw him before the show. he was a little mad, he said everybody who used to work for me now works for kimmel, including me. i said, dave, it was just a mini residency, he was okay with that. >> jimmy: mini residency, make no mistake, paul does not work for me, if anything it's the other way around. thank you for being here. >> mini residency, thanks for having me. >> jimmy: paul shaffer will be here all this week. [ cheers and applause ] also tonight we have music from a very popular young woman. cardi b, she is from the bronx. [ cheers and applause ] she has the number one song in the country. and no brooklyn show would be

mr. paul shaffer! [ cheers and applause ] >> thajimm cletones be rocking.ith my:h us, paul. oualso we have music from fifth harmony.'re jim >> illermo! we kn ♪ >> jim now i understand what's goin on.g . yeahank you.le bit drunk. >> hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]illermo.what they call a brooklyn it >> nt. >> jimmy: it looksody. >> hi, everybody! >> jimmy: as you know, brooklyn is home to many great cooks and nsld's est maker of fortune alled ton food, they're based in brooklyn.nd city. i happen to love a good fortune cookie so we took fi to to learn how they put those cookies and to maybe write a few of our own. ♪ >> this is the place? >> jimmy: yeah. let's check this out. >> nice meet >> did you carry him all theway? >> jimmy:e exhausted. >> jimmy: how do i look?ook good too. ♪kies>>od floor. >> jimmy: these are them? >> these are them. er the batter goes e baked and then here is packing part of it -- >> jimmy: when you say they get baked, these people are high? >> i meant the cookies. >> jimmy: the cookies themselves. >> jimmy: how manys are in one of these rolls? >

mr. paul shaffer. >> thank you, everybody! i'm here all week.oing what we call in show business, a mini residency. my mini residency, all week. i'll be with you, sir. >> jimmy: well, thank you for being our mini resident. >> an awful lot of fun. thanks for having me. >> jimmy: paul shaffer, everybody. fantastic show for you tonight. and all this week. amy schumer is here with us, we have music from lcd soundsystem. and we are #blessed to have dj khaled in the opera house tonight. what's your favorite dj khaled song? >> i like this one ♪ ♪ all i do is win win win no matter what ♪ ♪ money on my mind and i can't get enough ♪ ♪ every i step up in the building ♪ and they stay there and they stay there and they stay there. dj khaled. the best. >> jimmy: we're not going to top that. i also want to mention that in honor of our show being here in brooklyn, all of the jokes you will hear tonight were written in small batches by hand on biodegradable hemp parchment using natural ink sustained from harvested lingonberries. this is all artisanal tonight. one

mr. paul shaffer! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, jimmy. how about those cletones. cletones be rocking. good to be with you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here with us, paul. this is how we got letterman on the show. we kidnapped paul and said you'd better show up. also we have music from fifth harmony. and i feel like we're missing somebody. >> guillermo! >> jimmy: yes, where's guillermo? do we know? ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, okay. now i understand what's going on. yeah, bring him right in. thank you. sometimes he gets a little bit drunk. >> hi, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, guillermo. what they call a brooklyn burrito. the good news is it didn't mess your hair up at all. >> no, it's perfect. >> jimmy: it looks perfect. say hello to everybody. >> hi, everybody! love brooklyn! >> jimmy: as you know, brooklyn is home to many great cooks and chefs and bakers and artisans of all types. it is also home to the world's biggest maker of fortune cookies. a company called won ton food, they're based in brooklyn. they have a factory in long island city. i hap

mr. paul shaffer is here! >> thanks, jimmy. i'm with the cletones tonight.ith the mini residency, here all week. sad to see that it's coming to a close, tomorrow's my last night. great to be with you, though. >> jimmy: you look like the oscar tonight, paul. [ laughter ] >> you know, jimmy, in hollywood, oscar is king. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i dressed up for you. >> jimmy: this is great. just like america, we have canada above in paul shaffer and then, wait, where is mexico? where is little guillermo? oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at this. oh, wow, look at that. guillermo and his -- [ cheers and applause ] all right. all right, guillermo. go to your spot. yes, you've waved enough, yes. >> guillermo: all right, let's go. >> jimmy: all right, be careful. everyone be careful. we got snakes and fire and everything. guillermo -- >> guillermo: thank you! >> jimmy: are you wearing a cup? >> no. >> jimmy: no, all right. that was the coney island circus sideshow, or members of donald trump's cabinet, i'm not sure. [ laughter ] [ rim shot