mrs. templeton's fourth grade english class. unlike bill's plan, mine doesn't need 25,000 mercenaires-- just 10. because they're all mutant double ninja supersoldiers with laser nunchuks. ( cheers and applause ) that's right. that's right, isis doesn't stand a chance against "stevie's super soldier squad." there's brick, snake, tank, snake m., snake r. a lot of them are named snake so only snake doesn't have to use the last initial because he signed up first. these guys are all primed for the kill because they were frozen in cryostasis right after they saw their dog killed. which means when they thaw out they're like "nooooo!" karate chop! karate chop! pew pew pew! backflip! land on a skateboard! punch a dinosaur! and this part is important-- they get to stay up as late as they want, and the only person they answer to is the contessa. she's firm but fair. and that black leather jumpsuit is just barely keeping it all in there for mrs. templeton-- i mean the contessa! so listen up, bill. because as long as we're pretending there's

mrs. templeton-- i mean the contessa! ( laughter ) so listen up, bill.ause as long as we're pretending there's a way to fight a war that doesn't involve sacrifice and that the american people and politicians don't have to feel any responsibility for, we should think bigger. like maybe my invisible bomb that blows up only bad guys. bill, you wouldn't believe how many military people are calling me and saying that's just as good as your idea. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ who's going to do it? who's going to make it happen? discover a new energy source. turn ocean waves into power. design cars that capture their emissions. build bridges that fix themselves. get more clean water to everyone. who's going to take the leap? who's going to write the code? who's going to do it? engineers. that's who. that's what i want to do. be an engineer. ♪ [ male announcer ] join the scientists and engineers of exxonmobil in inspiring america's future engineers. energy lives here. a lifeline for so many people. it is more than a community. it is a family. th

mrs. templeton-- i mean the contessa! ( laughter ) so listen up, bill.ause as long as we're pretending there's a way to fight a war that doesn't involve sacrifice and that the american people and politicians don't have to feel any responsibility for, we should think bigger. like maybe my invisible bomb that blows up only bad guys. bill, you wouldn't believe how many military people are calling me and saying that's just as good as your idea. we'll be right back. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, thanks so much. ( cheers and applause ). folks, it's nearly impossible to contemplate the true horrors of war. so instead, let's look on the lighter side of arial bombardment in tonight's smile file of death. tonight, the story slapping a grin on my skull is about our aeb allies in the war on terror. you are all brave men, with one exception. >> we learned today one of the pilots in the operation against isis is a woman from the united arab emirates. major mariam al-mansouri flies an f-16. >> she is the first female fighter pilot in the