oh, no, mrs. matsen-- mrs. matsen: i told you he wasn't gay. wait, what?i was tempted to leave klaus for you last fall. the only thing holding me back was the robin of it all. i know, and you were right, but... but that's all over now. she moved out-- i mean, we're still friends, but that's over. all these years, i never stopped thinking about you, ted. i've got a car outside if you're ready to drive off into the sunset together. but if you don't feel the same way, if you've closed the door on us, just say the word... and i'll go. barney, tell them the trick. the only person i could possibly reveal the trick to is another magician. well, i'm a magician. prove it. whoo-hoo! (gasps) narrator: that's barney's version. quinn said it was a simple card trick. who's to say which version was true? quinn's. quinn's version was true. okay. i'll tell you. oh, that's really cool. so what's the trick? i can't say. magician's code. (gasps): ta-da... da-da-da-da-da-da. (cell phone ringing) hello. why did you make me call victoria? she's here in a wedding dress. i'm the v