mrs. garrison. - he's going to play basketball? oh my god. - what?es in his knees will explode. - what, but you made him into a basketball player. - no, i just made him look more like one. we have to stop him from playing. those testicles in his knees are ticking time balls. - oh, jesus. - come on, boys, we've gotta get to my balls before kyle hurts himself. - ♪ and the home of the brave ♪ [cheers and applause] - broflovski, be ready to take over for owens. - i'm a hundred percent ready, coach. - excuse me, where is the bathroom for dolphins? - we don't... have one. - well, where the hell am i supposed to go to the bathroom? i need a large tank with saltwater. - uh... too bad? - damn it, you people have to make special arrangements for transspecies people like me. i may be a dolphin, but i'm also a lawyer. - you're a lawfin? - tickets, please. - we don't have tickets. - sorry, ma'am. no tickets. no entry. - look, there's a boy with my balls in his knees, and he's in serious danger. - what? - my scrotum. that dolphin has my scrotum. now, let us in. -