mrs. vladchik. pull over! - okay, girls...pa. - no, billy, you're gonna stay here and watch more macgyver. we're gotta get all the frenchy fu fag nasties outta ya. [doorbell rings] who the hell would be ringing the doorbell this time of night? - i don't know. whoa! - we are very sorry to disturb you. my granddaughters are cold and tired. is there any possibility we could pay you for a place to sleep? - you're from cirque du cheville. - yes, we missed our train. if we could shelter here, it would only be for one night. - well... - well, of course you can. come in out of the snow. - oh, thank you so much! - there's some spare bedrooms upstairs, mrs... - vladchik. - that grandma's not a bad piece of ass. - ew, dad, not in front of stanley. - well, it's good for him. - [humming] - hello, and welcome to singing like bocelli for dummies. lesson one: [operatic singing] - [mimics singing] - lesson two: [singing] - [mimics singing] - good. and now we'll do the entire piece conte partiro. - conte partiro? [majestic music] ♪ ♪ [mumbled s