keep your money, mr. trump. you need it more than i do. are we still on for lunch?ng hindi) i think you offended don. he'll get over it. where's your car? don't change the subject. (slurring): you owe don an apology. oh, hey, a calendar. yeah. what's "jmc" stand for? noing. oh, come on. john mellencamp cougar? no. jumping methodist... (slurring): cougar? no. then i give up. well, if you must know, it stands for "judith's menstrual cycle." get out. no, look. this is when judith and herb broke up. and this is the day that i had sex with her. you need a better hobby. judith is now five months pregnant. oh, yeah, right. she's probably in that sweet spot where her boobs are big and cushy, but her ass is still normal. charlie, it is almost certain that i am the father of judith's baby. are you still grinding on this? what if it's a girl? i always wanted a daughter. i finally get one, and some other guy gets to be her dad. i feel like the universe is playing some horrible practical joke on me. wow. i lost $8,000 playing poker, i have no idea where my car is, threw up in my

tv personality, mr. trump, it is an honor, great to have you back, how are you? >> congratulations, beautiful studio. >> thank you. >> very nice. you know, i thought of you when i got up this morning and i read, china is lecturing us on our debt". >> right, they're laughing at us, they're not lecturing us, they know exactly what is going on, they have taken our jobs, loan us money, and then at tthe tell us, we want that money back. china is a major culprit. china is not our friend. and when the president of china comes over as you know to have these magnificent state dinners at the white house, it is very, very sad. what is going on with china is very sad. but other countries throughout the world, same thing. no matter where you go. you can look at them, i can name them all, every country takes advantage of this country. now it used to be the other way around, and we would take advantage, but we had people that that knew what they were doing, every country is taking advantage. >> the best selling books, one of them "art of the deal" probably the best. and i read

since mr. trumpls me champ being it will probably be me. >> we want celeb witty apprentice. >> let's talk about your dream. who would it be? >> i would love to have hillary play any instrument. that would be great. i have been reading a lot about chris brown. >> what about chris brown. why should i not think terrible things about chris brown? >> mike tyson said he is worried about chris brown. if mike is worried about your behavior, should you check yourself. his felony charge was a misdemeanor and that's part of the 49 strikes and you're outlaw. i would love to have him on my show halloween and maybe he will punch a scarecrow. >> do you have sympathy for him? >> yeah. he's such a talented entertainer and you have to think that somewhere in his past there is some kind of pain. i don't think he's a bad kid. i think he's a kid doing bad things. >> could it be that he knows that the reaction he gets after these incidents, you and i might be horrified, but a large percentage of his fans think good old ch

cheryl: i want to say the buyer, came down to a bidding war, mr. trumpbidding. it is going to be a hotel. it is kind of a hotel but kind about monument honoring johnny in the hotel. >> so we will stay there. >> will be interesting. congratulations on being the no. one team in real-estate in the country. thank you so much. over to you. dennis: the new 50 health-care law creating at headache for small business owners and keep in the payroll at fewer than 50 people exempt the offering obamacare but hurts job growth or does it? joining us is dean martin, president of marks group, you consult small-business is on this and other issues, thanks for being with us. so you argue no business that needs 51 employees will not hire that 50 first person because of the cost of obamacare but are by better off if i am a small business under keeping it at 49? >> what is interesting is last week, hartford insurance came out with a big study, a couple thousand small-business owners, 38% of them said they would cut back on hiring to stay below 50 because of obamacare which is

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mr. speaker, government secrecy is an anathema to all people. and darkness by rulers can be trumped by the sunshine of public and an independent judicial system. but, mr. speaker, secrecy by judicial system is a threat to liberty of all free peoples. so in our country we have the constitution. and specifically the amendments to the constitution protect us as a free people against government. government intrusion, government violation of our privacy. because government really has no power. it has what we give it when we give up our liberty. the amendments promote openness of government. there's the sixth amendment that talks about a public speedy trial where witnesses come forward and people are put on notice of the crime and they are given a jury trial, but the most important part of that amendment is that the trial is public. seventh amendment deals with jury trials in civil cases. of course the fifth amendment talks about the fact that in a trial a person accused doesn't have to testify or produce any evidence against themselves. and then the fourth amendment talks about how gover

mrs. clinton by the way make any references to her own political future? >> reporter: not exactly, greg. she did talk about current events such as the government shutdown. and said that's what happens when quote ideology trumps everything else. but clinton who's widely discussed as a possible presidential contender in 2016, spoke mainly about her friend, democrat terry mccauliffe, he was the chairman of clinton's 2008 presidential campaign. and clinton has already hosted and will host more fundraisers for him. today the former secretary of state spoke about the upcoming election day in virginia but did not talk about what may be coming up in her own future. >> so we're coming down to the home stretch. i've been in a lot of elections. [ cheers and applause ] >> and i know that at the end of the day it all comes down to who takes the trouble to show up and vote. >> mccauliffe is up about 7 points in the polls. >> pretty fiery words today from mccauliffe's opponent. >> ken cuchinelli has been at the forefront by a number of states to push back against obama care. today in the republican weekly radio address he talked about the rollout of the obama care web site. >> president obama's ideas are deeply flawed. and