mrs. buttersworth. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ that is how fat he is. [ applause ] oh, what else?tle roll at the end there? >> rickey: we're on a roll. >> jay: that's the friday whatever the hell, i don't know. and major league baseball commissioner bud selig announced he is retiring after the 2014 season. 22-year term has been marked by a growth in attendance, growth in revenue and growth in the player's heads. have you noticed that? [ laughter ] well, the last place houston astros played a home game on television last week that registered a 0.0 nielson rating. nobody watched the game.