tonight -- nick offerman and megan mullally, gilbert gottfried, music from kip moore, featuring the 8gand. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? are we well? [ cheers ] everyone doing well? this is interesting. former microsoft ceo steve ballmer has offered $2 billion to purchase the l.a. clippers from donald sterling. and then, today, every other owner in the nba started making racist remarks. [ laughter ] because why not? at that point, why not? that's right. the clippers are going to be bought by the former ceo of microsoft. apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while windows is installing critical updates. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] critical. i cannot stress, these are critical. justin bieber -- our friend, justin bieber is in trouble. he's in trouble again. unseen footage from bieber's documentary "never say never" has surfaced where he tells racist jokes to a group of friends. i know, it's shocking. justin bieber

records say mullally met with sear's ceo eddie lampert. he said this about his future plans. >> i have absolutely two global eicon icons. got a great traem. the strategy is going to stay in place, the management system, the culture. when i graduate on july 1st, i'm going to really think about where i'm going to serve next. >> he didn't say no. in mullally ends up at sears would he be able to save the struggling retailer. i don't know. >> he certainly has a great reputation in turning things around. the problem with sears and retail in general, you have a lot of great operators in this field that haven't been able to do anything. perhaps if they spin off some of the real estate, maybe there's some of the parts trading here, but i think it would be a tough road to sled. >> it just seems a little -- this is a guy that has a manufacturing background and this is a major retail conundrum to go through. >> final trade time. let's go around the horn. tim seymour. >> yeah, my final trade -- >> you forgot. there it is. total. >> energy has been the

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remember when there were questions about where was alan mullally, and jeff sonnen feld chimed in, i chimedsay, gee, imagine a guy like that as a place like that. it would be one heck of a accomplishment to get it all together. i do think leadership makes a difference. i don't fly delta. you talk to people who fly delta. they talk about seeing something better. there's no airline that's perfect, but -- >> if you're experiencing all of this and complaining and you're up in first class, imagine the poor people in the back with the whole pile of kids screaming as well. by the way, herb, stick around. >> by the way, i just booked a flight to houston. >> how much was it? >> i booked it on delta. that's hard to do from new york to houston and not go utighted. >> how much was it? >> it doesn't matter the cost. the point is i'm going for the wifi. >> taking herb's advice. one person is listening to you, herb. >>> we have all seen it, right? people lugging giant bags onto the plane, and the flight attendants just too nice or too busy, whatever, to strictly enforce the rules. this is from the san fra