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. >> jimmy: still to come, music from muna. that our next guest is a real football player, not a second-rate actor pretending to be one. last night in houston, he scored 8 points in the 4th quarter, including a last-minute, game-tying two-point conversion to take his team into overtime. >> brady. end zone, touchdown! amendola for two! toss to white. he's in! patriots win the super bowl! >> jimmy: from the super bowl champion new england patriots, please welcome danny amendola. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: first of all, thanks for being out here, quite a journey for you. have you slept at all? were you up all night? >> i was up late with snoop dogg? for real? did they drug test you? >> no, we're good, we're good. >> jimmy: where was snoop dogg? >> he was just chilling. >> was he at the party afterwards? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, he's always chilling. [ laughter ] he was running errands? so snoop dogg, who else was at that party besides the team? >> lil wayne. >> jimmy: lil wayne, wow. >> good group of guys. [ laughter ] >>

and music from muna. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow. how about that. if you watch that football game last night? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. is anyone else having strangely erotic feelings about mr. clean? just me? okay. as you probably know, the new englan

and music from muna. and now, here we go, here's jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow. how about that. did you watch that of course game last night? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. is anyone else having strangely erotic feelings about mr. clean? just me? okay. as you probably know, the new england patriots made what turn

and music from muna. and now, here we go, here's jimmy kimmel!plause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. wow. how about that. did you watch that of course game last night? [ cheers and applause ] yeah. is anyone else having strangely erotic feelings about mr. clean? just me? okay. as you probably know, the new england patriots made what turned out to be the biggest

will arnett, kerry washington, gabrielle union, sean hayes, and zach galifianakis, plus music from munahow do you like that? please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a two-time academy award-nominee and the best friend a hobbit could ever have. you can see his latest oscar-nominated performance in the critically-acclaimed "captain fantastic," available on blu-ray, dvd, and on demand. please welcome viggo mortensen! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. very nice reception, thank you very much. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, did i tell you you were going to get an oscar nomination for this movie? >> did you? >> jimmy: i don't think i did. [ laughter ] but somewhere -- >> i felt you were thinking it. >> jimmy: i sensed it and i forgot to mention it to you, but i was right. >> you were right. i'm very happy and you're hosting. >> jimmy: i am hosting. >> is it the first time? >> jimmy: this is the last time. [ cheers and applause ] >> are you nervous? >> jimmy: a little bit, yeah. >> yeah? >> jimmy: i want to do a good job, a lot

. >> person muna pudda -- again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: buttermilk biscuits. >> peppermint p -- [ laughterrmilk. >> papa. >> jimmy: buttermilk. [ laughter ] >> poppin'! burpin'! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: buttermilk biscuits. >> something position. peppers in position. [ laughter ] peppers in -- no. >> jimmy: buttermilk biscuits. >> oh. let's have a hamburger together. [ laughter ] let's eat -- [ laughter ] close. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i was close, yeah. >> jimmy: buttermilk biscuits. i'm not going -- we're not going to get it. >> peppermint position. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah -- >> peppermint. >> jimmy: buttermilk biscuits. >> ah! >> jimmy: sorry. that was a hard one. [ laughter ] that was a hard one. you're very close. let's have a hamburger together. judges, does it count? [ buzzer ] nah, very close though. very close. [ light laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: let's have a a hamburger together. that's the best. [ light laughter ] all right, here we go. >> all right. you have -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> no chance. are you ready? >> jimmy: ready. >> m. night shyamalan. m. night shyamalan.