so mrs. greg calendar appeared.ome of us sprung for the wedding in cairo, others subsidized the honeymoon in tel-a-viv. captain calendar became a colonel. he didn't go out on assignment too much anymore. preferred to stay in washington with his wife and two children whose birthdays we remembered with gifts. but there were those of us who recalled him fondly, especially as college tuition bills came due. in 1993 when cbs and i were going through a divorce, it seemed fitting that captain, now colonel calendar, be retired as well. for this final party, the end of his secret life he could appear in public. i took my friends and colleagues from the dying roam room bureau and gave the captain and his wife a splendid dinner. at least they were there in spirit and on the bill, of course. a legend going out as he had come in on the expense account. sadly, though, there's a new breed of news management. incidentally, i didn't see much of news management represented here in this day of homage to those who are sent out to get t

greg: mountain music. >> kimberly: okay. don't want to deal with you. four minutes until it's over. time now for one more thing. we will start with mr. ing on jeopardy. hower players with other a -- power players with other assorted media personalities who are all losers. you are a win evidence. you play for a charity. penthouse pets -- >> dana: don't listen to them. no, it's veterans that get matched up with animals. >> greg: she is going up against chris matthews. send tips to her via twitter. >> dana: i am nervous. i have been worried about this for a while. i've been watching it since i was in third grade. >> kimberly: i think you will win. i want to bet on you. i will be your jeopardy cheerleader. i'll have pom-poms out of dollars. >> dana: happy birthday to my dad. 65 in denver, colorado. happy birthday. >> kimberly: happy birthday. >> dana: at the end of one more thing, greg will put on the back pack to show all of it to you. >> kimberly: project runway. not. go ahead. >> eric: ready for your head to explode. vacation in chief. you can't make this up. this is from over the weekend. watch. >> the beautiful city of cartegena. hav

mr. right ♪ all right, i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known at the gym the guy who showers in sweatpants.to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> don't tell me you love me. john stewart takes president obama to task for slow jamming. whether this willied to an epidemic of cool on cool violence. and a 13-year-old boy kicked off his high school girls failed hockey team for being too good. 1k3* what happens when we send bill schulz out to interview some incredibly tall women? hopeful leahy is squashed like a bug. >> andy? >> yes. >> didn't you use the same tease last night? >> you mean the one bill getting squashed like a bug? >> yes. >> i prefer to. and it gives me another chance to talk about bill getting squashed like a bug. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot al gore blames her for all of the dead polar bears. good for her because polar bears suck. her latest book is called "demonic, the untold story of the osmond family." and he knows the price for flight like i know finding mr. right and it is jack blaze. the vocal list for night ranger. his new solo album

greg suhr, and the director of dpw. we also have the president of the police commission, mr. mazzucco. we have tiger mendoza, who sits on the school board. and we have the consul general of the philippines and the consul general of vietnam. we also have share of -- sheriff mirkarimi here, and treasurer cisneros. it is an honor on behalf of the city and county to celebrate such a cultural event as the lunar new year. this concludes tonight's ceremonies. please enjoy the reception that follows in the north light court. thank you to moon star for providing delicious food. thank you to the youth at cyc for the amazing dragon dance. speaking [a foreign-language] thank you all. good night. >> hello. good morning. you can do that after the party tonight. let's try that again. good morning! here we go. welcome back. it is our 16th year in san francisco. we are thrilled to be back. those are not the slightest -- slides. there we go. i wanted to start with one colorful slide released last week. what happens in an internet minute? it shows the incredible velocity of change we have in our industry

mr. ambassador, thank you very much. >> ambassador ryan brock ter ambassador to afghanistan. greg one thing we did not see was a suicide bomber. >> it wasn't a suicide bomber but these were suicide attackers. >> these buildings are around they started firing rpg's and machine guns. they had no care about their own personal safety. the african military the local police and national police came in force and they were hunting these guys down. they were with total disregard to their personal safety. >> not very effective dominic. >> exactly. that says a lot about the spectacular noisy attack. look at the number of casualties we have. at least two afghan nation until members dead. if this had been al qaeda for example you would see heavy casualties numbers in the dozens of people killed. we had multiple sites around the country 70 different sites proves to some extent that's all about the show. it's not really about capabilities hard hitting damage at the end of the day. >> let me take a break. when we come back you will hear from the general commanding our forces in afghanistan. we wi

mr. ambassador, thank you very much. >> ambassador ryan brock ter ambassador to afghanistan. greg one thing we did not see was a suicide bomber. >> it wasn't a suicide bomber but these were suicide attackers. >> these buildings are around they started firing rpg's and machine guns. they had no care about their own personal safety. the african military the local police and national police came in force and they were hunting these guys down. they were with total disregard to their personal safety. >> not very effective dominic. >> exactly. that says a lot about the spectacular noisy attack. look at the number of casualties we have. at least two afghan nation until members dead. if this had been al qaeda for example you would see heavy casualties numbers in the dozens of people killed. we had multiple sites around the country 70 different sites proves to some extent that's all about the show. it's not really about capabilities hard hitting damage at the end of the day. >> let me take a break. when we come back you will hear from the general commanding our forces in afghanistan. we wi

greg, go ahead. caller: hello, mr. hamre. glad to hear this segment today.ant to talk about degreed individuals. as i was developing a disability, i did what you are talking about, which was develop high-technology skills at a small teamultimedia development co. and my company. as my disability became greater, i was no longer able to go out and sell services. i am limited as to the amount of work i can do. i have a decree, which is not in the computer field, which is no longer applicable. when i go to seek training to validate skills, i am told that because i have a degree i can i get into these training programs. i am a low income right now. i am looking for just a part- time job. i am an artist, a developer, working with computers since they have basically been open to the public. can you help me understand what i can do. because i have a degree, they cannot offer a education. in a validation of my skills. guest: in this program, it does not matter what your education level is. most of our folks are high school education or less. i know someone with a ph.d

greg williams. and above any laced speech they appeared to target specific body parts of several forty-niners or injury. >>> we decide how many times we can begin free course head. >>> in burgundy mrs. ankle. >>> we decide how many times we can bulrush and we can crush brand davis's ankle. among the damage to humans. the ways and wide receiver pat williams. >>> and receiver. >>> he admits he was surprised when i heard the tapes. >>> i'm glad to a certain degree this amount and now we can completely squats this squash this from the game. deglaze the nfl is not commenting on the tape but today the saints coach john payton and other key members of the organization and presented their appeals to the n.f.l. commissioner. he received a one- year suspension and greg williams was suspended indefinitely. elizabeth cup cbs five. >>> another republican candidate for president is in the bay area this evening. ron paul addressed a young the raucous crowd on the uc-berkeley campus just before the rally he sat down dug sovereign of kcbs radio. is this something you want to turn for your block of delegates to the conventions. >>> exchanges attitude about the war's end was your word of the bailout.

mr. freeman said several hundred milli was "gross understatement." so, the d.o.e., the g.s.a., spending our money, bob, seems like it's a big joke. >> greg: they spent on poultry? >> kimberly: paltry. >> bob: it's not fair to call someone a clown because he's testifying. he's a civil servant, trying to do his best to answer the questions. it's amazing to me that you pick out the d.o.e. contract when the defense spends $5 billion on the ospry and it doesn't work. it doesn't work. it doesn't work. it doesn't fly. it flies up and then it goes. >> eric: i'm telling -- >> bob: the biggest waste of the money is the defense department. we never talk about it. >> greg: i love that bob is admonishing you for calling him a clown. that might be the best thing i've ever seen. >> dana: and the suggest. >> kimberly: that, too. very subtle. >> bob: one shot after another folks, after another. >> greg: i love you. >> bob: sometimes i can't make it out of here. i'm just saying that i think you -- by the way, the d.o.e. investigations, there are thousands and thousands of grants out there. they are investigating 300 of them. >> eric: let's talk about what this is. th

going to hear now from greg smith with colorado public employees retirement and brett martin, ceo of so nar, a social media start-up. mrt's begin with you because you support this legislation which the president is going to sign. lots of friends in the banking community. lots of friends in silicon valley. why is it a good thing? >> well, you know, we're cautiously optimistic. in general we like at any time the government gets out of people's ways and let them help build businesses and build companies. fundamentally we think it's going to do two things. first, it's going to open up whole new fund channels. anyone who raises money knows it's really hard. here at sonar we were lucky enough to have k 2 media and others. this bill is going to make it easier for other entrepreneurs to get supportive investors in their start-up. secondly, and perhaps more profoundly, this will allow normal people to participate in the tech revolution that start-ups like sonar are leading right now. most of the growth in america is coming from high-tech start-ups. why only let rich people participate in that? let's let everyone participate in

mr. constitutional lawyer apparently you don't know so much because you don't realize what you tried to put through, ramrod through with the country here is something that is absolutely illegal. >> greg: didn't he just compete -- >> juan: absolutely legal. how is it illegal? >> greg: four justices weren't on the court -- >> juan: what matters is that you have appeals court, conservative appeals court who affirmed this individual. >> kimberly: look what happened. >> juan: look at the argument. >> kimberly: i don't look at it at all. >> andrea: why can't the president just wait and be presidential? >> juan: why a court that's become so highly politicized should the president say you're sacrificing your credibility -- >> andrea: he is politicizing the court. >> juan: oh, yeah. ignoring the citizens -- >> greg: turn the car around right now. all right? we got to take a break. coming up, is the race for the g.o.p. nomination over? besides the primary wins for romney last night, the field, santorum stays. is romney ready to go up against president obama? a segment so amazing if it were a chimichanga you would say, "hey, that is an amazing chimichanga." don't forget to e-mail us at thefive@

greg: taking shots in a bathroom? >> andrea: or pictures of people in a bathtub. this is jeff neely in the bathtub before the festives at the conference that we are now learning that mring friends of his, come to las vegas. get a room near ours. we'll pay for it anyway. he is a no-show today. up next the real story here, the other congressman was correct, he did take the fifth. fifth of whiskey. >> andrea: more than that. >> greg: the real question is there are two glasses there. who was with him and when? that's what i want to know. that is the real scandal. the person taking the picture? we don't know that. we don't want to jump to conclusions here. that is two glasses of wine we paid for. i want that wine. >> andrea: it's early to -- >> dana: it's early to be drinking. it's like high noon. >> greg: it's never too early to drink. >> dana: i guess not in vegas. >> bob: micah said neely didn't show up, because he shouldn't see him on a joke for congressman micah, stick to your day job. the point here, took the fifth. they flu him across the country at taxpayer expense, knowing he would take the fifth. another committee taking the fifth. micah is making a big deal out

greg, nice to see you. welcome. >> thank you, sue. good to be here. >> the stock took a hit yesterday. and after hours trading it's continued its decline today. is mr. buffett under more pressure now to reveal who his successor is? he says he's picked them and they don't know who they are. but do shareholders need to know who they are, do you think, at this point or not? >> you know, sue, first of all i want to thank you for having me on today. but also i want to say our prayers and thoughts are going out to mr. buffett during this difficult time. >> absolutely. >> i think as a shareholder it's important to know what is the succession planned. and i think this event over the coming days, perhaps months, will put pressure on the board and mr. buffett to reveal or unveil that succession plan. i mean, evidently they already have it in place. just now they need to make it public. give everyone the investors confidence going forward. >> ty and i were talking about this over the break though. you know, a similar situation occurred in terms of the succession plan at ge when jack welsh was under a lot of pressure to reveal who was going to follow him and f

mr. burton: thank you. i want to thank nan and my good friend, greg meeks, for introducing this bill.reg and i were in budapest and we were there at the celebration at the staff ue of raoul wallenberg and it'sing in i'll never forget. it was a good time. very important time. you know, what do you say about somebody like raoul wallenberg or schindler? these people risked their lives to save people who are going to be killed, going to be put in gays chambers never to be heard from again. and six million people died because there weren't more people like raoul wallenberg and schindler. so i just want to say i've heard from my colleagues today the things that i would like to have said and they said it very well. but i just say in closing, thank god there are people who are willing to risk their lives to help their fellow man. they're just aren't enough of them. when i look around the world and see the horrible tragedies that are taking place in africa and elsewhere, it makes you wonder if we're ever going to see people like that again but thank goodness we have people like raoul wallenber

his other client, greg stokes has been notified he will be fired but he has 30 days notice and the right to legal representation. his lawyers says, quoting now mr. stokes is vigorously depending himself from these accusations and will take advantage of administrative processes. in addition fox news has learned exclusively that the polygraph test that the implicated acts have been required to take are broken down into flee components. the first one involves national security, the second polygraph involves integrity and the third criminal behavior. the failure to pass the personal integrity component event may result in a lesser punishment, a reprimand for example, than distroyed passing the criminal behavior. some of the implicated agents involved stems from little more than being awakened by a income on their door by other agents at the hotel as the commotion overpayment to a prostitutione a pros erupted in the hallway. jay carney was asked if he was positive there were no white house employees involved. he supplied, i have not heard otherwise. fox has confirmed that the military has now got an investigator on the ground in cartagena and that s

greg fleming coming on next week. investment revenue, which has been a tough number for everybody, $851 million. the firm they say ranking impos number one and now mrplaying us out. >> this is from i don't pipod. soap did you pay for the -- >> we're going to take a check on bank of america quickly. you can see a bid and the ask looking a bill lit better. the took are is -- now the company has signed a pact to let him by the company for $30 a share. it schaffer holders approve it. coming up, a document sharing web site. we'll talk to the ceo of scribnered in just a bit. >>> up next, can you feel the love? ceo of southwest tellings us if there are good days ahead. that powers sound decisions. duff & phelps financial advisory and investment banking services. between listening to the numbers... ...and listening to your instinct duff & phelps finds the sweet spot that powers sound decisions. duff & phelps financial advisory and investment banking services. >>> jet fuel prices hitting southwest airlines. the chairman and ceo gary kelly noting outstanding revenue production and costs, except for jet fuel. gary, how are you? >> terrific. >> it was better t

greg suhr, and the director of dpw. we also have the president of the police commission, mr. mazzucco. we have tiger mendoza, who sits on the school board. and we have the consul general of the philippines and the consul general of vietnam. we also have share of -- sheriff mirkarimi here, and treasurer cisneros. it is an honor on behalf of the city and county to celebrate such a cultural event as the lunar new year. this concludes tonight's ceremonies. please enjoy the reception that follows in the north light court. thank you to moon star for providing delicious food. thank you to the youth at cyc for the amazing dragon dance. speaking [a foreign-language] thank you all. good night.