mr. rockford] well, i -- -[gracie] mr. rockford is a famous explorer, and he's giving a lecture at our club. right, blanche? -[blanche] right. -[george] what are you lecturing about, mr. rockford? -[mr. rockford] well, uh, that depends. -[gracie] not on me. it depends on blanche. uh, blanche, tell george what the lecture is about. -[blanche] up the amazon. -[gracie] yeah, up the amazon. -[blanche] the up the amazon with gun and camera. -[gracie] yeah, up the amazon with gun and camera. see, the amazon is a river. -[george] so, you've been up the amazon? -[mr. rockford] uh, yes, but never this far up. -[george] well, i'm going to coup myself in the den for a few hours. nice meeting you. nice. real nice. (upbeat music) i better turn on my television set. better see how far up the amazon i am! -[gracie] now, don't worry about my husband. i'll get him away from the house so he won't be able to interfere. now, how long will it take you to completely refurnish and redecorate our bedroom? -[mr. rockford] i'll need two days. -[grac

mr. rockford. come in! and harry, please have the courtesy to listen to what he says. - [michael] good morning, mrs. morton! and this must be mr. morton. - a safe surmise. my wife rarely entertains other men at this hour. in fact, she rarely entertains me. - (laughs) my husband's always kidding! it was very nice of you to come by so early, mr. rockford. - not at all! i'm also planning to call on mrs. burns, so it worked out quite conveniently. you see, i have an opportunity to buy a splendid collection of art treasures and antique furnishings for 15,000 dollars, but i must pay cash. i'm hoping mrs. burns will assist me by paying her bill now instead of later in the month. - oh, well, i'm sure she will. about our bedroom, my husband and i have been talking it over, and he feels -- - i will handle the matter, blanche. i am better qualified than my wife to expedite business negotiations. - of course. - now, as i understand it, the expense involved will be approximately the same as the fee you are getting from m