i love msb msnbc. even the call letters are long-winded. rachel maddow, locked up abroad. msnbc shows so many prison documentaries that there may catch scholz get a prison tattoo. fox news is here. foxnews news has been losing a lot of viewers lately, and may they rest in peace. [applause] that channel is all hot blonde ladies and old dues. every seen on fox news looks like a scene from weekend at bernie's. you've got to give it up for cnn. it is comforting to know whenever a big story breaks, i can watch cnn and watch anthony bh anthony boyd day and even cricket. buzz feed is here. i can show you a list of 17 reasons why they shouldn't be. don't forget, usa today is here. of course, they are only here because they are slipped under the hotel door. that is usa today unless today is saturday or sunday. [applause] npr is here. [applause] they are right up front. npr had a lot of success finally answering the question, what would it be like if somebody whispered the story of dateline. sir, season, pick someone who definitely did it like amanda knox. dna on the knife, you guys