mrs. kravitz was saying you were only 9 years old when you played in carnegie hall. please, don't mention carnegie. ooh! and what a performance. sounds interesting. i don't want to talk about it. i wouldn't talk about it either if my knickers fell down. gladys, he's doing it again. abner! i was telling the truth. gladys, let's eat. during his career, louis met very important people. yep. those were the days. it's not easy reaching your prime when you're 9. but what about your new tour? won't be the same. louis, i'm sure you'll be a success again. i don't think people have forgotten you. how could they? his knickers fell down. no, sam's right. a man with your talent shouldn't have trouble. who's got talent now? who? well, uh, heifetz. ha! he plays with his thumbs. heifetz? he's brilliant! he should play the square dance. o like i pick my teeth. they must've had some talent. they're all against me. it's common knowledge. well, louis, if you're as good as you say you are, then... you don't think i can play, do you? well, i didn't say that. say it. i'm a fraud. you're a