mr. schrute. your voice, it's sounding a little feminine. - that's impossible. - are you, by any chance, wearing pants with a metallic zipper? - [sighs] the senator is exhausted. this campaign is wearing him out. - it's a tough one. - that man he's up against is so dirty, and the senator's just pushing back as hard as he can. - [groans] please stop. - what? - please stop. - anyways, last night, he was so tired, he just wanted a little mexican brought in. - [laughs] i can't. it's--it's too much. [laughs] - i'm in big trouble. - yeah, oscar's in big trouble. - okay, how is my voice now? - i'm getting the all clear from steve. so, mr. schrute, what is your response to the consumer product safety commission that says dunder mifflin paper is toxic? - this is gotcha journalism. but you know what? they're not gonna "gotch" me. - it's clearly not an accounting mistake. - oh, kevin. - so... - his gambling problem must have resurfaced. i'm gonna have to send him home until i can do an investigation. - well,

mr. schrute, and i think you're going to like the call you're going to receive. oh, come on. i'm just happy that i got this meeting. [door closes] - well, that was quick. - [exhales] very, very interesting. and you know what? i'm impressed. - he's not a real candidate. - i don't know, jim, 'cause it makes me think about something that my grandfather used to say, which is that sometimes the hand that jumps out of the grave and grabs you around the throat, that is the hand that you want on the wheel. - you took the deal. - yeah. it was a great deal. - that's not okay. - i don't know. dwight seems like a great leader to me, and i look forward to the personal perks that he promised me privately. what do you think, toby? - well, we could try him out for a little while. if it doesn't work out, you know, maybe one of us could, you know, step in... - what is happening right now? temptations treats irresistible, wait'll they try cheezy middles. [ shake sound ] ♪ crunchy outside. cheezy inside. new temptations cheezy middles. once you shake 'em, you can't shake 'em. [ female announcer