mr. belvedere." >> jimmy: i loved "mr. remember "empty nest." >> "family matters" with urkel. >> jimmy: urkel, come on, man. jaleel white? he's the greatest. i wanna talk about your show now. "supermarket superstar." >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm so excited about this. >> i'm really excited about it. >> jimmy: i'm in, 'cause i like "shark tank," i watch that show. and it's kind of like "shark tank," but for food ideas. >> it is. >> jimmy: right? >> exactly. so, if you have a dream, and you have a recipe that you think belongs on supermarket shelves, then this is the show for you. because someone comes on, they pitch their recipe idea to our panel of experts -- >> jimmy: and who's the panel of experts. >> we have debbi fields, who's "mrs. fields." mrs. fields cookies. >> jimmy: the mrs. fields? >> the mrs. fields, and she's amazing. >> jimmy: how cool. i didn't even know there was a mrs. fields, yeah. >> i know? and she's great, i know. >> jimmy: if there's a mrs. butterworth i'm gonna freak out. [ laughter ] there's no way you're r

and mrs. jimmy. when your facing over 2 hundred felonies someone somewhere might be helping i. so say so if our not in writing that way the seniors will know the truth and that applies to the past and present mayor. and, in fact, talking about the mayor's office let's put it on the record that the board of supervisors and mayor's office funneled away a very worthy cause. they'll miss one more game in san francisco and they're in as usual will be suffering the loss of tax money and that's the legacy of san francisco fumble away the 49ers and hope nothing happens durable the america's cup because something tells me the dead man's curse and all i have to say i will not be flying out of san francisco out of san francisco in the foreseeable future because i can't afford to end up - thank you >> thank you. next speaker, please. >> good afternoon. i'm betty tillman a retired san francisco unified school district teacher. i moved into a new building that's located on golden gate and a franklin. i moved in that believe in march. i have been harassed and tortured and a sod missed i have

from this but they had a lot to lose as well if it gets leaked to the public i mean i guess for mr jimmy about could it be it iran and not secret which can be bringing israel and take a together here. here's what i think i don't think that is the case but it might be a possible that assad government the syrian side might be looking to snooze or try to get this but we're going to or feel now don't want to stop him or piranhas continuing support for the opposition so if you look at who will benefit from this news leaking i think our own government will be losing is really a lot was anything but under a little different to lose a lot and the only group that would benefit from this if you discover is there some government because already turkish probably measure to after the things that we have enough problems so far are we deterred a shop and it's finally coming to an end and we do not want another conflict plus it has a huge monitor told that if you problem it's right the borderline turkey has one hundred kilometer long border with syria and already dara fifty two deaths and a bomb being s

jimmy: yeah, yeah. leonard juxtone. and your teacher, tommy llama. >> that was his name! that was his name! mr. llama! [ audience clapping along ] [ chanting ] tommy llama! [ audience clapping along ] >> jimmy: well, that's all the time we have here on "name that guy." guys, come back over here, you guys. ♪ this is charlie day. you have all finished tied for last place with zero points. so you all miss out on the grand prize of $15,000. but we do have consolation prizes. what will they be taking home? ♪ >> steve: well, jimmy, they'll each be getting a t-shirt emblazoned with the name of the guy they failed to correctly identify. wear his name in style. jimmy? >> jimmy: oh, there you go. beautiful. very, very good. thank you very much for bringing those shirts. how you doing, buddy? everything good? >> i brought my penguin to work today. but i just found out bring your penguin to work day is tomorrow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, very good. >> hey, what are your thoughts on greek yogurt? because i think it's delicious. >> jimmy: hey, we had a great time here. enjoy those prizes. thank

jimmy: welcome back. we are here with one of the all-time greats. mr. dan aykroyd, everybody! about, say, 1.5 ounces of the vodka. >> jimmy: oh. >> this vodka, of course, has no glycol, no sugar and no citrus oil. it's completely free of additives. and that's why it's winning awards everywhere. people like the nice clean taste of it. and then you take a pernod ricard product. great company, by the way. and you add a little of their soho liqueur. about, say, a half ounce of that. and -- >> jimmy: that smells good. what is that? >> it's, like, a lychee. soho lychee. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. ♪ >> and then a little pineapple juice like that. a little splash of perrier. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> that's there. that's right. and we shake like this. we shake the award-winning, triple gold award-winning, crystal head vodka. yeah, baby. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. all right. pour this guy out. what is the name of this beverage? >> this is a summer beverage. we have -- we finish it off with a little color by dropping a couple of cherries in there. and this is called -- a punch in the

mr. president >> jimmy: wow, what a weird thing for him to say, i think he is taking advantage of those airrce one mimosas. and there is another scandal brewing in the irs, an internal watch group claimed the irs workers used credit cards to buy seemingly inappropriate things. one irs worker bought diet pills, romance novels and steaks to the irs. i don't know who that person is, but sounds like they may have a sadder life than bruce jenner, even. parts of the agency were also used to pay for kazoos, stuffed animals, and nerf balls is the irs running an underground chucky cheese we don't know about it? two of the irs cards were used to purchase -- if only two of the company employees used the credit card to buy porn, i consider that a win? i saw a commercial today, made in china, i feel compelled to share it with you. it is an d for a product called energy noodles. as far as i can tell, they give you a lot of energy. [ speaking in a foreign language ] >> jimmy: no wonder productivity is so high. >> jimmy: remember, if your mega bonus lasts more than four hours, please consult a physician. >

. >> jimmy: hello, why are you here, mr. franklin? >> i'm here to talk about the guy from chick-fil-a. >> jimmy: dan kathy? >> yes, dan kathy. look. all our talk about how our country was founded, i was there when this country was founded. i spent the better part of the times having three-ways in paris. and i'm not going to lie, there were some dudes in the mix. >> jimmy: there were? >> yes, well, that is how it happens. it was the '60s, there was a lot of opium going on. >> jimmy: so you're okay with same-sex marriage? >> yes, of course, this country was founded on freedom and equality, unless you were black, of course. that was our bad. >> jimmy: right, right. >> anyway, love is love, and do what you want in bed, do everything in bed, because yolo, right? well, i have to go and be dead again. jimmy, i'll see you in eight years and three days. >> jimmy: well, what do you mean about that, eight years and three days? >> whoops. never mind, okay, franklin out. >> jimmy: wow, a vision from benjamin franklin. that was amazing. [ cheers and

. >> jimmy: i would think that would be the problem. oh, look who is in charge. >> oh, mr. jimmy: that doesn't go around here. >> yeah. i probably have been telling people what to do the whole time so they didn't even notice. >> jimmy: you're naturally bossy. so it wasn't that much of a stretch. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how long have you been -- where do you shoot that show? >> sunset galleries -- not far from here. >> jimmy: the whole time, you're here. >> yeah, we fake miami, we go to long beach a lot -- i mean, sorry -- i mean, not to long beach. yeah, and we've been there for eight seasons. and i was on "six feet under" for five years. before that. >> jimmy: on that lot? >> yeah, same lot. so i had gone 13 years at sunset gallery. they did a documentary about sunset gallery. maybe it was an in-house thing, i'm not sure. but i was told i share the record for the most hours logged there with rita hayworth. >> jimmy: oh, wow. that's a pretty big deal. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: i worked at that lot once. i did a game show there for four years and every single day the security

mr. president. >> thank you. >> jimmy: wow, what a weird thing for him to say, i think he is taking advantage of thoseir force one mimosas. elsewhere in washington there's another scandal brewing within the irs. an internal watchdog group claims some irs workers used agency credit cards to buy a wide variety of seemingly inappropriate things. one irs floyee reportedly charged more than $2500 worth of diet pills, romance novels and steaks to the irs. i don't know who that person is, but sounds like they might have a sadder life than bruce jenner even. also used to pay for kazoos, and nerf footballs. is the irs running an underground chucky cheese we don't know about it? two of the irs cards were used to purchase pornography, which i don't know. the irs is a huge organization. if only two of their employees used the company credit card to buy porn, i consider that a win. i saw a commercial today i feel compelled to share with you. it was made in china, like everything. it's an ad for a product called energy noodles. as far as i can tell these are noodles that give you a lot of energy. >> [ speaking fore

jimmy: oh, you did? >> he would narrate them and then he would be like, "i was driving the bus with my khakis when i stopped." and i'd be like, "harder, mr." >> jimmy: now, that's the movie we want opening next week. [ laughter ] we're going to take a break. mary-louise parker is with us. the movie is "r.i.p.d." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ sally ] my antidepressant worked hard to help with my depression. but sometimes, i still struggled to get going, even get through the day. so i was honest with my doctor. i told her i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. she said that for some people, an antidepressant alone only helps so much and suggested we add abilify (aripiprazole). she said that by taking both, some people had symptom improvement as early as 1 to 2 weeks. i wish i'd talked to my doctor sooner. [ female announcer ] abilify is not for everyone. call your doctor if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in behavior, or thoughts of suicide. antidepressants can increase these in children, teens and young adults. elderly dementia patients taking abilify have an increased risk of death or stroke. call yo

jimmy: oh, you did? >> he would narrate them and then he would be like, "i was driving the bus with my khakis when i stopped." and i'd be like, "harder, mrimmy: now, that's the movie we want opening next week. [ laughter ] we're going to take a break. mary-louise parker is with us. the movie is "r.i.p.d." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ke dirt. ♪ i'm not big enough or strong enough for this. there should be some way to make it easier. [ doorbell rings ] [ morty ] here's a box, babe. open it up. oh my goodness! what is a wetjet? some kind of a mopping device. there's a lot of dirt on here. morty, look at how easy it is. it's almost like dancing. [ both humming ] this is called the swiffer dance. a trillion billion zillion! that's pretty big. how bout you? 10. ok...how bout you? infinity! can you top that? infinity and one! actually, we are looking for infinity plus infinity. sorry. what about infinity times infinity?! oh! [ imitates explosion ] [ male announcer ] it's not complicated. bigger is better. and at&t has the nation's largest 4g network. ♪ ♪ [ gasps ] a little more to the left. we're trying our best, sir. maybe the

. >> jimmy: all right. up next is mr. met, the mets mascot.what he said. pro, you get to choke up on the bat and wax some long balls. [ laughter ] con, that's what she said. there you go. i figured he would say that. he's a funny guy, that mr. met. [ applause ] >> steve: love that guy. >> jimmy: and finally, this last one's from pittsburgh pirates outfielder andrew mccutchen. pro, joining your fellow all-stars for a pre-game workout. con? >> joining your fellow all-stars for a pregame quirk out. >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ aw, yo, yo, yo. all right. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the "pros and cons." thank you to all the players -- [ cheers and applause ] love the all-star game. i love baseball. actually, i have a pretty funny story i want to tell you guys. i was actually -- this weekend, i was playing video games. >> ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha, video games, that's great, man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> come on. video games, "late night with jimmy fallon." i get it man, that's hilarious. i love your show, but i see where you're going with t

jimmy: congratulations. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> there she is. that's her and me right there. and she is -- [ audience aws ] as of saturday night, she is officially mrsp. [ laughter ] i said, "what do you love about him?" "his fingers." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. oh, yeah. interesting, interesting. >> you know, so -- it's just crazy, crazy. >> jimmy: i'm happy you're right next door. you're at radio city. >> radio city music hall. "america's got talent" comes to you live starting tomorrow night and -- where you guys can get involved, and you can vote on the acts. and it's huge. >> jimmy: it's going to be the biggest event. >> remember, new judges, new beauties, heidi klum and mel b and new great talent. i love the talent this year. >> jimmy: yeah, this is the year -- who do you think is going to take it this year? >> oh, i don't know who's going to take it. it's never the person i want. but i'll tell you who my favorite is. >> jimmy: who? >> my favorite -- no, because you guys vote, and i can't control you. but i love -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can try. >> i love this guy, kenichi. i love that -- he's the asian dancer. did you see the -- y

jimmy's in trouble, lois. oh, mr. meyer, this is my friend jerry-- jerry seinfeld. duncan meyer. yeah. we went to high school together, didn't we, jerry? yeah. gee, i hope you're not leaving now. we still have a lot of work left. would you be able to come downtown in rush hour and pick me up? i'd have to be superman to do that, lois. lets you choose two of five seasonal favorites

. >> jimmy: i would think that would be the problem. look who is in charge. oh, mr. t doesn't go around here -- >> i probably have been telling people what to do the whole time so they didn't even notice. >> jimmy: you're naturally bossy. >> yeah, it wasn't that much of a stretch. >> jimmy: where do you shoot that? >> sunset galleries -- >> jimmy: the whole time, you're here. >> yeah, we fake miami, we go to long beach a lot -- i mean, not to long beach. and we have been there for eight seasons. and i was on "six feet under" for five years. same lot. so i -- had gone 13 years at sunset gallery. they did a documentary about sunset gallery, maybe it was an in-house thing, i'm not sure. but i was told i share the record for the most hours logged there with rita hayworth. >> jimmy: oh, that is a pretty big deal. i worked at that lot once, i did a game show for four years, and every single day the security guard asked me who i was. >> did you give them a different answer every day? >> jimmy: no, i had to tell him each time. and finally i learned his name. and i said i saw

mrs. obama dances with jimmy fallon and goes on the view or cracks jokes with david letterman. >> i would argue that's because the american people no longer read newspapers. i would say that's because the vast majority of american people get their information about the president and the white house from nonauthoritative sources. they're not all garden. they're not all fashion. they're not all arm muscle and they're not all child bearing. i do think, i think michelle obama is an exception. i think if you go back and you look at the, the juggling act, i mean that in a way not condescending. i mean a way of juggling the war in iraq and don't ask and don't tell. you cannot tell me laura bush got softball questions. you cannot tell me that hillary clinton got softball questions. you cannot tell me that barbara bush got softball questions. what barbara bush did she had two books about her dog and said i'm not nancy reagan. you're telling that barbara bush didn't answer questions about iran contra. what are you smoking? >> i will disagree. nine out of 10 questions were softballs. those were exce

jimmy, juice it! >> mccain, the maverick. menendez, the maybe mexican one. graham, the he is duck tres. rubbio, mr. thirsty.umer, big daddy shum. >> blake, the one you just heard of. and the rest. gang of eight. >> now the boys over her here-- think-- that's going to be a series on its nostalgia channel. the boys over here think they can get conservatives like me to swallow their amnesty earning landa by including so-called security measures otherwise known as a border surge. now don't get me wrong, i like the idea of a surge, it worked in iraq. you hardly see any mexican sneaking into baghdad. but it's not nearly enough, folks. this plan would merely double the border patrol with one agent every thousand feet. no sir! we need them every three feet that way they can link arms and call out red rover red rover don't let francis cocome over. no immigrant should get citizenship in this country until we know the border is sealed. and i'm not just talking about the mexican border, folks, i'm talking about any border and that includes somebody coloring outside the lines on a denny's place mat. sorry jose but you c

jimmy fallon is a new dad. he had a daughter. penelope cruz has a new baby. there's a lot of stuff going on. i feel this is good fodder for our friend, mr. you saw the monologue jimmy did the day after his baby was born, it was so sweet. he talked about -- he looked like the proud dad. he released a photo of the mom. i think going into his new role next year, he's going to have a lot to talk ability. >> good to have you on. thanks so much. >> thank you. >>> up ahead, secrets of the stars. we'll show you how to recreate the same look as some of your favorite celebs. first, these messages. the secret is out. hydration is in. [ female announcer ] only aveeno daily moisturizing lotion has an active naturals oat formula that creates a moisture reserve so skin can replenish itself. aveeno® naturally beautiful results. [ hero mom ] oh, yeah. we're gettin' cereal. 'cause over 40 general mills cereals are 130 calories or less per serving. just look for the g. boom! that's how nutrition is done, people. just look for the g. pure chocolate goodness that brings people together. when the chocolate is hershey's life is delicious. >>> have you ever wond

mr. obama revealed that broccoli was his favorite food. really? [ light laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy. his favorite food's broccoli. [ applause ] president obama told a group of kids that his broccoli is his favorite food. then he was like, "is michelle gone? [ light laughter ] cool, it's actually skittles." [ laughter ] [ applause ] no -- it's broccoli. broccoli is obama's favorite food. it got even weirder when biden said "and for me, it's crayons." [ laughter ] i read about a children's library in arkansas that was just renamed in honor of hillary clinton. and they actually renamed a lot of their children's books in honor of her, too. take a look at this. first book is called "cloudy with a chance of pant suits," -- [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] here's the next one. "green eggs and hamas: my time as secretary of state." [ audience ohs ] [ scattered applause ] good read. here's the last one here, this is called "are you there, bill? it's me, hillary. bill, i know you're there. pick up." [ laughter and applause ] interesting book. quick read. good book for the kids. [ applause

members of chambers of congress but for former president jimmy carter, quote, america has no functioning democracy. the comments appeared in germany's and mr weighed in on the nsa leak case saying the disclosures by edward snowden did not harm national security and were likely to be useful because they informed the public. >>> and finally, when you order a happy meal for your child at a fast food restaurant these days, you look for a jungle book or despicable me toy. definitely not this. a michigan family, who bought a burger king kids meal found a pipe stuffed with marijuana. the 23-year-old employee admitted the pipe was his and he had hit it in the box while he worked not intending to give it out. he and two others were arrested. they are now off to a place where happy meals are hard to come by. >>> city leaders in san diego say their mayor is so dangerous, women cannot be alone with him. tonight's update on the man becoming known as the least wanted. >> i must and will change my behavior. >> mayor bob fill n asked to resign. congressman filner groped her during a photo-op. and six women told her filner physically and harassed them but

mr. uhhh...pppffftttt... ooof!! give me a redd's apple ale. [ male announcer ] redd's apple ale. crisp like an apple, brewed like an ale. >> jimmyext guest comes from a show business family but his is completely mullet-free. his new movie, with sandra bullock and melissa mccarthy, is called "the heat." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome marlon wayans. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that, you look very snazzy. >> thank you, it is sean's. >> actually, it was damon, and sean inherited from him. >> jimmy: how is sean, have you broken up with him? what is going on? >> no, we're still together, we just came from dubai, we'll be in las vegas, i know you guys are going to be there, so be there july 27th. >> jimmy: is it an all-desert tour you're doing? >> well, dubai is like las vegas, but everybody is not half naked, they're clothed. all the girls is all clothed up. it is kind of sexy, it makes you appreciate it. boobies, we appreciate it. but when you just look at this, you get an appreciation. i saw myself sitting there, did you

it was also education on how the and reminiscent of that famous jimmy stewart film from the 1930's, mrith goes to washington. yesterday's someone brought rand paul a thermos of water and an apple. he had a big briefing books prepared. he read from op-eds. heat up an effective way to highlight this issue. he believes it is a legitimate concern. host: hit the election of bill clinton and his presidency also change the view of how people look at the democratic party? guest: potentially. the dividend -- the democrats have always had this issue with foreign policy. especially with the killing of bin laden. qaedaealt a blow to al and help the democratic party bonafides on foreign policy. they adopted a foreign policy that the republican realists of the first bush administration might have much to complement. realisticed this restrained role for american foreign policy. it is helping the democrats secure their legacy on that. host: our topic is our policy. our guest is stuart reid. independent line, good morning. would you have a political affiliation? would you claim a party? as a: i wrote t

mr. liberace, kevin bacon's here." he goes, "oh, hello, keith. so nice to meet you." he had no idea who i was. >> jimmy >> yeah. i was bummed. >> jimmy: although, maybe that probably was for the best. your life could have turned out very differently. you could have been tweeting photos of liberace from the emergency room. >> that's true. that's true. >> jimmy: kevin bacon is here. we'll be right back. why no other mouthwash nouncer ] r feels like listerine®? because no other mouthwash works like listerine®. in your mouth, bacteria forms in layers. listerine® penetrates these layers deeper than other mouthwashes, killing bacteria all the way down to the bottom layer. so for a cleaner, healthier mouth, go with the mouthwash dentists recommend more than all others combined. #1 dentist recommended listerine®... power to your mouth™. land of the free and home of the mouth-watering ball park lifrank...... made with 100% angus beef... and just a dash of democracy. ball park franks. so american you can taste it. [ male announcer ] we all deserve a good night's sleep. thankfully, there's zzzquil. it's not for c

>> jimmy: dude, you know i got to party down with the batali's. >> hold on, right here. let's make sure mrake care of the band. >> jimmy: got to take care of the band as well, yeah. [ talking over each other ] questlove -- he's in the restaurant bis, now. all right, ready? i'm gonna try it right now. >> these guys have no plates over there. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. here we go. ready? >> hold on, hold on. go, go, go. what do you think? how is it? good. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> are they sloppy, sloppy? >> jimmy: the best! >> are they too spicy? >> jimmy: huh-uh. >> do they need some beverages? >> jimmy: this is so good -- right here. i love these dudes, right here. [ cheers and applause ] mario, benno, leo batali. "the batali brothers cookbook" right here. it's in stores right now. by the way, "the chew" airs weekdays on abc. so you can see more of mario. we love you guys. we'll be right back -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ roars ] ♪ ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ roars ] ♪ [ male announcer ] universal studios summer of survival. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to governor chris christie,

mr. cardenas for five minutes for an opening statement. >> jimmy brooks, ranking member payne, and membersof the subcommittee, thank you for the opportunity to appear before you today. my name is jorge carden is combined vice president of asset management and centralized services for public service, electric and gas company, which is new jersey's largest utility. best known as pseg. territory includes all of new jersey major urban is to preserve some to point to make electric customers and 1.8 million gas customers. this really is, come together to give about 70% of the population of new jersey. superstorm sandy hit new jersey hard. it took a 48,000 trees which impacted our distribution system. it destroyed 2400 utility poles t,many of them were snapped like to fix. drove water into 29th of our switching and substations. and damaged our gas lines in meters. over or thousand of our gas customers were impacted and almost 2 million of our electric customers lost power. restoration efforts were impeded by a northeastern that hit a weekly. the impacts of the to structure a complexity work to re

mr. pacino, i am so sorry. that is the worst thing that could have happened. i promise that will never happen again." and he said, "don't be silly. i loved it." >> jimmyy was like, you know, i think he's kind of into that. now i'm realizing this is like my signature thing. this is what i do. >> jimmy: post-nasal drip. >> that's what i bring to the table. i'm really good at it. i'm going to add it to my resume and, you know -- >> jimmy: you have to go with your strengths. i've always said that. >> some actresses are really good at crying on command. like okay. which eye in how many tears? i can snot on command. i will do it to anybody. >> jimmy: specialty. >> i'll get you in the right position, i'll do it to you if you want. >> jimmy: next show. next time you're here. your his jerry o'connell, is he now in charge of the children now that you are up in vancouver -- >> jerry and i, we tag-team with work. so whenever i'm working, he stays with the kids. >> jimmy: that seems like a terrible idea to me. just knowing jerry, it seems like you'd be better off dropping the kids at a frat house. [ laughter ] and saying kids, good luck. >> you know, actually, it'

mr. pacino, i am so sorry. that is the worst thing that could have happened. i promise that will never happen again." and he said, "don't be silly. i loved it." >> jimmy he's kind of into that. now i'm realizing this is like my signature thing. this is what i do. >> jimmy: post-nasal drip. >> that's what i bring to the table. i'm really good at it. i'm going to add it to my resume and, you know -- >> jimmy: you have to go with your strengths. i've always said that. >> some actresses are really good at crying on command. like okay. which eye in how many tears? i can snot on command. i will do it to anybody. >> jimmy: specialty. >> i'll get you in the right position, i'll do it to you if you want. >> jimmy: next show. next time you're here. well's, it's great if you have not seen it. ñ@ñ Ñ,ÑeñíÑit mat>> jimmy: we're back. steve martorano will be with us. our next guest is a former -- you tell me the correct way to pronounce. >> mozzarella. like an italian song. >> jimmy: exactly, is this something you make every night at the restaurant explosive. >> exactly, i buy it every night, it was not as good as i thought it could be. every time i wanted to make i

mr. bryan cranston, i know it's going to be a huge success. >> hey, i'm flattered that i'm even involved in a small part. >> you're flattered? i'm co-starring in a movie with bryan cranston. >> yeah. >> jimmyriend. he's a great actor. obviously "breaking bad" so successful -- >> jimmy: i watched the whole video. i didn't realize that he was co-starring. >> he will definitely be a part of this project, jimmy. >> jimmy: is he co-starring? >> he's in this project. >> jimmy: do we have the rest of the -- >> he's definitely a big part. we don't need to see the rest of the thing. why bore the people with the details? >> i would rather play the gay pimp in "deuce bigelow: pakistani gigolo." if i had to give my agents a choice of doing an adam carolla film or doing a snuff film, they would have to discuss it. if they were remaking "deliverance," i could sign on to the ned beatty part before i would do this role. i would take it in the [ bleep ] before i would do this. oh, come on. you've got to see the absurdity in what you asked me, right? >> no, i thought -- it was a long shot. and then you said i would love to be a part. >> oh, my god, that is funny. you've got to write that into your movie. >>

jimmy carter's aides say he has no immediate plans to go to north korea, but that language could be a bit calculated right now. mrpear in north korea on his own missions with little notification. and the case of this american being held might just prompt him to make that trip. he says he faces eight hours a day of farm labor. in a rekrcent interview, kennet bay, an american citizen being held in a north korean labor camp, choked up when he talked about missing his father's 70th birthday. >> translator: my hope still is that north korea will forgive and the u.s. will try harder to get me out speedily. i'm asking for their help. i am an only son. my father. i really hope to go congratulate him on his birthday. >> reporter: i spoke to bae's sister terry chung who says she's received letters from him in recent days. what did he say about his condition and where he's being held? >> he didn't say where he's being held, but he's concerned, and of course ours as well is that his health is deteriorating. he has some health problems, including diabetes, an enlarged heart. >> reporter: kenneth bae was sentenced recently to

mr. speaker, i rise today to reiterate my strong believe in basic -- one of the basic objectives of u.s. foreign policy is to build a world free of nuclear weapons. i applauded president jimmy carter at his inauguration in 1977 on a cold january day. i saluted president reagan when he made his visit to iceland and the commitment that all of our presidents have made, including president obama, on this. one of the pillars of our foreign policy must be to end the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. in fact, to get rid of them. our actions must be clear and our commitment must be unwavering. it must be to continue this policy of the united states, to prevent any country from developing a nuclear weapons capability. that's why i offer my support for this bill today, the nuclear iran prevention act. this legislation recognizes that an iran with a nuclear weapon would be an urgent threat to regional security and to global security and therefore to the security of the united states of america. this measure builds on progress made in 2010 when we enacted the comprehensive iran sanctions accountibility investment act. that law imposed sanctions to companies that sell iran t