mrs. birckhead's wish that valerie be like me. not just like you. would we be having this conversation if i had left it vague? this is bad. pretty soon there'll be two sabrinas and valerie will disappear forever. there's got to be a way around this. hey! if valerie's acting like me, all i have to do is start acting the way she used to act before she started acting like me. then she'll start acting like her old self and stop acting like me. you're sitting on paint? i have an idea. have you ever thought about dying your hair brown? like it would make a difference. i just know i'm going to flunk next week's history test. i'm afraid the science club wants to kick me out and i'm pretty sure i'm the most unpopular girl in school. really? great, it's working. well, then i have to cheer you up because life is great and you're great. geez, am i really that obnoxious? come to dinner at my house tonight. my aunts would love to see you. your aunts? oops, i meant parents. i won't take no for an answer. see you tonight. i know this can work. i just have to be twi