- mrs. burns? - mrs. burns, according to a report i have, you had a slight accident in our store yesterday. - yes mr. connors, i fell down. - well we were wondering if you'd mind coming back in today. - oh no thanks, falling down once was enough for awhile. - well let's see if i have the facts correctly. apparently you fell and ruined a pair of nylons, now that was all the damage you suffered, right? right? right? playing it as cagey as her husband, she's not answering. hello? hello? - hello? - mrs. burns, let us concede that you did suffer some injury -- slight injury. would you say that your fall was due to our carpet having a hole in it, or due to it being loose? - well ... in good condition, that there was no hole in it? this woman is tough. she's not answering again. i have to make her an offer. - hello? - admitting everything, mrs. burns, there's not use letting a case like this run into a lawsuit, now is there? - of course not. - well then so shall we settle for the pair of nylons and a hundred doll

i'm hoping mrs. burns will assist me by paying her bill now instead of later in the month. - oh, well, i'm sure she will. about our bedroom, my husband and i have been talking it over, and he feels -- - i will handle the matter, blanche. i am better qualified than my wife to expedite business negotiations. - of course. - now, as i understand it, the expense involved will be approximately the same as the fee you are getting from mrs. burns for having decorated her bedroom. - yes,s,hat is correct. 800 dollars. (comedic orchestral music) - my blackberry cordial! - it's on the table, harry. - we're not going to have the bedroom redecorated. - he didn't say that. - no, but don't wait. he won't say anything for months. he's in a state of shock. - if you come back about one-thirty or a quarter of two, i'll have your check for you, i'm sure. - it will certainly be appreciated. mr. burns was pleased with the way i redecorated your bedroom, i hope? - well, he seems crazy about it. - did he like the new oriental high

oh, mrs. burns! - take off your glasses. - but mrs. burns, i can't see. - they're right in front of your eyes. just reach up and they'll be there. - alright. - oh my goodness, it's better than i thought. my, it's just hard to believe that much beauty was hidden behind these. - well, mrs. burns, i don't understand. mrs. burns, i don't understand what this is all about. cary grant without your glasses. - that's impossible. - well, have you ever seen how cary grant looks without your glasses? - i can't even see how i look without my glasses! - well, i'll show you. here, look in the mirror. (laughter) - say, i'm not bad looking. - i told you, you're going to be a famous movie star. - me? alfred kramer? that's ridiculous. - you know, you're right. we'll have to change that name, it is ridiculous. - change my name? - yes, to something more glamorous like... well, i'll pick one at random, brian mcafee. - brian mcaffe? - see, i think of brian mcafee very fast. - but i know someone by that name. - well, there you are. if a plain ordinary fellow

- well i'm mrs. burns and this is mrs. morton. - hi. - how do you do? - i want to talk to you about my son's age. that's your department isn't it? - yes certainly. as the porter on the pullman train says, i always like to start business off with a little joke. - well go ahead why don't you. (audience laughs) - that was the joke. - oh, it was? blanche what was funny about go ahead why don't you? (audience laughs) - i meant, i'm in charge of the births. - oh well if you want to skip the joke and get right down to business it's alright with me. (audience laughs) - yes. what can i do for you? - well this is my son's birth certificate, and i want you to change his age from 21 to 20. - change it? - mhm. - is there anything wrong? - oh there certainly is. see if he was 20 he wouldn't have to drive backwards to malibu. (audience laughs) - if uh, i ask her to repeat that, it wouldn't help would it? no i guess not. (audience laughs) i'm afraid we can't change a birth certificate and this seems perfectly in order, the boy is 21. - oh well there was an error made,

collins, i'm mr. burns. - howdy, mr. burns. just been telling joyce how much i admire your home, it's beautiful. - thank you. - you know, you have a lot of beautiful homes here in california. - not as nice as you have in oklahoma. - oh yes, they are and speaking of los angeles, there's only one thing better than rubbing elbows -- - [joyce] daddy. daddy, mr. burns was speaking of oklahoma. - oh yes, in oklahoma they have a lot of oil men and they have a lot of indians. and speaking of oklahoma and speaking of indians, it reminds me -- - [ronnie] dad. mr. collins was talking about los angeles. - oh no, no, ronnie, please. let your father talk about oklahoma.

denton] bye, mrs. burns. - bye mr. denton. - arrivederci. - [gracie] oh, no, i just wont buy you any. (von zell stammering) - stop showing off. - [george] yes. - mr. burns? - [george] that's right. - i am maria tornini and i need your help. - [george] well, come right in. - this is my sweetheart, pietro carvo. - how do you do? - hello. - mr. pietro is not in show business and he does not understand it is part of my career - well, my son is outside in the garden with his girl and she doesn't understand it either. kids will you come in. miss. tornini, i'm sure i can straighten you out. i mean, i can get your problem straightened out. - oh, i hope so. - [george] i know i can. - you know mr. burns, there is something about you remind me of your son. - that's my signature, used it last night at the mccombo in romans. - pietro, it is a joke. that is another part of show business. - i will never understand it. - well it's subtle, it's bad. jack benny gave it to me, doesn't want me to do well. - maria? - well, she even follows

i'm here to see mr. burns. are you his mother? - well, that depends on which mr. burns you mean. if you mean george burns, he's too old to be my son. in fact, my family says he's too old to be my husband. but come on in! (canned laughter) - i meant ronald burns. - oh, well that's better. he's not too old to be my son. in fact, he is my son! so that would make him just the right age. (canned laughter) - well, is he home? i have the results of his aptitude test. - oh, no, he isn't, but i'm dying won't you sit down? - thank you. his tests indicate that he should follow the theatrical profession. - oh, an actor! oh, well i hope he'll be happier than his father is. - oh, is his father an actor? - he's been an actor all his life, and the most miserable one you've ever seen. - that's too bad! but it's never too late to change one's profession. - really? - why, yes! as i told your son, i had a case where a man had been a dentist for 20 years, but after his aptitude test he found happiness as a farmer. - oh, well, that would never work for george. if he had to be a dentist for 20 years bef

. - well, that's why i came to you, mrs. burns. you're the smartest woman i know. - don't worry about a thing. but you come back in about an hour. - thank you, mrs. burns. - you know, there's nothing i enjoy more than solving problems for my friends. - why, they must be very appreciative. - oh, they are. in fact, some of them think i do too much for them. - they do? - umm hmm, they get so embarrassed they hide when they see me coming. (laughing) - well, i'll be back in a hour. - [gracie] but we must keep this from my husband. he doesn't like me to get mixed up in other people's business. - well then, maybe i shouldn't ought to bother ya'. - oh no, no, no, what george doesn't know won't hurt him. you know, sometimes i don't hurt him five or six times a day. - well that's very thoughty of ya'. thanks a lot mrs. burns. - there's a happy little twosome. he thinks gracie is smarter than he is. and if he takes her advice, she is. (laughing) and after nine years in college,

(girls chattering) and this is mrs. burns. - [all] how do you do, mrs. burns? - i told you she was nice, real nice. now this is jean, joan, june and joy. - oh, my, those are pretty names. such lovely grown-up daughters. what do you girls do? - well, we're models. - yes, i model coats. - i model dresses. - i model undies. - i'm not working. - i don't blame you. (audience laughs) - [june] who's this? does he live here? - oh, yes, that's my son ronnie. (girls gasp) - isn't he handsome? - he is nice. - [all] real nice. (audience laughs) - well, just put your things up in the guest room at the head of the stairs. the house'll be a little crowded, so i'll figure out where to put my husband later. (audience laughs) (girls chattering) - well, now mrs. burns, the reason i'm going to san diego is because i feel that my daughters need a mother. now my cousin wrote me from down there that there's a little widow who is just as anxious to remarry as i am. (phone rings) - oh, excuse me. hello? - hello, this is the long-distance operator. i have a call from omaha for mrs. blan

you know mrs. burns, the way the co-eds go for your son, ronnie could kiss imogene into the biggest landslide a queen ever had. - well that takes care of the girls! and i've got a wonderful idea for the boys. now your father just brought home a box of cigars and if you pass them around, you're bound to get votes with them. - yeah sure, 50 cigars will mean 50 votes. - yeah. - george can i see you a minute? - oh but mother, i don't wanna ask dad. so why don't you? - who suggested asking him? you just keep them here while i get the cigars and after the election we'll ask him and sack him at the same time. (audience laughing) - uh oh. - [george] yes dear. - oh george, the boys want to talk to you. - but i'm a little busy downstairs with harry von zell. what do you want to talk to me about? - about two minutes, right boys? - [ralph] right. - [ronnie] right. - bye. - ok boys, let's have it. i'm in a hurry. - yeah, yeah, well don't keep your father waiting ronnie tell him. - me? well i'm not keeping him waiting

oh, there you are. - oh, no. - no, mrs. burns. - look, if you can pull him out of the pool, you can pull out anybody. - mother! - shh! - good morning. - [gracie] good morning. - hi, fellas. - [ronnie] hello, mr. von zell. - [ralph] hi, mr. von zell. - my you look nice this morning. - oh, thank you. - well, thank you again, gracie. you know, it takes a woman to notice those things. maybe it's the new suit i'm wearing. you like this? - oh, it's a new suit? - uh huh. (affirmative) it's made of that new summer material. it's wrinkle proof. it won't even shrink if it gets wet. - oh, that makes me feel better. - hey, you've got your camera here, would you like to take a picture of me in my new suit? - of course. - why not? - oh, wait, wait a minute, gracie, by the pool. (audience laughing) - oh, this will make a wonderful background. - [gracie] yeah. - how's that? - oh, all i'm getting is your coat and part of your trousers. oh, and i love the way those cuffs just meet the tops of your shoes. - well, here, i want them to see how the cu

mr. burns, i'm mr. post. so far you're doing good. i, uh, i read your story in the paper about your novelty act, and, uh, i have a horse that talks. shame, you're such a young fella. sit down. thank you. you, uh, you say, you, uh, you have a horse that talks? yes, sir. uh, what--what language does your horse talk? well, his native tongue is english, but he's very intelligent, and lately, he's been studying french. nice to hear about your horse. but let's get down to business. i'm--i'm--i'm looking for a novelty act, have you got anything like that? well, my horse. he talks! i mean, he'd be a sensation! well, at least it hasn't been kicked. it's a fresh idea. it might even be better than dean martin and his pink elephants. mr. burns, i don't think you believe me. now what makes you say that? of course, i've been married to gracie allen over 30 years, i believe anything. wonderful! would you talk to him on the phone? of course, success hasn't gone to my head, i talk to anybody. wonderful. why are we smiling? i don't know. ed, is that yo

- mr. burns, what about my boy's broken leg? - mr. mcafee, on this show, the actors have to mend very fast. if not, i gotta pay them for an extra week. - what? (laughter drowns out george's words) (applause) - thank you, thank you. - thank you. - thank you very much. - oh gracie, what relative will it be tonight? - well, how about my cousin the lifeguard, chesty allen? - chesty allen, the lifeguard? - oh yes, everybody on the beach knows him. - oh? - you see, it's supposed to be good luck to be saved by him. - well, it's good luck to be saved by anybody. - oh, especially by chesty. when he goes into the water. - what happens to his luck if he runs into a shark? - oh, it can't catch him. - you mean a shark won't catch a man who's carrying a rabbit's foot? - not if he carries it fast enough. - yeah, well, i asked a stupid question. - well, luckily, i'm the one who can answer them. - well, true. (laughing) - cousin chesty is a great believer in keeping himself in good condition. - oh, he doesn't drink or smoke? - no, well, the strongest

(audience laughing) - mrs. burns, may i? - yes, i'm finished with that one. - this is the one i want you to see. mr. campbell. mr. campbell is a fine gentleman - oh, yes, it says here that it comes from his last two wives. - yes, well that's not important. i'm sure now that mr. campbell is the kind of husband that you're looking for. - husband? now i'm not looking for a husband for ronnie. he wants a wife. - i don't understand, ronnie? - don't you remember? i'm mrs. burns, i phoned you earlier. - oh, yes, about the young man. - yes, and here's the picture you asked me to bring over, and the address is right there. goodbye. oh, and as soon as you get a couple of good prospects send them right over because ive only got four months left to stay out. (audience laughing) -well, they all say they're young. this is ridiculous. (audience laughing) - i wonder how that story is developing. you must admit that was pretty fast thinking putting in von zell's picture instead of ronnie. and take a little peak. von zell is going to get into

. - hello, mrs. burns. won't you come in? - well, thank you. (laughter) - oh, mrs. burns, you said on the phone that you wanted to see me. that it was very important. - oh well, if it is very important i certainly do want to see you. now, what is it? - no, you wanted to talk to me. - oh, i do. so i think yours can wait, because what i have to say is very urgent. - may i sit down? - oh, of course. - you and ronny were such good friends. you were at our house almost everyday, but you haven't been here in the last two weeks. is there anything wrong? - well, to tell you the truth mrs. burns, ronny and i had a fight. what about? - well, every time we go out on a double date ronny always ends up with the better looking girl. - oh, well then both of you take out one girl, and he won't have so much to choose from. (laughter) - yeah, but you see mrs. burns, i didn't mind about the other girls that ronny took away from me, but he made this big pitch for madeline. - madeline? oh, i'm crazy about her, mrs. burn, and you should see her. she's ava gardner, and lana turner, and mar

>> host: another text message: how mr. burnsnkin is exactly how i would describe burns itch wouldn't ever want to get on his bad side. i have thoroughly enjoyed listening to him. i find his firey blunt candor beautifully unsettling and deliberately refreshing. i wonder what h.l. menkin would like to interview. >> guest: beautifully unsettling is a wonderful little phrase. thank you. >> host: frank, las vegas, hi, frank. >> caller: hi. how are you today? >> host: how are you, sir? >> caller: fine. well, tomorrow is my birthday. i'm coming up on 90, and what i'm interested is a book that i read 50 years ago by greenburg, and it had to do with only in america, and he wrote that ford was antisemitic, but he discarded antisemitism and what happened was he burned all the books he had but i never did find out in all the years these years, why he did that. mr. burns, have you got any information on that? i'd appreciate it. >> host: frank, what have you done for a living over your 90 years? >> caller: in my 90 years the biggest thing was

you know, mr. burns, when i get back to london, they'll never believe this. - oh yes they will, they'll see it on television. - well not really. (audience laughter) - thank you very much. gracie, have you got any other relatives to talk about? - no, only the ones in my own family. - those are the ones i meant. - oh. well, um, did i ever tell you about my uncle, the famous construction engineer, boulder allen who was named after the hoover dam? - his name was boulder allen, he was named after the hoover dam? - yes, but in 1932, when they changed it to boulder dam, my uncle changed his name too. - but it was changed back to hoover. - no, no, no, it isn't. i got a letter from him the other day, and he still signs it boulder. - [george] signs it boulder. (audience laughter) well, what did boulder ever build? - oh, all kinds of things. - a lot of things, huh? in san francisco. oh, what a beautiful place. - nice big building, huh? - from the basement, there was a wonderful view. you could see clear across the

- well, the grapes haven't arrived yet, so mrs. burns had me practicing on some walnuts. - some what? - we may as well tell him. you see, mr. mcafee, this is an italian costume to get her in the movies. still hankering to go on the stage. well i'm going to put a stop to that. - you don't approve? - i do not. it's back to texas for her. - oh, but you misunderstood, mr. mcafee. when i said it was a costume to get her in the movies, i didn't mean she was going to act in one, i meant she was going to see one. - to see one? - well, yeah. that's the fad in hollywood now. you see, you dress according to the kind of movie you're going to see. and tonight, she's going to see an italian movie. - i don't believe it, not even about hollywood. - well, it's true. we had to stop going to a hawaiian movies because george was allergic to grass. - mrs. burns, that's a nice story. but you're looking at a man who can tell a few tall ones himself. (doorbell rings) - oh, well then you better tell one to bonnie sue while i see who's at the door. - harry. - gra

- is mr. burns home? - well, yes, he's in the garden, but if we whisper he won't hear us. - i would like to talk to mr. burns. - oh, alright. george? it's sweet of you to want to include him. you know, he likes to know what's going on. (audience laughing) - yes, gracie? - oh, this is professor henderson, ronnie's teacher. - oh? - i guess he came to tell us how wonderfully well ronnie's doing in his class. - hello, professor henderson. - how do you do, sir? he's doing very well in my class, but not with his studies. - i thought so. - there's an attractive young lady sitting a few rows in back of him. he's been in my class for three weeks now, and has yet to look in my direction. - oh, professor, you must be exaggerating. - oh, no, what i'm telling you is true. - well, i'm on my way, i'm in a little hurry, excuse me. goodbye, dad. (audience laughing) - [george] ronnie. don't you know this gentleman? - am i supposed to? - you see him every day at college. - oh, of course! you're the man who runs the hamburge

there are your peaches, mrs. burns. all right. hi, mr. quigley. mrs. burns. oh, hello, dennis. tommy. keep away from the bananas, dennis. you always say that to me, don't you, mr. quigley? i sure do. is that on account of the time i unzipped 'em for you? that's right. i was out back in the storeroom. couldn't have been gone more than two minutes. when i came back, he'd taken the skins off about 60 bananas. i thought they'd sell faster. now, dennis, don't bother me while i'm waiting on mrs. burns. okay. anything else, mrs. burns? no. oh, yes. a dozen eggs and you can just put all these things on my account, mr. quigley. a dozen eggs. dennis, if you'll carry this bag to my care for me, i'll give you a nickel. i don't think i'd do that, mrs. burns. why not? with dennis, something always goes wrong. oh, nonsense. dennis, you want to earn that nickel? sure, i do. my dad needs the money so they won't take our tv set away from us. they could even lose their house and car. what? oh. come on, dennis. i'm in a hurry. yes, mrs. burns. i told you. whoops. it's your own fault. you shouldn't

(audience laughter) - mrs. burns, feel my bicep. - oh my goodness, you're fat. you know, you ought to exercise. (audience laughter) - well, all right, if you think you're strong enough. - strong enough? i was mr. america in '52. - oh, i apologize. for a man of 52, you look fine. (audience laughter) goodbye, mr. foley, and come over as soon as you can. - bye, bye. - maybe blanche knew it was you. - impossible, george. why, she knows i would never stoop to such low conduct. in all the years we've been married, i have treated her with the utmost respect. - i told blanche it was you. - what? - otherwise she wouldn't have gone through with it. she was having a little fun. - well fun for her, but not for me. oh, good heavens. i have now created a standard which i will never be able to live up to! (audience laughter) - george burns, you and your ideas. i was over there trying to make love to blanche morton, and this big muscle man comes in and picks me up bodily and throws me out of the window. - who is this? - who is that? you fellas ought to know one another, you've b

- apartment that ronnie burns rented? - yes, i'm mr. waldon, the landlord. - oh, well what's your address? - 5118 north sycamore. - oh, dear. - anything wrong, gracie? - ronnie rented an apartment. that was his landlord. goodbye. (laughter) - ronnie leaving home? why? - oh, it's all george's fault. he's been fighting with ronnie. oh, that george burns. if he didn't have children, you couldn't call him a father. - maybe george has been too harsh on ronnie. - come on, blanche. you know, i'm going up and telling that husband of mine just what i think of him. i'm going to tell him that he's bossy, stubborn, arrogant. you know some more words, blanche? - well, certainly i do. nasty, inconsiderate, and overbearing. - these are very nice compliments but why? - well, thanks to you ronnie has rented an apartment. - ronnie rented an apartment? - his landlord just phoned. ronnie gave him a check with the wrong date. - gracie, if i explain this, will you listen? - oh, you don't have to explain it. i know what it is to put a wrong date on a check. i

and this family, but the universe that the simpsons exist in -- the town, the nuclear power plant, mr. burns, all of these different characters... sam simon was the driving force behind that. >> but in 1993, after four trailblazing seasons, sam decides he wants a life outside of television. before quitting, he negotiates a deal giving him continuous credit as an executive producer and a share of the show's annual profit, to the tune of $30 million a year. sam, now twice divorced with no children, turns his energy to what becomes his calling in life -- saving animals, especially dogs. in 2002, at the cost of several million dollars, he creates this lavish, sprawling dog shelter in malibu. one of the neglected pooches that end up at sam's shelter is a 6-month old cane corso, also known as an italian mastiff, a breed some people refer to as "a pit bull on steroids." the big canine is quickly deemed too aggressive to stay at the shelter. so sam takes him home and names him columbo, after the rumpled, trench-coat-wearing detective played by peter falk. >> he adored columbo, clearly. i think he wa

mr. burns from simpson is, gus from breaking bad. al swearingen. lou daabs from loudaabs.from "lost." that was the guy with the glasses. >> i didn't even consider him a villain. some of these people were not villains. who was on the list you thought should make it? >> ross from friends off the top of my head. there was something not right there, something not spoken. remember when he brought that ape into the mix? the agent of chaos he stole from the jungles. it is villainous. >> i feel like when friends started he was the man and he was pushed aside. did you get that sense? >> i always thought he was a dork. did you like chandler instead? >> he has a third nipple. >> riley thought he was the most talented. let's stalk about the villain. >> king jofrey and game "game of thrones" is a good show. jofrrey was a horrible person. by the way there are a dozen more of those we can pick. >> they are really, really bad. filleting human skin from people who are alive. there are a lot of bad characters. >> who didn't make the villain's list. you don't even remember jr. i knew two peo

i'll work for mr. burns forever. marge and i will never grow old together and live like fat cats on social security. good lord, i'll never experience the ultimate reward for a life well lived-- the gentle slumber of death. marge, i made a terrible mistake! the fact that kids grow up is what makes time with them special. i think i need to go back. i wish you'd told me that but i understand. lego marge, you're just as cool as real marge. who?! nobody, nobody. plastic comic book guy, i need to go back home. home? but you've discovered the joy of living in a world made of toys where nothing bad can ever happen. but i miss burning my mouth on pizza, and david blaine stunts where he could really die. now tell me how to get out of here! all you need to do is open the box back to your so-called reality. but i can't let that happen. huh? you're the bad guy? i thought you were the rule-explainer guy. as an adult who surrounds himself with child's toys, i represent the part of your psyche that prefers this artificial world. (rh

and this family, but the universe that the simpsons exist in -- the town, the nuclear power plant, mr. burns, all of these different characters... sam simon was the driving force behind that. >> but in 1993, after four trailblazing seasons, sam decides he wants a life outside of television. before quitting, he negotiates a deal giving him continuous credit as an executive producer and a share of the show's annual profit, to the tune of $30 million a year. sam, now twice divorced with no children, turns his energy to what becomes his calling in life -- saving animals, especially dogs. in 2002, at the cost of several million dollars, he creates this lavish, sprawling dog shelter in malibu. one of the neglected pooches that end up at sam's shelter is a 6-month old cane corso, also known as an italian mastiff, a breed some people refer to as "a pit bull on steroids." the big canine is quickly deemed too aggressive to stay at the shelter. so sam takes him home and names him columbo, after the rumpled, trench-coat-wearing detective played by peter falk. >> he adored columbo, clearly. i think he wa

mr. sullivan: i come home and he's destroying and burning stuff in the house (butted with) mr. sullivan: i don't know if it's isis or what, 911 dispatcher: this is your son? mr. sullivan: yes sullivan has pleaded not guilty. tensions are at an all-time high in oregon, and cliven bundy is telling the remaining members of the armed militia to stand their ground! the head of the bundy clan sent a letter to the sheriff refuge... they'll lose all the progress they made in the last two months. you may remember his son, the protesters to go home. ammon and ryan are behind bars right now. the judge said they'd only be released when all the protesters are gone. legendary comedian bill cosby was in court today.. as his attorneys asked the judge to dismiss a criminal charge against him. ironically.. to help make their case.. the defense team used the former district attorney who chose not to prosecute cosby more than a decade ago. abc's elizabeth hur has more on what went down in court. < bill cosby.. entering court today without answering questions from reporters.. is hoping to walk out

if any of you so-called sleuths had any powers of observation, you would've noticed the burning cactus emblem on mr. wheeler's belt buckle. that's the name of his ranch, and from whence the initials come. you're senile. that's inane! why are they arguing like this? probably becausethey're competingwith each other. we also loathe each other. that's a relief. i thought you were singling out my husband. i'm sure we will later. from the angle of the knife, the murderer was right-handed. he left the victim'sface uncovered. that's it! i don't care what you're paying me. i'm not taking any more insults from that rodent! i've seen dogs play dead better than her. i think we might have a lot in common. really? why? well, for instance, what do you think of my boss? i thinkhe's an idiot. there's one thing in common right there. that's interesting. interesting? you could say i'm interesting. that's odd. there's nothing odd about it. maybe you'll write about me. that's probably why you like me. what was your first impression? ahhggg! well, that's rude. if you don't like me, just say so. ahhggg! you can take a fl

mr. sullivan: i come home and he's destroying and burning stuff in the house sullivan, then 18, can be heard in the background. 911 audio terrorist. 911 audio mr. sullivan: i come home and he's destroying and burning stuff in the house sullivan, then 18, can be heard in the background. 911 audio justin sullivan "why are you trying to --you're going to throw me in jail my whole life and kill me. why are you trying to say i'm a terrorist?" the fbi sent in an undercover agent, posing as an isis sympathizer. sullivan allegedly laid out a chilling plot - to kill as many as 1,000 people. first using an assault rifle at a bar or concert - then graduating to a truck bomb. when his parents became suspicious after discovering a silencer --- sullivan allegedly tried to pay the undercover came to court soon after the charges. nats did you know any of this was going on? father: no now evidence that his troubled son stole his and buried welcome oard my starship. ahoy, mateys! it's full of things i love... like me brave crew... and my felw space adventures and free of things i don't. like aliens. just like

mr. mueller, don't worry! who is worried? what is she going to do in california? be a movie star? [sniffs] something's burning. oh, mr. mueller, your cheesecake! oh, let them burn! let the whole building burn up! [sighs] who is going to rub her back in california? jack lemmon? now mr. mueller, you gotta pull yourself together. i'm together. but you gotta decide what you're gonna do. mama wants to retire to california, let her. i send her money. in beverly hills she can live, in a penthouse. but mr. mueller, who'll take care of the books? i get along. she doesn't need me, i don't need her. but you said yourself you had no head for figures. don't you worry! when she finds out i don't need her, she'll come back. by kansas city already, she will be sorry. - but what if-- - in the mean time, i hire someone else. she is smart. you want to make some extra money, hazel? oh, well, i'd be glad to help you, but-- my friend. what did i tell you? don't worry. my friend hazel will do mama's job until she comes back. but don't forget, mr. mueller, i got a full-time job with the-- shh! don't mention his name! well, what i meant was, i

the meantime, syrians are being slaughtered and starved to death, and we are filling while syria burns. mr. mccain: i'd like to mention one other aspects of this with my colleagues and that is the refugee issue. it surprised many people in the world to see this flood of literally millions of refugees not just from iraq -- not from syria but iraq, but even as far away as afghanistan. our european friends have treated it as maybe it was like an earthquake or a flood or a natural disaster. it was not a natural disaster. it was a natural occurrence when the situation became so terrible that people believed they couldn't stay and live where they were. and why did that happen? because we watched the russians and bashar assad and hezbollah and the iranian revolutionary guard, we watched them commit all of this slaughter in syria. no one can live in syria today without fear of their very lives unless they happen to be one of bashar assad's allies, the alawites. we have this crisis which sooner or later we're going to have to be involved in in one way or noir and it is the result -- another, and it

mr. boston suffered severe burns on his back. trying to fix up what was left of the house, became a nightmare for the couple and family, until a reconstruction group stepped in and donated a complete redesign of the home. >> we wanted this, when they walked in, the tragedy and look at the blessing behind the tragedy. >> how are you feeling right now? >> wow. wow. take your shoes off. >> wow. wow. >> lord. >> you can see there, this really just touched the couple's hearts. mrs. boston said they came from nght. both were previous smithsonian security they told me. and they say they didn't know how they would pay for all of this. today was the first day they got to see their house since the fire. >> what an amazing reunion. and so glad they were able to finally get back to some semblance of normalcy. the couple tells us, they still don't know what caused that fire. >>> a big president's donation, benefiting the lincoln memorial. philanthropist david rubenstein is pledging $18.5 million to help restore the landmark that honors the na

mr. josÉ burn all burn all good and i also want to lift up angela coleman definitive consensus i can alsocomfortable supporting her as well today. >> thank you supervisors. again thank you to all the applicants. this is a difficult decision but i would say i would've been okay honestly but every single person who came up here today. knowing that there are a couple more seats coming up in june, i was okay with josÉ but i think maybe at the time i will second the motion on into a coleman. but we've heard from many of you so when that other vacancies arrive laughter member your presentations hopefully can avoid some of you then. good please come back in june. >> with that, i think to have to first motion to rescind the motion excusing supervisor mar. only two items one through four >> moved and seconded. the gavel >> if we could take a local boat >> on the motion essay by supervisor became soup mar aye, cohen aye, tang aye three aye. >> congratulations ms. coleman could begin with for to seeing you the rest of the applicants in june >>[gavel] >> item 6 >> item 6 motion order submitted to bor

mr. blevins, cuff up. >> the burning spray eventually brings compliance. >> ah! >> blevins is removed from his cell and sedated. he is strapped into a restraint chair and watched until he no longer poses a threat to himself. >> mr. blevins, do you have any injuries you want to report? no? >> never crossed my mind one time other than to tell someone that i'm not interested in doing it. you know? >> today, spring creek staff uses medication and therapy to help blevins serve his 45-year sentence. >> even though he's done a horrible double murder, he's still a person and he has to have some kind of human contact. so what i try to focus on is just a relationship. we try to be alert to prisoners' mental status, to make sure they're not thinking of harming themselves or someone else. beyond that, we try to help them be together enough to serve their time and serve it as quietly and peacefully as possible. >> serving time quietly and peacefully is exactly how we found ramona rosario. in the gym at the north carolina correctional institution for women. she was a long way f

mr. josÉ burn all burn all good and i also want to lift up angela coleman definitive consensus i can alsocomfortable supporting her as well today. >> thank you supervisors. again thank you to all the applicants. this is a difficult decision but i would say i would've been okay honestly but every single person who came up here today. knowing that there are a couple more seats coming up in june, i was okay with josÉ but i think maybe at the time i will second the motion on into a coleman. but we've heard from many of you so when that other vacancies arrive laughter member your presentations hopefully can avoid some of you then. good please come back in june. >> with that, i think to have to first motion to rescind the motion excusing supervisor mar. only two items one through four >> moved and seconded. the gavel >> if we could take a local boat >> on the motion essay by supervisor became soup mar aye, cohen aye, tang aye three aye. >> congratulations ms. coleman could begin with for to seeing you the rest of the applicants in june >>[gavel] >> item 6 >> item 6 motion order submitted to bor

mrs. jefferson,my standards are high. if you're doin' my work,do it right. florence, if you're cooking dinner tonight, better hurry. there's only six hours left to burn it. don't forget you promisedto take ralph to lunch. oh, no. tell him i looked at florence, and i'm at the hospital having my toes uncurled. why don't you tell ralph mr. jefferson donatedhis body to science and theystamped it "reject." ralph has beenlooking forward to this. it's his own special day. you mean his own special invention. whoever heard of national doorman's day? it's right thereon the calendar. who gave us the calendar? it was a christmas gift... from ralph. i got nothing in common with him. i don't answer doors. [doorbell rings] i'll get it. out of my way. what's wrong? it's tom. tom only wants to talk about his work. he never asks what i do. what do you do? i work atthe help center. don't you do that, weez? yes, george,for the last five years. i thought i remembered that. see, we communicate. louise,i'm so frustrated. i've tried telling tomabout my new project. but it's a wonderful project. i know, but tomdoesn't seem interested. he only talks aboutthat silly bookhe's workin

mr. nolan. so if you're thinking of concealing them-- that would be pretty dumb of me, since the whole world's gonna see them on sunday. artie, be a good man and burn a dvd of driscoll and that other-- tom lupo. you should work with us, mr. nolan. ha. we saw you got lingard to confess on camera ten years ago. that was pretty smooth. smth enough for an emmy. so why now? my condition was gettinworse month by month. i came to believe that the doctors and my family were keeping the truth out my disease from me. but now, thanks to you, bill, i got my real mecal report. that's right. thanks to you, i now know i have a.l.s., lou gehrig's disease. it's a slow... certain... agonizindeath. so this is my response. no one helped me. i rigged it myself. [man on video] should someone check his pulse? whatever role lingard's daughter played in the suicide, larry driscoll basically onerated her. but it's bull. it doesn't matter. it's a dying declaration. prosecuting her would be a waste of time. hold on a minute. driscoll said he had lou gehrig's. the autopsy says that he had something called spinal muscular atrophy. (lupo) what? and driscoll thought he had lou ge

i think investors feel like they have been burned by mr. woodman, mispricing on the hero 4, so some execution issues. why should we look through that? >> well, so they should feel like they were burned because they were. go pro really misexecuted on a lot of fronts in 2015, not having meaningful product upgrade. but the stock has come down quite a bit. the company has a very good balance sheet now. and to be clear, these near term earnings will not be good, but there is significant new products coming later this year which could reinvigorate growth. >> erin, are you optimistic about the products? we're supposed to get the drone, a hero 5 at some point. can the company turn it around, especially since it is trading so cheaply, relative to where it was before. >> sure. so in terms of the drone, i think it is a natural extension for the brand. clearly go pro has that mind share with the consumer. that being said, the launch of the drone, which should still happen in the first half of this year, i do think it is a little bit too late, just given

burn in hell for this one. it's okay; take your time, mrs. caruso. exactly how old is this witness? danny: you see anyone you recognize, where you recognize him from, okay? caruso: i... i-i think it might be... ...number three? number three. are you certain, ma'am? well, he looks different from his picture, but i'm pretty sure that's him. there you have it. number three. all right. clear out the lineup, please, and escort mrs. caruso over to sergeant gormley's office for me, all right? thank you. thank you. good job. thanks. that's your eyewitness? what? she picked the right guy. "i'm pretty sure that's him"? if i put her on the stand, reid's attorney is going to eat her for lunch. well, i'm sure your office will have her prepped. what else do you have? we got reid hanging around the jewelry store a few hours before it was robbed. he lives in the neighborhood. a weapon, possession of stolen goods, something. well, the mo of the heist fits two of reid's previous burglaries, all right? (stammers) hm... "crowbar on the lock. cut the alarm." not exactly a signature, danny. come on, this

mrs. jones. and i'm sorry i burned the meat. oh, you'd like some more, mr. jones? there you are. it's a pleasure to serve a man with a hearty appetite. [ clears throat ] [ irish accent ] how do you do? how do you do?! not meaning to trouble you, lass, but i couldn't help overhearing, and i was wondering if you could spare a morsel for a poor, hungry creature. we don't have any it's a little burned. burnt, is , eh? just the way me mother used to make it. a pleasure it is to make your acquaintance. how do you do? and this is mr. and mrs. jones. ooh! well, how do you do, mr. jones? no, that's mrs. jones. oh, so it is. excuse me. and what might your name be? tabitha. would you be off to getting me a bit of food? it's fairly starving, i am. help yourself. there's nothing there. there is. no, there's not you eat what's in front of you or else you don't eat at all. [ laughing ] oh, and you've go me darling. [ menacing voice ] and now that we've had our little laugh, would you be off to getting me some real food, you little... sweetheart? i'll see what i can find. a darling girl. a darli

mr. sullivan: i come home and he's destroying and burning stuff in the house sullivan, then 18, can be heard in the background. 911 audio justin sullivan "why are you trying to --you're going to throw me in jail my whole life and kill me. why are you trying to say i'm a undercover agent, posing as an first using an assault rifle at a bar or concert - then graduating to a truck bomb. when his parents became suspicious after discovering a silencer --- sullivan allegedly tried to pay the undercover agent to kill them. his father, devastated, came to court soon after the charges. nats did you know any of this was going on? father: no now evidence that his troubled son stole his rifle, killed his neighbor and buried the victim in his backyard. for good morning america pierre thomas, abc news washington. in texas, students at plano east high school are dealing with the shock of two suicides over the weekend. police are investigating whether the deaths of the two girls were part of a suicide pact. they were by all accounts just normal teens neither troubled. nor trouble makers. so the haunting myst

mrs. particular zip ties around his neck and burns on his body. they ruled her death a suicide and there was a gas can found outside the master bedroom. a second child survived and was taken to the hospital. >>> today in houston texas republican presidential hopefuls set to face off for the 10th time. coming off his big win tuesday night frontrunner donald trump hopes to build on his momentum as super tuesday approaches. meanwhile marco rubio and ted cruz locked in a battle for second place. tonight debate is scheduled to kick off at 8:30. >>> a line of strong storms caused flooding in the washington, d.c. area. it left thousands of people without power and brought strong winds and hail, a parking garage flooded. all three of the major >>> and here is a live look picture from our crew in granville county this morning, the sunrising over the destruction left by the storms that we are following yesterday. again the national weather service will be heading in this direction later today to survey if this was in fact a tornado that caused all this dama

burned down. hello, i'm ako tenaka, are you mrs. post? -that's right. why don't you come in? -thank you. oh, this is a lovely room. so full of color. like we have in japan. thank you. ako, i would like you to meet our neighbor, mrs. kirkwood. how do you do? it is an honor. please forgive my staring, mrs. kirkwood. that is one of the prettiest dress i have ever seen. she has wonderful taste, hasn't she? yes, she has. hasn't she? i still say hiring a secretary is a gross waste of efficiency. now, why did you remain a navigator in the air force while i became a colonel? -you were afraid of flying. -exactly. don't be funny. carol: you'll be working here. wilbur? oh, hi. this is ako tenaka, your new secretary. hello, ako, welcome aboard. the honor is mine, mr. post. and this is my husband, mr. kirkwood. -how do you do? -a pleasure, mr. kirkwood. oh, i see you have a horse here. don't mind him, ako, he's just being temperamental. well, let's go, winnie. -oh, ako, take good care of my husband. -yes. well, ako, uh... in the top drawer here, we have dictation pads and pencils. i didn't, they just

burn of iowa. this is an hour. >> host: mr. chairman, nice to be with you. impressive work. you began, my understanding, from reading the book show showed up for work and kissed your wife good bye and went into the first day at brookings and began to write this 600 page tome. impressive in detail and impressive in recall. this book was on the stands and being sold by october of 2015. so not much more than an 18 month process. how did you do that? >> so, you know, i started right away as you point out. i left the fed on saturday and monday i was at brookings working on the book. i had lots of material. the federal reserve let me see my e-mails and because i managed my e-mails i had dozens every day and it was useful because you could go back and see in real-time what you were thinking and what was happening. i had daily news clippings and other materials. i had a wealth of material. i could sit down and bang thout dra out the draft. i had help from dana skidmore a public affairs person at the fed who took a year off to edit this and help me with the process and research. i go

mr. trump to crash and burn. it doesn't seem like he's going to do that.until the end. you know, for me as a guy who loves entertainment, this is all so entertaining and he's made it more entertaining. if he wins the nomination, i mean that's going to be something to watch. >> something to watch. rucker has not endorsed anyone yet but maybe he'll do that on stage. he just announced plans for his good for a good time tour. that kicks off in june. thank you all for joining me and erin today. "the lead with jake tapper" begins right now. >>> thanks, poppy. hope the pope has a good lawyer. "the lead" starts right now. just two days until the critical south carolina republican primary and donald trump going off on his holiness. after pope francis suggests that he's not christian. but could this only help trump in the bible belt? >>> senator marco rubio taking his new big-time endorsement out for a spin today as he responds to another trick, he says, by the ted cruz campaign. what did rubio tell me about this terrible photo shop? >>> plus, it's nuclear, unpredic

mr. trump to crash and burn and doesn't seem like he's going to do that.for me as a guy who loves entertainment, this is all so entertaining and he's made it just even more entertaining. i can't wait until, you know, if he wins the nomination, i mean, that's going to be something to watch. >> let me loop back on that. we mentioned donald trump would be speaking in south carolina. let me take it live and then we'll come back to you. >> -- about $20 million on negative ads that in many cases are false but they're negative ads. he's got a lot of special interest money. his campaign in my opinion is going absolutely nowhere. but he spent about $20 million on negative ads on me. and in theory he has a long way before he catches them. he should be looking -- or go positive. i think he'd do better if he went positive. but the only reason is, and the only reason i bring it up is because we have to respond to those negative ads. so that's the reason, no bad blood. >> what about george w. bush, he's never attacked you and -- >> no, i just said facts. no no, once he

mr. leuchtenburg: [laughter] i had the great pleasure of working with ken burns almost from the beginning of his career. the most recent one appeared on screen, was "the roosevelt's." and in it, another friend tells the story of a man calling on theodore roosevelt, and explosive sounds coming from the room. afterwards, when the visitor walked out, someone said to him, "what did you say to theodore roosevelt?" the man said, " i told him my name." [laughter] mr. brinkley: people talk about the progressive era, and we talk about theodore roosevelt as being a progressive president. do you consider him a bleeding progressive? mr. leuchtenburg: i spent so many years teaching that progressive era, and i think -- i was mentioning, medieval the eology, trying to define what was meant by progressivism, it has interested me for a long time. i found out i would never define it. if you mean, was roosevelt a change maker? yes, i think he was. it was one of the surprises in writing the book. many historians have said, the modern presidency begins with fdr. the more i wrote about theodore roosevelt, the