ms. kardashian?" [ laughter ] [ applause ] do they still do? a lot of important time and resources are wasted answering these calls. federal officials are proposing so from now on the new number for emergency is 328-222-837-35-0, then 911, sad face emoji, scared face emoeji, okay? so write that down, and you'll be done. [ cheers and applause ] only one number that butt should be dialing and that's 1-900-mix i've a-lot. you know this is the time of year when nobel prizes are handed out to geniuses. it's like the super bowl for things that actually matter. and the known'll prize in physics was given out today. there were a number of very deserving candidates this year but unfortunately only one prize is awarded and the nominees for the nobel prize in physics of the portable launch pad. >> nine, aito. [ applause ] >> jimmy: shuji oshiro. achievements in sudden deceleration. ernst muller and hance schroeder, work in application [ applause ] arthur crowden, experiments in alcohol-fueled collision. [ applause ] trailer. robert graham, breakthrough in