the winner for 2012, a chinese crested dog named muggily. that is muggily.'t know if he's ugly or suicidal about his costume situation. the chinese crested dogs always win. they are to ugly dog contests what kenyans are to marathons. [ laughter ] you know, it's funny. in that picture, muggily is very ugly, but his facebook picture is a lot more flattering. never trust the facebook photos. the romney and obama campaigns are busy raising money. the president has an interesting new fund-raising idea. it's called the obama event register. if you're a supporter, you tell your loved ones instead of giving you a gift for your birthday, wedding, anniversary, whatever, you'd like them to donate money to the obama campaign. which is a great way for cheap people to lie to you about getting you a present. on the website it says, quote, a campaign donation goes a lot further than a gravy bowl. [ laughter ] not if you like gravy, it doesn't? without a gravy bowl, where else am i going to keep my -- gravy? [ applause ] but the campaign really wants this idea to take off an