mr. trump, i will write you a check for one million dollars from colbert super pac-- you know i've got it-- to the charity of your choice. anything: save the children, feed the children, put the children on child apprentice, whatever. one million dollars -- if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] but this dipping has to be to -- and i hope you are listening carefully mr. trump, this dipping has to be to my and more importantly my balls' satisfaction. okay? [ laughter ] one caveat: my balls must be in your mouth by no later than 5:00 p.m. october 31st. okay? [cheers and applause] [ laughter ] my balls have a thing that night. [ laughter ] nothing would make me happier than to write this check. and nothing would make america happier than to have something going into your mouth instead of something coming out. [cheers and applause] let's do this for the kids. but there's an issue in this election even bigger than donald trump. it's libya. you see, on septe

. >> you are surprised to know mr. trump reacted on twitter. i was greatly honored to have been mentioned twice during the debate. donald trump. >>> let's turn to another political debate. jon stewart v. bill o riley. he called in stephven colbert. he was brought in by two shirtless handlers to get him ready for the showdown. >> jon, you are in worse shape than i thought. i have to take it to another level. full emersion. fetch me fletcher carlson. >> what? >> i'm going to release this chicken. gorgeous, american into your studio. you must catch it. >> oh, okay. all right. once i catch the chicken, i'm ready to debate. >> no. no, jon. first you catch the chicken, then you must use the chicken to wax a car. wax on -- wax off. >> so, after i use the chicken to wash your car -- >> yes. >> am i ready? >> no. not even close. to defeat bill o'reilly you must catch the bird, wax my car with the bird, then absorb the power to defeat bill o'reilly, you must make it into a chick-fil-a sandwich. >> for god's sake. >> yes. >> no! that is completely absurd.

you say, mr. trump at high noon on wednesday who had the look of a ransom video in which the donald himself appearing puffy and unwell played a character that was part doctor evil, part kracrazy eddi. i guess that wuts him somewhere between a man with meantle illness and satan. is that right? >> i suppose so. if the guy didn't have an awful lot of money, we wouldn't be paying any attention to him whatsoever. i think everybody sort of knew he'd run out of gas but he was doing it again so people said all right, they started the betting, they said what is it going to be, some bombshell about drug use or marital problems? he had nothing at all but it was pleasant so see this time that he was denounced not from the left, but just from everybody, and i think they just want donald trump to go away. he's going to have trouble doing this again. >> goldie, wasn't donald's bonl shell though just another variation on his favorite dog whistle? he talks about the president's academic records because what he's implyin

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. >> mr. trump stay right there we continue with our studio audience. more as donald trump weighs in on what he knows best. guess what? he tally did bui-- actually did it. >> this is the 8th wing of trump tower. we have starbucks, gucci, great food, great efrpg. it has really become one of the top tourist destinations anywhere in the country. >> you all like trump tower? it's the best. 57th and 5th right next to tiffany's. by the way, great buildings and had success. i have taken care of a lot of families whether it's education or medical or whatever you want to say. i did work hard and i did build it. >> what does this say about his mentality, though? look at where we are in the ton tr country. >> that came out probably he wished he didn't say it. the truth came out. often times you will see that. >> that was one of the few times he was off prompt ter. oo ee may have been off tell pyrometer. people need to understand that's where he is all about and where he is coming from. >> we are going to spread the wealth around and you didn't build that. here's wh

. >> mr. trump stay right there we continue with our studio audience. more as donald trump weighs in on what he knows best. guess what? he tally did bui-- actually did it. >> this is the 8th wing of trump tower. we have starbucks, gucci, great food, great efrpg. it has really become one of the top tourist destinations anywhere in the country. >> you all like trump tower? it's the best. 57th and 5th right next to tiffany's. by the way, >> if you got a business you didn't build that. somebody else made that happen. >> it encapsulates what he truly thinks about small business enterprise. donald trump has built a few things in his day and time. i am certain you didn't build that. if it wasn't for your mother feeding you crushed carrots and peas you wouldn't have been able to build anything. >> i have worked hard. a lot of great friends of mine and enemies of mine, whether i like them or i don't have helped me build buildings. i have employed thousands and thousands of people. i paid for theiredcation directly or indirectly. medicare. i mean everything having

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. >> bill: i told mr. trumphat for 2 million i will release my college transcripts and passport application. i would do that. >> bill: it's legitimate issue. >> if gutfeld had managed to go to college he could do the same. >> i coined the phrase felony flop pick charity. do something to hurt their career. it's clever but it's vulnerable because it could be done to anybody. if george soros came to me and offers me a million for pictures at spring break in 95 with me and you. >> bill: you and soros, not me. i wasn't anywhere near you. >> it would ruin. >> bill: please, bill i have the pictures. it was a special time. >> bill: ry have never been seen with gutfeld outside this studio. >> that's not true. >> bill: barack obama had a great great line when asked about this offer from donald trump. he said the reason is that trump was mad at him because when t they were children in kenya. [ laughter ] they didn't get along. >> that was funny. it's actually, they are using this against trump. >> makes obama look like a v

mr. trump presidential debate. he, of course, is a supporter of the mitt romania any ticket. we'll find out what he thought about it last night >> i think he had his firing face on. >> also tweeting during the debate last night so we'll find out about that. i'm matt lauer along with savannah guthrie and ale roker. >> speaking of stars, we have another star in our studio. of the 76-carat variety. that diamond is worth $15 million. it's here. we're going to look at it. i think they might let us touch it, but i cannot bring it home, unfortunately. >> a direct relative of the hope diamond, but hope all you want, you're not getting that. >> diamonds have babies? >> they have relatives. >> come from the same mine. just learned that this morning. >> mine, mine, mine. plus on the friday whip, we've got the hottest and most exotic tips in food, fashion and beauty, and we also want to remind you to send us in your video of show us your moves today. that's right. a great contest we're running. if you want

mr. ryan did exactly what his supporter donald trump did just a few hours earlier, create huge expectationsomises and the same sense that he deliberately wasted everyone's time all for the sake of publicity. joining us now in new york is jared bernstein, a former economic adviser to the vice president, and msnbc contributor and professor michael eric dyson of georgetown university and msnbc political analyst. if i can start with you professor dyson, this was just another photo opp, he shows up at a university, he doesn't say anything meaningful that might make a difference to people's upward mobility. he enjoys the cameras much like when he went to the empty soup kitchen and was photographed. >> you're at a college, you have no sense of irony that the pell grants you want to slash in your budget will undermine the educational aspiration and the upward mobility of the very audience to which you speak. this is orwellian in its ability to imagine an opposite universe of what it proposes and yet it wants to hoodwink us by making us believe that somehow these are warm and fuzzy, compassionate co

and of course being the editor of the harvard law review doesn't suffice for mr. trump.t's just ridiculous. >> but there's a relationship here between the higher-ups in the republican party, even the nominee, and these visible republicans who are going around saying and doing this kind of stuff. in fact, trump just recently held fund-raisers for romney, and then he comes up with this nonsense. >> oh, of course. if you're being silent and you're not saying about donald trump and these other people, look, they're wrong, they don't represent our views, these are reprehensible expressions of an intolerable racial viewpoint that we find outmoted, but you haven't heard that. you've heard silence. >> does this motivate their base to get out and vote? >> well, what you've done consistently on this show, you've shown that they've tried to portray barack obama as the other. this is the last-ditch effort to show that he is the ultimate un-american, therefore, we've got to put him out of office. >> michael eric dyson, great to have you with us tonight. thanks so much. there's a lot

mr. trump debate. he is a major supporter of mitt romney ticket. we'll find out what he thought. >> i think he had his face on there. >> i'm matt lauer along with savannah guthrie and al roker. >> we have the star, the 76-carat variety. that diamond is worth $15 million. it's here. we're going to look at it. i think they might let us touch it. we cannot bring it home, unfortunately. >> a direct relative of the hope diamond but hope all you want, you're not getting that. >> diamonds have babies? >> yes, from the same mine. i learned that this morning. >> mine? mine? plus, on the friday whip we've got the hottest most exotic trend in food, fashion and beauty. we also want to remind you to make sure you send us your videos of show us your moves today. that's right. great contest we're running, if you want a chance to take part in october 26 dance-off on the plaza you'll go head to head with matt lauer, all you have to do is head to today.com. >> some really good entries so far. there is time for o

. >> mr. trumpe you a check for $1 million from colbert's super pack, you know i've got it, to the charity of your choice, anything, save the children feed the children, put the children on child apprentice whatever, 1 million actual dollars if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. [applause] >> stephanie: wow. wow. did you know that was coming? >> no, i did not. >> stephanie: wow. >> all right. >> apparently they can say it on tv but not on the radio. >> stephanie: we didn't have time to prescreen that. all right. daniel in seattle. you are on "the stephanie miller show." hi daniel. >> good morning. >> stephanie: good morning. >> hi, boys, hello john. >> good morning. >> stephanie: hello. >> well, i thought it was actually pretty funny because i have seen the sexy little comedy tour on current tv. >> stephanie: yeah. the oh, the documentary? >> yeah. >> stephanie: okay good. >> and i have seen so many on line current.com. thank you. >> right. >> and i thought it was so appropriate with your t

disagrees but so far haven't asked him to take down this ad3 there is another distraction from donald trump if mrssport history. >> he's the least transparent in the history of the country. there is nothing anything like it. >> donald trump is wrong about that. a great many have not released their school or records. you can find a link to the ! tv. coming up at 6:00 gloria alred. >> details are he mernling this afternoon about two men linked to the u.s. kons slit attack in libya. reports indicate a militant suspected has been killed in egypt and another suspect now in custody in tunisia. the secretary of state hillary clinton responded today to reports a militant group claimedp,xdb responsibility foe attack while they were taking place. >> posting something on facebook is not evidence and just under scores how fluid reporting was at the time and continued for some time to be. even so, republicans are seizing on the e mails to boost allegations it was organized by terrorists. >> a man arrest forward trespassing onto the tarmac at new york's kennedy airport is raising serious questions about secur

good morning to you, mr. trumphink mitt romney has to do today, according to his schedulers, it's going to be seven points around libya, egypt, israel, free trade and others. >> look, our foreign policy is a total disgrace, i guess you would have to say it's a joke. it's so bad, it's so out of control, nobody has ever seen anything like this. everything that we've touched has turned to garbage. look at egypt, look at libya, you look at iraq where iran is flying the airplanes to supply syria. going right over the middle of i. probably using their airports. we've spent trillions of dollars and thousands of lives and we're being scoffed at and laughed at over there. we have no foreign policy. this has been the worst foreign policy president in the history of the country without question. >> steve: you know what, donald, it does appear to some that this president has really been an innovator because now we are leading from behind. >> well, yes, if you call that innovation. look, everything -- we shouldn't have gone it

mr. trumphe debate the other night and i know you were because i know you moved your trip so that you could be listening, i think your name may have come up more often than big bird. what'd you think of that? >> i was of course very honored, it was a great privilege. i was honored by watching the debate. i thought obama, i don't know what happened to him, frankly. he wasn't there. something was wrong and i thought obviously mitt romney was fantastic. he did a great job. >> what do you think that president obama has to do coming back in these next two debates? it's a tricky test to try and come back. you can't tack too hard and go on the attack immediately afterwards. >> i think he's really under a lot of pressure, because everyone thought he was such a great debater but he's never really been tested and now he was tested and tested with four years of bad record which is even tougher. i think it's very tough and the next forum, the next type of debate town hall is tougher for him to do a really

president. >> donald trump offers him $5 million for a charity of his choice in exchange for his passport and records. he is silent. he has something to hide something against charity? i suggest mrake the $5 million and you can redistribute the wealth of donald trump's money. with reaction we talk about the co-teachers host of the five kimberly guilfoyle and eric foley. the fact that the media was so in attack mode against donald trump makes me like him more. his college transcripts applications passport records and applications $5 million to charity for kids. i am like, why would any one be against that? why was the president just dismiss that. >> only if you are a mean spirited person that doesn't want to be charitable. he loves other people's money. >> cheap skate joe biden doesn't give any charity. >> 360 bucks a year for the last ten years. >> donald is a very good friend of mine. my problem is there are 12 days left to vote to decide who you want to vote for. donald trump would be better served talking about some of the things that are really going on in the economy. shawn, president obama is annihilating the poor and the middle class. he is doing it by printing a lot of m

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. >> just to add to that, mr. trump has the deputy secretary said, we have had a lot of discussions with the ayachi and gao on the oversight management of the program but one thing i want to stress is the management changes that we have made and the focus on the near-term benefit has been just that, what can we do to ensure that as we make investments and as our industry partners make investments, and as we collaborate with the work force that makes all this happened, how do we ensure that as we make these investments we are matching benefits so that the users of the system are seeing benefits as these investments move forward? that is extremely important and that is what our initiatives such as metroplex are all about. how do we make sure that users are getting benefits now and things like reduced emissions, reduced cost? this benefit is now only the air carrier but the general aviation community, the business aviation community, everyone benefits from greater efficiency of the use of the national airspace system and w

mr. president? donald trumpgo on the late night show. >> and these marlin fishermen. they won't be telling the story about the one who got away. look at that! now that's a fish out of water. >> and he's got a toward on his >> "fox and friends," hour two, starts receipt now! >> wow, i can't believe it. the last pregame show before the big debate. the unscripted portion of this elected season, and it's been more than -- it's on lived up to the hype we put into it. >> they have been game changers. >> looking forward to it tonight and then it's two weeks until election day. >> bob schaefer right there and two people at the table. will they be as rude to each other? >> they won't be able to pace back and forth and come to fist and cuffs. >> well, they can. >> but they are going to have to turnaround and face each other, and they are so close. i'm wondering if it's going to be like leiberman-cheney or like biden-ryan? >> that's a good point because boyden was able to do a lot of interrupting there in his chair. >> and

and lastly donald trump, mr. donald, not monkey business.eate over 5.2 million jobs for 30 consecutive months, you're not cooking the books. you're really trying to improve things. besidz, besides, if he wanted to cook the books, he would add a little more meat and sauce. >> you're talking about the labor department -- >> stronger summer jobs reports than we had thought. >> i think we all pretty much established they didn't cook the books on that one. that is it for unslolicited advice. >>> a brand-new poll that puts the republican nominee in the lead over president obama. st pi, brochures, posters copies of my acceptance speech. great! it's always good to have a backup plan, in case i get hit by a meteor. wow, your hair looks great. didn't realize they did photoshop here. hey, good call on those mugs. can't let 'em see what you're drinking. you know, i'm glad we're both running a nice, clean race. no need to get nasty. here's your "honk if you had an affair with taylor" yard sign. looks good. [ male announcer ] fedex office. now save 50% on

trump. waller [ inaudible ] who worked with mr.seven years i worked on george romney's campaign. george romney's strength as a politician and public office holder was his ability to develop and hold consistent policy positions over his life. he was motivated to write the essay after his 47% comment and his decision to complain with donald trump. i think my dad would have thought the same thing. any way, he said he was annoyed by mr. romney's references to his father as an inspiration. it is on the issues? no. was it on the campaign? no. he said he wished to see the republican party return to its moderate roots, and he intends to vote for mr. obama on election day. ♪ let's hear it for the boys ♪ >> maybe they'll see he has dimension. >> stephanie: or joe biden gave him some of his blow. >> that was it sure. >> stephanie: yes. donna in kansas, hi donna. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i'm glad you took my call. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: actually i have a question for jacki about health care. okay. hang on, we'll