. # so let the happy times begin, cos mrs merton is here...# ladies and gentlemen, please welcome debbie but what first, debbie, attracted you to the millionaire, paul daniels? i once saw david copperfield and he made the statue of liberty disappear. i've seen your paul do the same thing with the eight of clubs. if on earth, you're ugly, in heaven, you'll be beautiful. which is great news for that girl there in the front. scorchio! ooops, blimey. 1990, went to turkey. '91, turkey. '92, turkey. '93, morecambe. and it is not a patch on turkey, is it? it's not got the same atmosphere. what did i say, roy? it's not got the same atmosphere. i wasjust thinking, you see that lay, there? put that into the toaster, maybe. you like a leg, don't you, twiggy? no, thanks, denise. i'm actually not that keen on turkey, really. i am not that bothered about turkey. take it away. if dave doesn't come back, will you come with me to the hospital? of course i will. i'll be right there. outside. but your mum'll be inside with you. do you promise you will, dad? you'll stay with me? of course i'll stay with you