put your gloves on julia. - well i, i'm sorry mr. vinton. i just hope you won't be too bored. - oh i'll find plenty to do. - well mr. vinton. - oh mrs. welles. i, i, i, i, i, i was just um - yes? - i must apologize. you see, in fact i, i um um husband's body, is that right? - yes, i'm, i'm afraid i was. - perhaps you'd like to dig a little deeper. - uh, uh, no thank you. - mr. vinton, perhaps it's just as well you've done this. i left choir practice early so i could talk to you in private, and since julia's book has driven you to this extreme, you must see that it's quite out of the question ever to publish it. huh, it convinced me, and i feel sure your sister believes every word of it. - very probably she does. my sister is a neurotic and disappointed woman with a vivid imagination, and she deeply wishes it were true. - why should she wish a thing like that? - why so that i might appear as the villain, of course, instead of my husband. i wasn't the only one he deserted you know. julia thought she was going away with him but he left her too,

mr. solo. thank you. and i'd like to keep it that way. ah, well, i'm afraid, we are goininto have to tamper with it just a little bit, mr. solo. (brach) 'after that you'll solve this case for u.n.c.c.e.' 'you will capture the person responsible' 'for killing mr. tenley and a a mber of other crimes.' you'll take this person back and he'll confess to everything, if you know what i mean? (brach) 'then you will kill him when he attempts to escape.' old chukie? no, no, no. good boy, good boy. you know, i'm really, very fond of chuke but, uh.. ...yes, i'm afraid you're right. he is expendable. and i wonder how pleased chuke will be? oh, quite pleased. his brain is being adjusted by operation like everyone else's here. (brach) 'he can't help doing exactly as i tell him.' isn't that right, dr. shtallmacher? everyone here has had the operation and everyone obeys without question. (brach) 'and so will you in due time, mr. solo.' hm. and all the politicians, military officers, scientists diplomats...and all the human time capsules you have set up all over th

mrs. lester saw him. - yes. - well, thank you for taking the trouble to come over and tell us, mrs. lester. we appreciate your interest. - i made out an itemized list of the damages. i tried to keep it down. it comes to $98. - yes. well, i'll see that this is - bud! why didn't you tell us the truth? why did you try to make us believe that silly story about a shower at the gym? what's happened to you, bud? - wait, mom. you can ask me questions if i'm not on the witness stand. - oh, i'm through with all that court stuff. i'm talking to you as your mother. - your honor, i guess it goes without saying 've ever been so disappointed in you. -gosh, you're saying these things before we've had a chance to present our side of the case. go on, betty.now, let's-- - bud, we're not going to drag this farcical thing out any longer. - but, mom! - we're all through! - mom! dad, didn't you agree that i was - yes, that's true, but-- - okay, then. come on, betty. get up and start our case. - are you out of your mind? we have no case left. - what do you mean? - i've got an alibi you can use. you claim th

mr. gilman. well now debbie you, uh, you don't look like the kind of little girir that's father is going to do something awful. he wouldn't. he's wonderful. well, but you just told me that... it must be those two men mr. gilman. they must be making him do it. those, uh, two men debby, you never saw them before they rode up to the ranchchouse? - no. - you don't know who they are or what their names might be? no ms. porter. how did your folks take all this debby? mom was real scacad. and your father? i don't know ms. porter. he's always so calm and all. he just kind of looked at them and shooed me out of the room. but you listened at the door, huh? i couldn't hear everything. but i know they are planning on robbing somebody. my father wouldn't do anything bad if you could help him mr. gilman. tha's why i came to see e u. you've got to stop it before it's to late. i tell you, you go with ralph here. afe, they've even got some flavored ice down there. and you have some of that and i'll see what i can do a

well of course mr. gilman. your husband's in town. want to see him and i don't want to speak with him. well he didn't want to see you, he uh well he can't have her. it's not right. well that may be, but he's got a court order. i won't let him have the baby. are you...he didn't abandon you, ma'am. have you any idea at all what kind of a man hehes? no i don't. but the point is that the law's on his side and if he wants the child it's his legal right. now please have the baby in my office by 1:00. i won't have her there at 1:00 i won't have her there ever. be reasonable mr. gilman. you've winked at bad laws before. have i? well everybody has at some time. there are certain laws that just run against nature. now give her a break. i'm sorry. 1:00. you hold out, cindy. this is one time the whole town any time now, boys. get ready to duck. tom.. what room is joe sunday in? oh, mr. sunday, room 103, mr. gilman. (knocking) come in. ranger. mr. sunday. well, where is she? ? well it seems like i'm meeting with a certain am

i always tell the truth. - well, now mrs. lester, if you'll tell us exactly what you saw. i've always thought so well of bud. and i don't like to say anything against him. - no, of course not. go on. - well, i happened to have glanced out my kitchen window, and i saw bud, sort of, well, sneaking down the alley. kind of hiding and looking back over his shoulder. - from the direction of mr. grausman's house next door. - go on. - well, i thought he was acting strange, so i watched him. then he did a very peculiar thing. he stopped by my garden water faucet near the alley, and washed his hair! understand why he was doing that until mr. grausman told me later about him falling into the whitewash. - what time did you see him doing this? - about 4:30. i remember because i had just looked at my clock timer on my stove. - and what time did the accident take place in your yard? - it was about 4:20. - yes. - well, thank you for taking the trouble to come over and tell us, mrs. lester. we appreciate your interest. - i made out an itemized list of the damages. i tried to keep it down. i

mr. bodie, our new trail boss. oh, and cheyenne, i'd like you to meet my friend and partner, lew lattimer. maybe i didn't hear that. you say something about a trail boss? well, lew, mr. bodie's bossed trail drives before. i just thought that-- es to a little more than that. the deal was a dollar for every head i deliver. a dollar a head? there's 1,700 beefs out there. you're crazy to think i'm agreeing to that. lew, we've all got our money in this. we need an experienced man to protect our investment. i've sold my brewery. everything i have is in this cattle drive. and i put in $4,000, that's more than anybody here. i'm telling you right now, i'm not gonna pay a dollar a head to some fast-talking drifter. n as a rider. well, that's more like it. we can always use an extra rider, at $30 a month. but if it turns out later that you do need a trail boss, the price is gonna be a lot higher. when you start counting your profits, you better stop at $90. i rather doubt if you're acting wisely, old boy. not that i question your ability g sum for this, this gentleman's services. the duke's right, lew. anybody else got something to say about this? how much money i got

well, i thank you for your warning, mr. waverly. i imagine i'll just have to work extra hard to provide excitement for him. well, i mean all this. now you still have time to reconsider. brian was right, you simply hate to lose him. i am sorry, mr. waverly. is a very lucky man. flattery, but i'll accept it as fact. goodbye, mr. waverly. only the cat could have gone through there. well, obviously the cat was used to create a diversion and the man scaled the fence. maybe he scaled the fence? mr. morton, we've covered the entire yard, sir. no one got through. it must have been only the man that i spotted in the search light. then you'll describe him? well, i only got a quick look, sir, but i would say that in height and build he was about the same size as mr. kuryakin here. in fact if i didn't know better, i'd say it was him. well, that doesn't give us much to go on. the cat wasn't the only diversion. perhaps the entire thing was a diversion. i don't follow you. i think you do. well, i suppose i can trust you to write up a report of this

mr. boma! well, i'm sick and tirir of this machine! that's enough! gentlemen. all right, mr. boma, you'll have your burial, captain kirk, landing party number 2 has been beamed backck aboard ship. they have casualties-- one dead, two injured. put lieutenant kelowitz on visual. kelowitz, captain. yourureport. we were attacked, captain. huge furry creatures. and they're order 480-g, anthropoid, similar to life forms discscered on hanson's planet, but much larger. 10...12 feet in height. your casualties? well, ensign o'neal got a spear through the body before we even knew they were around. liutenant t mamoura has a dislocated shoulder and severe lacerations, but he'll make it, all right. captain, the creatures are all over the place. you better report to sick bay yourself. aye aye, captain. captain kirk... if you check your chonometer, you'll see that it is 2823.8. your time is up. but they're still out there. so are the plague victims on new paris. i'm sorry, captain. i now assume authority granted d under title 15, galactic emergency procedures, and i order youu to ab. thecolu

mr. smith. well, looks like we finally struck a pitch. >> yeah, where he echoed >> amos's face when abroad in the ointment. >> i will believe it when i hear it from a mess. how about it, amos? >> she was pretty ripped, wasn't she echo -- >> about 2000. >> $2000. i guess i really did rid -- strike it rich. notch, maybe even two notches? >> sorry, but i don't land to extend you one penny more. you can bring a wagonload of that and we will talk about it again. >> wait a minute -- and i >> not one penny more. but give me back my ore sample. >> you only $20. i applied it to your account. a no more to say. >> but -- >> good morning, a mess. >> shake hands wititour new judge, judge writer, the new circuit judge. >> i would like you to meet cochise, the chief of the apache. >> you might try doing an honest days work. >> who asked you? >> i thought you did. smithers. a two ain't going to get it around here. no, sir. unless you happen to be friends with an indian. >> wait a minute. >> let me go. let me go. >>

mr. wilson. well, that is a surprise. here, dennis. you keep the bugle. [playing off key] so, you see, son, it was just a story to fool mr. wilson into staying for the luncheon. do you understand? sure. it was just a fib, well, not exactly. and then i had to stay in my room and not watch tv. dennis, it's not the same thing. what we told mr. wilson, dennis, was just a little white lie. what color was mine? your turn. well, a white lie is something that makes someone happy. you saw how mr. wilson laughed when we confessed to him. sure. aw, then you do understand. sure, i guess you should have told him the truth i guess we should have. and then you could have watched tv instead of going to your room. that's what happened to me when i told a fib. but the fights are on tonight. yes, i know, and you just lost. well, i guess i'll go up and get a good night's sleep. good night, dennis. good night, mom. coming in, henry? i guess so. good night, dad. [music] [telephone rings] hello. oh, yes, mrs. webster. yes, dennis is right up in his room. did he do anything wrong

well, maybe she knows a top hand when she sees one. any case, mr. bodie, the other applicants didn't wait around to be interviewed. pretty handy with your fists. you as good with a gun? well, them that's tested my draw ain't around to give no references. i'm satisfied. how about you, sam? yeah, i guess he'll be all right. cheyenne? you know, , 'll need more men though, wranglers and a cook. but it appears to me the smaller our party, the less chance that sneakin' indian, chato's gonna have of spottin' us. well, we will need a cook, perhaps. no, you can't trust nobody. it's common talk there's a renegade this side of the border that's a spy for chato. sends him word whenever a party crosses the line. the fewer you take from here, the better. whatever wranglers we need we can hire in mexico. agreed. the wages mr... begert, jed begert. the wages, mr. begert are $300, upon arrival back in the united states. for you to pay to replace your partner.r. money's no measure of a partner's worth. i think $300 is a reasonable price for what mr. begert's expected

mr. personality, is he? yeah, well, mr. cutter takes his job a little too seriously. who's there? agh! double agent, thrush. double agent? you are making a mistake. really? and i thought you were the one a very effective piece of jewelry. collar tightens and tightens and tightens and tightens and tightens until... thrush uses it to avoid the noise of a gun and the uncertainty of a knife. oh, the details again, ms. hargrove? moving to shore. that's all? you saw nothing from the jungle or the rocks? no, sir. by the time i could get close enough to investigate, mr. kuryakin was bending over agent phillips and phillips was dead. do you often take moonlit swims on lonely, deserted beaches? trainees are permitted time off to do as they wish. yes, i'm familiar with the rules there. there'll be maximum security in this matter, you're dismissed. class of '59, wasn't it, mr. kuryakin? -no, '56, sir. -oh. do you remember you kept me here an extra month to instruct the explosives in demolition class. oh, yes, i recall you were moderately good at it. from you that's a rare compliment. are these the

[music] [doorbell ringing] well, mr. and mrs. scott. i hope you didn't have any trouble finding the place. oh, no. martha, it's the scotts, the great scotts. oh, well, i had to have my little joke. [music] tommy. hey, tommy. tommy. hi. hi, tommy. hi, mrs. anderson. hi, dennis. guess what good ol' mr. wilson did? he gave money for me and tommy to go to the movies. oh, i'm sorry, dennis, i know it's saturday, but tommy went to the movies with us just last night. i think that's enough movies for this weekend. how about if we only sit through it once? i'm sorry. no. well, we gotta do something. we got all this money to spend. i'm sure you'll think of something. how about me buying a bunch of stuff to eat and giving tommy a surprise party? that's a swell idea. oh, no, not in this house. say, that reminds me. it's probably not good anymore, but i hid a piece of birthday cake in your piano. oh, my goodness. come on, tommy. let's see if we can give freddy a surprise party. come on. okay. [music] boy, i sure don't understand why the mothers in th

mr. kuryakin, well done. well now, gentlemen, where were we before we were subjected totohat mild annoyance? the, uh... molecutronic gun. oh, yes. well. that's all the background information we have. the weapon is being developed by febray electronics in brooklyn. e army this afternoon. mr. solo, make contact and take charge imimdiately. yes, sir. you, mr. kuryakin. you hold yourself in readiness. i rather suspect you'll be involved in this before it's all over. one thing is certain. hi, i'm from the argot corporation. want to check the air conditioning. oh, sorry, buddy, you got the wrong place. company handles its own maintenance. hey, wait a second. something wrong. got a work order. okay. hey, hey, hey, hey. whoever set off the alarm, he couldn't have gotten past the voltage trap. very observant. this way gentlemen, right in here. put your guns down. step it up. thank you. open the pressure manifold. we've got to synchronize the wave patterns. someone set off security nine. go and see if they're still ali

mr. kuryakin is calling. well, mr. kuryakin, what have you found? i have the gun, sir.r. very well. every inch of the way. what of mr. solo? mr. solo is dead, too, sir. you quite e re, mr. kuryakin? i saw him killed. very well. you proceed to the nearest airport. an escort squad of u.n.c.l.e. agents will be on its way within minutes. yes, sir. any luck out there? well, mrakkuryakin, what have you found? mr. solo. how pleasant to see you still alive. and with a charming young lady as well. i believe you've met my superior, dr. febray. good afternoon, mr. solo. what are they going to do to us? report. kuryakin is on his way back to u.n.c.l.e. headquarters heth the gun. good, now what about the young woman? her story checks out. abbe nelton. gossamer flats, no possible connection with u.n.c.l.e. report received. i told you. now you can let me go. no, i'm afraid not, my dear. so the whole thing was a fake, wasn't it? even the molecutronic gun, that's a fake, isn't it? you're rather close, mr. solo. but not a fake, just not a gun. rather a highly sophisticated bomb, which mr. kuryakin wil

mr. stonehauser registered there? oh, well, if it's not too late when he comes in, will you have him call mr. james anderson, 4657. no, i, i don't know him, but it's very important. thank you, yeah. margaret: don't know him? i thought he just called you? jim: honey i have to confess, that other call was a wrong number. i, i pretended it was stonehauser. margaret: oh you! here we were all believing that a great ... well that's cheating. jim: well i did it so sageman could eat. well, what's more important, so he wouldn't have to fail in front of all of us. jim: but you know, sageman didn't fail. things are happening. margaret: what? jim: that one spark was enough to make kathy believe her warts were getting smaller. they looked smaller to me too. (audience laughter) and bud, you know what he did? he took his speech upstairs. he's upstairs working on it. margaret: he isn't? jim: he is, he thinks he can do it now. and that encouraged me to put in the call to stonehauser. suddenly i feel he's not out of my league after all. margare

mr. sanford. well, the examination's all over, mr. sanford. that wasn't so bad, was it? no, not if you consider that i was mauled and pawed and plucked and stuck. heh. if you have, uh, any pain, yeah, well, if they boosted me any higher, i'd have to sit down on my lips. take a seat. i'll look over your records. yeah, i know you will. [groans] ooh... [grunts] well, mr. sanford, there are still some tests to come back, but barring anything unforeseen, i can give you a reasonably clean bill of health. uh, how much is my clean bill of health gonna cost me? the bill? oh, you mean my fee. well, as a favor to audrey, shall we say, um...$100? uh, as a favor to me... i'm sorry, mr. sanford. 100 is less than half of what i usually charge. i mean, you've had tests, x-rays, an e.k.g... it's the best i can do. and after dinner, we'll go dancing. oh, lamont... and then we'll go have a few drinks. oh, lamont... and then we'll go back to my place. no, lamont. your place? excuse me. pick a place. fred: 6 months? is that all you're gonna give me, doc, is 6 months? doctor: huh? you mean you

well, mr. gilman, as i always say: (door closes) according to what fred kettle had said, he also directed that a bucket brigade be made ready in the event that fire follow the explosion. the ranger was sure of just one thing: kettle was going to get the money only when every avenue of escape was exhausted. oh! did you take care of everything? huh? the arrangements. bucket brigade clearing the towns. that all done? this is mr. tenner smith. he's been looking forward to meeting you. mr. kettle. how do you do, mr. smith? mm, would you like a little turkey sandwich? eh, no thanks. mr. gilman, how 'bout you? no, thanks. mr. gilman says that you're gonna blow up the town. oh, yeah. well, i-- i certainly hope it won't go that far. i really do. why you doing all this? well, you won't believe this, but there was a girl. there usually is. yes, but this one was something special. yes. fred: her name was vera. and she ran away with a button salesman. would you believe it? with abuttonsalesman. and you know

mrs. clinton: well i hope you are going to bring more people to vote as well, right? are you ready to volunteer? we can all use you in these last few days. are you ready to elect roy cooper? [applause] mrs. clinton: well, i'm glad to hear that because it's time you had a governor who puts families first, not radical ideology. and i love to see our educators stand up and applaud. because you need a governor who actually cares about the education of the children of north carolina. [cheers and applause] mrs. clinton: are you ready to elect deborah ross to the united states senate? [applause] mrs. clinton: i will tell you, deborah and her race are the talk of everywhere. people know she will be an independent voice for north carolina families. that she will represent you with integrity and excellence, and unlike her opponent, she has never been afraid to stand up to donald trump. [cheers and applause] mrs. clinton: are you ready now to choose our next president and commander in chief? [cheers and applause] i am excited. did any of you see the debate? [cheers and applause]

well, mr. waverly is sending a helicopter as i have to go back to headquarters and harry has an assignment in bolivia. four and three-tenths seconds. well, that's an improvement, kuryakin. however, you should have done it in four. i'm sure mr. solo could have. i am sure he could, but mr. solo has better things to do than play games. it's been a pleasure. mind if i hitch a ride? we'd be delighted. what about graduation? we've resigned. i decided i'm not cut out to be a team man. and i think i'd rather be a woman than an agent. too dangerous? ?? >> here's adventure. ?? here's romance. here's o. henry's famous robin hood of the old west,

well, you're a visitor in this country. anything we can do to help. but mr. adams says indians are big problem. oh, he's just an old woman. a few naked savages ain't no problem. in nippon, it can be problem. well, i thought you was in a hurry. of course, if you're afraid... don't misunderstand. no afraid for ito. but ito is a samurai. must return to nippon. most important. if... you understand. we're giving you a chance to get there in a hurry. yes. when do you leave? i don't know. tonight, maybe tomorrow night. oh. so soon? well, mr. blane, i must consider. sure, sure, you do that. but it's probably your only chance. ( shouts ) bill. yeah? you see anything? yeah, just like we figured. comanche? yeah, but there are only 10 or 12 of 'em. why he didn't spot 'em and get word back to us.s. well, they probably moved in behind him. they won't hit the train, but lord help us if somebody falls out. i was thinking the same thing. an old friend of yours is leading them. who's that? old sharp knife himself. sharp knife? oh, that's just fine. hmm. you'd better pass the wo

well, mr. solo. well, i regret missing the birthday party. very well. mr. solo will contact you when he reaches querido. nora abaca? yes? may your next birthday be less, um... explosive. so. senor kuryakin. now that you are with us, what can you do for my country? i can take your wife out of it. not your husband. yes, the way you protected her today, huh? senor kuryakin, i understand and... i agree. you agree to what? i will not leave my country. querida, senor kuryakin is right. our people worship you. they know it was you who was responsible for their laws, their liberty. if anything should happen to you, there would be such chaos, the secret three would destroy our government. no! my place is with you. i will not leave. this prisoner, bring him here, i want to question him. perhaps he can tell us who o e secret three are. now! senor kuryakin, made yourself... the hero of querido. well, bullfighters are out and kuryakins are definitely in. you were supposed to contact me when you arrived. where have you been? here in the capital, selling my services. you'

well, that's all right, mr. haystack. hastings. oh, that's all right. well, as i'm sure you have already discovered, a mistake regarding your social security check. huh? uh, wait a minute. i can't hear you. i'm sorry, but, you see, uh... the water in my lungs keeps rushing up to my ears. and it makes everybody sound like they're gargling. i'm so sorry. oh, well, that's all right, mr. haystack. hastings! oh, leave him alone. can't you see the man is sick? for him seeing his friend die with water in the ears. i understand, and i'll try to be as brief as possible. now, as you are aware, our computer made a terrible mistake this month. hold it. there goes that gargling again. oh, it go hhrrrrrggh! like that. everything sounds like hhrrrrrggh! our computer made a mistake. it will eventually be corrected. however, during our read-out, we discovered you did not receive your check this month. i am very sorry. and i personally would like to present you with this one. oh, ho! not only did he receive-- lamont! lamont! lamont! , i think-- lamont! to err is human...

well, i guess you're right. but it sure tankers my hide not to let old betsy giviv'em here's where we split up, mr. wharton. >> what for? >> welel i'll tell you. i've been expecting trouble and i thought of an old trick to throw them varmints off our trail. >> well, good luck, panamint. >> take this message to-- art, leave us. well, mission accomplished? >> sorry, sir, but we lost them. >> you stupid fools! >> we d action, not excuses. when did you lose them? >> a aut three hours ago, sir. >> then there's still time. at all costs, wharton must not be allowed to report his discovery. otherwise, it'll seriously jeopardize the plans of our people. he no doubt is returning to fargo. you take the other men and go there. meanwhile, i'll make certain that he can't send word out. thenen'll join you. >> yes, sir. send this to our agents in wagon wheel and junction city: imperative... that fargo be cut off from a a communication. >> telegraph line still out, eh, diane? >> it's worse than that, mr. wharton. every line within a hundred miles. i'm sure those spies are responsible. except for the stage, fargo is

mr. walker. do you have an appointment? - no. - well, i'm afraid-- just tell him kinch is out here. - he'll see me. - but-- go on. go on. tell him. kinch. mr. walker will see you. sure he will. didn't i tell you? ? well, i got something i think might interest you. what's that? that's right. that's just who it's from. how many years is it i been checking that whiteside mailbox? five. every morning for five years. now, another fellow would have got discouraged and give up, but not kinch. that thing gets done. now-- you say this came this morning? yes, sir. i've got him. all this time, i... i want your services for five weeks. i'll pay you $50 a week, plus expenses. - interested? - depends on the job. i thought rydell said you'd tackle anything. providing it appeals to me. i don't work blind, mr. walker. this job is simple. i want you to accompany me on a ride to banner, texas. there's a man in banner that's wanted here. help me bring him back. now, what's his name? although lord knows what name he's using now. mm-hmm. well, what did he do

well you don't even know him ms. james, remember? mr. gilman i've lived through every moment of this trial with him. i feel i know him well enough to mr. gilman you've gotta believe me. i can identify the real killer, i can give you a complete description of him, anything you want but joe.. how well do you know her joe? get here outta here she's got nothing to do with this. she's tryna help you. she can't help me. she doesn't know anything about me. well you see that mr. gilman we don't know each other alright? she's trying to save your neck joe she's walked right into a perjury charge. now is that the way you want it? that's the hard way to do it hunny. it's not gonna work. ms. james. here take a sip of some of this it'll help. joe didn't kill anybody. the jury has heard all of the evidence and they say that he did. i'm afraid it has to stand at that. we were gonna be married. i'm sorry i really am. we were gonna be married in dallas. we had a silly quarrel. all over texas. when i found him he was on trial for murder. uh look uh i don't

mr. personality, is he? yeah, well, mr. cutter takes his job a little too seriously.

mr. solo. yes, sir. well, perhaps there's a leak in security. i'll have a blanket secrecy put on you and mr. solo. thank you. uh, and i'd appreciate it if you'd have me picked up as soon as possible. i feel rather inoperative out here. i'll notify the appropriate people at once, mr. kuryakin. good. i'd be very grateful. oh, how is operation ankara going? thanks to mr. mandor's information, thrush turkey no longer exists. u.n.c.l.e. has just destroyed thrush headquarters in turkey. and the personnel? killed or captured, all of them. greece, south africa, and now turkey. one by one, u.n.c.l.e. is eliminating the centers of our enemies. soon, our own men in thrush will be strong enough to take over, huh? these u.n.c.l.e. agents, let them treat me... like a defector, a renegade, a hireling. their contempt, their money, their threats. threats? they are holding valandros against my head like a gun. there is nothing, nothing for us until valandros is dead. now that the u.n.c.l.e. agents are here... yes, the next step. i see. who tipped us off about him? do we know yet? all right, you do as instruct

well thanks again, mr. gilman. no trouble at all. i hope you sleep well, doctor. i doubt it. come on, mom. where are we now? some place called porter. not much of a place, either. oh, get me a bed before i die right here in the dirt. good evening. louis. these are my sons, joseph and joshua. well, i'm happy to know you. do you have a doctor here? i'm a sick woman sheriff. surely, ma'am i'd be glad never mind, she ain't no sicker than you are. come on, mom. lady's really sick. when we want your help we'll ask for it. they don't look like brothers to me. yeah me neither. either one of 'em could be harry keller. it'd be a clever stunt coming into a town like this. getting a friend and an old lady to help him. maybe the old lady's really harry keller's mother. it's possible. and hoby killed her only son 8 years ago. did you notice the way the one she called joseph looked at gilman? you know, you're all wrong. the old lady is harry keller in disguise. why don't you all go on home and lock yourselves in. well if he isn't going to do anything about this situation well it looks like

mr. appleby. - well, business hasn't been good. people just don't seem to want antiques. - the lady in the shop, she wanted to buy several pieces. - of course, but they'd already been sold. - interesting. antiques do not sell and yet they sell. but whether they sell or no, you owe desar and son $12,000. it must be paid. - in two weeks. - two weeks? i haven't got it. - you will get it soon? - no ... you see i haven't really sold them. i found i couldn't part with them. i just can't -- [something breaks] that woman! [whispers] no. - broken. utterly broken. - i'm terribly sorry. i don't know how it could have happened. - it's beyond repair. my beautiful camel. - i know how you feel. - it can never be replaced. - well naturally, i'll pay you for it. - naturally? it's only worth much with me. would a check be satisfactory? - a check? - yes, if you would lend me a pen please. - yes of course. - thank you. to whom should i make it payable? - to laurence appleby. - laurence appleby. (mutters) 1000. there you are. and please forgive my awkw

mr. vanderberg. you're all pretty tough, aren't you? starship, phaserbanks. well, you can't get your starship down in the tunnels. i don't think we're gonna need to, mr. appel. you'll get it. mr. vanderberg, what is this? it's a silicon nodule. there are a million of them are down there. no commercial value. but a geological oddity, to say the least. pure silicon? a few trace elements. look, we didn't call you here so you could collect rocks. thank you, mr. vanderberg. we'll need your complete cooperation. you'll have it. just find that creature, whatever it is. i've got a quota to meet. come on, appel. vast number of tunnels is not gonna make our hunting any easier. doc? schmitter didn't burn to death, jim, not in the usual sense, anyway. explain that. well, there are only fragments of bone and teeth left, but the plant's physician agrees with me-- a chemical corrosion... almost as if he'd been thrown into a vat of extremely corrosive acid. strong enough to eat machinery? i've charted the positions of the deaths and the acts of sabotage. here, here, and here. if

mr. mccanles. well, mr. walcott raises fine stock. i think it's deserving of the top dollar. mr. mccanles. hello. - morning, mr. mccanles. - hello. oh, good morning, mr. mccanles. good morning, wilfred. well, how's our lady businessman today? very busy, thank you. now, what in the world is this? [chuckling] "now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party." [laughing] she's just keeping in practice. sure is a demon for work, isn't she? you don't have to put on no show for me, jeremy. i'd prefer it if you'd call me mrs. barnes. jeremy, that's no way to talk to mr. mccanles. uh, don't let her upset you, mr. mccanles. uh, business has been a little slow lately and jeremy is rather nervous. ah, your wife would never upset me. wilfred, i've got 226 kinda of cattle over in the pens. what's your company paying? that's a deal, i won't try to bargain. 'plenty of profit in it for all of us.' where did you get the cattle, mr. mccanles? oh, some outfit headed west got discouraged and turned back. you couldn't be the one that discouraged them, could you? mrs. barnes sometimes

well, that's quite all right, mr. charvanaugh. you children finished? well, give me your plates, then. go wash up. it's almost bedtime. aw. it's still early. no arguments, now. it's been a long day. good night. i wonder why children always hate to say good night. mr. charvanaugh, you're welcome to eat your fill, sit a while, but then i'd like you to be on your way. that's exactly what i had in mind. in the middle of the night? i don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, mrs. lerner, but charvanaugh here'll understand. you're my responsibility. i don't want somebody who's a complete stranger to join up with us. but he's not a stranger, at least not anymore. oh, but i am, ma'am. this mr. mccullough here makes good sense. you've gotta be awfully careful of course, if i was figuring on doing you folks some kind of harm, like trying to rob you or something, well, heh heh... shucks, i never even would've showed myself first, now, would i? and what would an old man like me be doing with all that stuff you're toting around? why, i got my hands filled just trying to

mr. kuryakin? well, he's supposed to have called me three minutes ago. ral-3-3-0-9-8. [dramatic music] [whimpering] illya! no, no, no, no. no! no. leave me alone. please, please go away. please, please. don't-don't totoh me. don't touch me. don't touch me. no, no, no. [sobbing] [sobbing continues] [beeping] (napoleon) 'open c cnnel d.' are you alright? i mean channel d is open. 'report. number one in section one.' marion raven is missing. i'm alright, thank you. acknowledge. waverly here. [illya whimpering] is that...some sort of animal i hear crying? [illya sobbing] [upbeat music] can we count on this new man? yes. a total of 30. all ex-officers. all with axes to grind. they want a lot of money. bufferton has a lot of money. a flat two million. a bonus for the german. is it too much? single one of my emerald mines can produce thatatn a week. money is like fertilizer, gervaise. you have to spread it around if it's to do any good. has a lot of harm-- or shall we say, any harm. who think they're running a government. [motorboat engine e vving] inspector niderson, from th

- you can work for me anytime, mr crabtree. - well if i keep that car i just may be doing that, mr fink. how much for the seat covers? - well i'll have to figure it out. between you and me i didn't come prepared. i didn't even bring my pencils. see i thought you folks were gonna put up a fight. - what about honey? - how are we gonna pay for all this? is it all necessary? - well the government has to have their cut, and insurance of course that's necessary, and there's the seat covers. - yeah we have to have the seat covers. - yeah, and the car port, heaven knows what they're up to over there. - well it's all gonna be pretty expensive isn't it? - yeah. well don't worry we'll think of something. - like what? - well, we could always get a loan on the car for the upkeep. - more payments? we're already making payments on the television and the refrigerator, the nursery school... - and the stove... - no we're not taking out any more loans. the tax on your car based on normal income, should be about $650. - $650, are you sure that's enough, we're in a higher income tax bracket now. - you're a

well, i-i don't think that we ought to be meddling in mr. spinner's affairs. all set. car will be around front in a minute. oh, uh, you have any news of your brother? 't believe i understand. - oh, well, i'm sorry. i'd rather not say anything until i talk to the sheriff. oh, there's the car, now. is that where you're going now? to the sheriff? c] yeah, yeah, that's right, come on. now, you two drive careful. - what are you doing? - later, jill. now, d dve up a couple hundred yards and get out. - walk home, stay off the roads. - why? because i think spinneneknows what happened to us tonight. if he does, he won't let us get away. he's probably arranged to cut us ofofon the way back to town. don't worry, jill. he's not about to have any trouble close to home. - are you gonna go back there? - do as i say. there's no time. [dramatic music] actually, i could've let them go to the police. you know, they have no reason to suspect me. it is better to be sure. nothing will be wrong? (female #1) 'the police wililknow it was not an accident.' (spinner) 'not tonight, they won't, and

well, uh, mr. sanford, you've been chosen mr. swinging single? well, it was close between me and sergeant cominsky, but then, you know, he had to step down because he moved in with his mom. anyway, i was looking for a few knickknacks, you know, a few objects de chitchat to decorate my new apartment and, uh, price is no object. oh, well, maybe you'd like to pick a few things from over here in this stack. i got some nice stuff here. say, that's interesting, that old brass boiler. no, no. i said pick some stuff from over here. not from over there. hey, that boiler is great. i could make a planter out of that. the perfect thing to artistically set off my connect the dots painting of police chief davis. ok. now, i'll give you 25 bucks for it. no. 35. not for sale. i'll go 45. absolutely not. i gotta have that boiler. uh, 50 bucks. i'll go 50 bucks. lamont: sold to the man in the blue uniform for 5-0. n-o. it is not for sale. but we bought this stuff for the sale. son, this is not stuff. this is... don't give me that labor of love stuff. i got this--thi

well that's nice. now shine your shoes and don't wear that red tie with the spots on it. muley: yes, mother. mrs. orkin: and stand up straight, merle. margaret: betty, what did you decide about merle? well somebody has to protect the big oaf. jim: what about ralph? betty: i'll call him and explain, he'll understand. his cousin's in town, he can take her to the dance. i don't really dislike merle. he's sweet and gentle, but he's just not for me. still, i couldn't throw him to those female wolves. what was i going to do? margaret: well you did the right thing, so don't worry. betty: what if he thinks i like him? he'll be tied to my apron strings i'd like to know why it's always me who gets into these things. i must be dumb, d-u-m-b dumb! (jazz music) muley: i never learned to dance very good. betty: you mean you didn't learn to dance well. muley: i didn't learn at all. betty: well you're doing fine. don't slouch over and don't watch your feet. ralph: hi, betty! ralph: sure, hello merle. muley: hello. betty, this is my cousin shirley. they just moved here from st. louis. shirley: hi, betty. betty: sh

mr. seldan's policies.' u'd agree with me? well, i understood this was to be a temporory position until your permanent secretary returns. yes. well, since i iis temporary i'm not gonna pay this sort of wage. i'll give you $300 a month.. ...less expenses for wastage and breakage. and i expect a day's work.. for a day's...pay. [laughing] well, i'm certain that you'll fifi my work entirely dated the sixth. ninth month, sixth day. the root factor is three. dated the fifth. no, scorpio is unfavorable. are you a tippler? [exhales] of course not, sir. what about women? are you a chaser? cabbage juice and your pressed kelp, sir. - alright, you'll do. - well, thank you. we cast off at 1600, applegate. alert the crew, to make all preparations for leaving. ah, show him to his quarters, chuke. now, are there sharks in this inlet? of course, their components have marvelous nutritional value. the soldiers throw raw meat out daily. the sharks have learnt to come-in close during regular feeding hours. careful, they expect their meal within the nex

well, that all depends, mr. gilman. on what? well, see we're expectin' some more of our boys, uh. they were supposed to be here yesterday, but i guess somethin' must'a held 'em up. well when they get here, what then? we'll ride on. you see, we're on our way south totooin up with general diaz. i hear he can use some good fightin' men. so we figure we juju trot down to mexico and give 'em a hand with his war. hastings, i want you to get these saddled tramps together and ride out of porter right now, you hear me? doesn't seem you're standin' in the right place to be tellin' me what to do. will: we'll stay as long as we like. and anybody tries to chew w us is gonna get their objection shoved right down their throat. and you better believe it. i do. i found the man your boys beat up on at topple road. well, that wasas shame. otherwise now,w,idn't we? what about tenner smith? the gambler? oh, we'd like to keep him with us. he makes the saloon seem a little more cheery. all right, hastings. i'm 'a give you five minutes to say good bye to the town of porter. hoby: and about mr. smith, you

mr. purcell. yeah, even if you said you didn't on the phone. yeah, well, we got some witnesses that put you there and told us some things, and we need to hear your side. it's kind of hard to say what all went on there. they was robbing the place. did you recognize them? i don't remember. you don't remember if you recognized them? yeah, uh-huh. hey, hey. pay attention. i'm asking, did you recognize them? um...no. you drunk? i'm kinda vague. i might have had 2 or 3 drinks. did you see the shooting happen? mr. purcell? shooting. did you see it happen? this your weapon? uh, yes. i'm a corrections officer. rikers island. that's right. did you have this with you at the bar? well, i take it when i go out. you got an expended round in here, purcell. you want to tell me about that? hmm? when'd you fire this bullet? when did you fire this bullet? which we got a witness says he saw you shoot. now you better start explaining this empty casing. look--look... i'm a dying man. i got cancer of the pancreatic gland... and they can't operate. do you hear what i'm saying? a

mr. timmons would not tell me lie. he moved. no one will tell me. well, look, let me tell you something. why don't you get on a stagecoach, ride on up to san francisco, get on a boat, and you go on home, hear? no. i will find mr. timmons with your help. please, i know i must pay. will you explain, mr. randall? yeah. well, you see, the kind of men i go after are wanted for one reason or another. i want mr. timmons. yes, ma'am. well, you all set? mm. ready to go? yes. say, uh... what you got there? it has been in my family for many years. you could, uh, hurt somedy with that now, couldn't you? one does not g hurt with this, oh, well, now lookie here, i said i'd help you find that fella, not kill him. it is not for mr. timmons, but for me if i cannot find him. where are we going? we're going to placer city. but i' been there already. no one will tell me. yeah, well, they'll tell me maybe. ( clicks tongue ) whoa. whoa. that little grove over there, it's kind of cool this time of day. you want to stop and rest a while? yes. i would like to have some warm tea.

- well mr. larkin? - looks like you figured it just right lieutenant. - afraid i did. - can i have a second? - sure. it all right if i take them? - go ahead. scene i mentioned... we ran over time and had to cut it at the last moment. i'm sure you don't mind, it had nothing to do with the story, but it was a lot of fun making it. tonight's commercial comes in three installments. here before i return is the third and concluding chapter. that was my error. i see there i hope you can wait that long to see how it comes out. good night. [speaking spanish] [speaking spanish] [speaking spanish] it's not their fault. the blueprints are wrong. tell them it doesn't matter. i just want it moved. o.k., o.k.. shut up now, o.k.? all right, this is it. uh, la mesa...esta-- we've already had this conversation, mr. stapleton. [speaking spanish] i've been watching you, kid. how would you like a job for the next three weeks after school? i'll pay you 5 bucks an hour for on-the-spot translations. i have a job. i'm a doctor.

well tarzan, whoever he is, is your problem, mr. harrington. i don't want to get involved in-- i assume that you would like to cash that check. well, i did not say that your son would not be deported. it's merely a question of time. you don't have any time. you have 'till tomorrow night. then, i shall take other steps. good day, mr. harrington. but-- ? a'am, i am. i'm mrs. w wson. well, how do you do, mrs., wil-- i want to talk to you. it appears that you've encouraged my son to remain in africa. yes, ma'am, i have. a doctor's needed here. can't you see that richard is not equipped to live in this insufferable place? he's leaeaing, mrs. wilson. i, of course, understand your feelings about it. do you? do you understand that f f 30 years this country has deprived me of my right to be a wife? i will not be deprived of my right to be a mother. mrs. wilson, a lionessss l. and she fights for them fiercely. but there comes a time when she knows they must survive on their own. i'm not a lioness, tarzan. i'm a civilized woman. richard is nothing more tht

well? - she is beautiful. - please, sit down. - mrs. reagan? we might just as well discuss this now. with your deputy, there are three of us. who else in this town will help? - nobody. i told you, this is his hometown. - oh, we've asked. - well, mrs. reagan, your husband is the sheriff. - this town remembers ben turner as a p pk-cheeked kid who stole apples from its orchards - i'll get some coffee. left this town six years ago. now, every man in this town couldn't possibly have known him. - every man in this town knows the reputation of texas ben turner. he killed 40 men. don't you understand? they're afraid... and with reason. he's death on two legs... - you hate pretty well yourself. - think how good i could hate if i'd known him before. nah. you want to go back now? coffee would choke me. - reagan... - thank you. - you didn't finish. paladin... i don't suppose you can stop it. - monica, the shadow a man stands on at noon seems to rise up and meet him at evening. i don't know whether i can stop that. - well, don't judge him by what he appears

mr. lawton? well, i'm very happy to see you, mr. randall. thank you for coming. won't you sit down? no, no, i've been sitting on horseback for about six hours. that telegram said $500. yeah, that's why i'm here. i want you to stay here till this matter's settled. robinson escaped from the territorial prison ed. doing what? my wife won't be safe until he's behind bars again. i want you to protect her. mm-hmm. your wife, huh? well, none of my business, but, uh, why don't you do it? the reason i don't do it is precisely your business, mr. randall. you see, i'm a coward. [ gunshots ] and as i said before, mr. randall, my weakness is your business. this is no time for nicety. you know, when i was six, i ran out of a schoolyard where i'd been challenged to a fight. well, i've been running ever since. the only arena i'm not afraid to enter is a courtroom. well, everybody gets afraid now and then. not to this extent. you're kind of hard on yourself, aren't you? well, now haven't i just hired another man to protect my wife? uh, but this robinson fella, how'd all this come about? my wife made

mr. mccullough, but i couldn't accept. rerely not. not from a stranger. well, looks like you've got everything under control. i have. all right. all right, you follow in behind mr. wooster here. everything he does, you do the same thing in the same way, if you can. you think you can handle that? i can handle anything. anything i want to, that is. if i can. mr. mccullough... yes, miss, uh, smith? thank you for not making it the other way around. what? if you were the one i had to imitate, i'm afraid i could never manage to be quite so ill-bred. good day. she's a looker, ain't she? ( chuckles ) yeah, charlie, she's a looker. ( no audio ) ? oh! i thought you weren't hungry? mmm. don't be silly, i'm ravenous. i was just sulking, that's all. oh? i hadn't noticed. it's good, charlie. thank you. well, i guess i'll turn in, though. good night. good night, miss smith. good night, mr. wooster. thanks for the blanket. oh, that's all right. i wouldn't have used it no-how. my beard keeps me warm. ( chuckles ) ( chuckles ) ( coyote howls ) what's that? coyote. you better ge

well, as i said in my letter, i have only $30 to put out. slow season. sometimes i work cheap. in your letter, mr. henshaw, you said that, uh, your son had been killed. no? there's no body because no one was killed. well, then that wasn't black craping on the old man's door. it was just a bunch of violets, right? that black crape on his door and the black band on his arm. it's his way of making something of himself. he craves a little importance. he don't know which end is up. he did hava son, though, huh? he has a son. now listen, gabe told me that the boy left the house thursday night after supper. he went to see someone and he didn't come back. he say who he went to see? - no. - you know why? one. wilt henshaw got sick of watching old gabe belt the bottle, and took off for parts unknown. something? oh, i've just never known a man yet that would, uh, give up his whole bankroll to save his pride. $30. $30. you staying around? i'll know better after i see someone. - who? - a girl. her name's abbie fenton. why? i'll see you. randall. abbie fenton comes from a nice family. old gabe gave 'em a lot o

(footsteps) well, at least there was a mrs. blanchard, lovely too, even if that stony face doesn't seem to think so. (curious music) wow, (whistling) these could put an awful dent in a professor's salary. - (laughs) i was looking for you. - in the closet? - well, not exactly, you see, when i caught you peeking, i mean, when i saw you outside my kitchen a little while ago, well, i thought there might be something wrong with mrs. blanchard. - there's nothing wrong with mrs. blanchard. - really, well can you prove it? i mean, oh, i'd just love to meet her. - some other time, perhaps. - then she is here. i'm sorry if i frightened you a while ago, my wife went out without telling me, and i thought perhaps she was with you. now, with your permission, i'd like to see you to your door. - well, so far, he's only got you for illegal entry and defamation of character. what else happened last night? - nothing, unfortunately. do you know, i'm positive there's something wrong in that house. mr. blanchard never once looked me straight in the