all right, is that tosh.0 or murphy brown? audience: murphy brown! - murphy brown. - i thought it was gonna be murphy brown too. it's not, it's tosh.0. all right, last one. if you listen closely you should be able to get this one. it's pretty easy. was it tosh.0 or m*a s*h? audience: m*a s*h! - come on, it's tosh.0! they mention my name in the note. well, i think we can all agree my censors are doing a great fucking job. so good night and congratulations to the audience member of the week. [applause] from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause) ♪ >> trevor: welcome, everybody, to "the daily show"! thank you for joining us! i'm trevor noah. tonight's guest is chuck klosterman, everybody! (cheers and applause) first up, today is national handshake day. as you all know, because today's also national knowing about fake holidays day. earlier this week, the very serious occasion was observed by the leaders of the united states, mexico and canada. >> president obama's visit to ca

. >> with murphy brown, just about everything about that program seemed new. t had just began to be reflected in the television that you saw in the ' '80s. >> murphy, you know it's a men's club. >> i don't get to go for one reason, and it has to do with something you have and something i don't. a tiny little pathetic little y chromosome. >> murphy brown was so popular and strong, independent and tough. >> no matter what you think of a guest or their views, you're obligated to ask the questions in a dignified manner, jim, am i right? >> well -- >> do you believe this, he is calling me unprofessional. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ put under a microscope, we can see all the bacteria that still exists. polident's unique micro clean formula works in just 3 minutes, killing 99.99% of odor causing bacteria. for a cleaner, fresher, brighter denture every day. amazing sleep stays with you all day and all night. sleep number beds with sleepiq technology give you the knowledge to adjust for the best sleep ever. don't miss the lowest prices of the season sale, with the c2 queen mattress now

there was also dan quayle ripping into murphy brown, the fictional television character who had a babyof wedlock. as a young journalist and i was -- before i was writing about feminism i worked at a weekly newspaper in new york city called the new york observer where i wrote about film financing. my beach was like money, whose funding independent features and was very dry, actually. yet, i was paid very little, so i needed freelance work. every freelance time it became-- that came my way despite the fact my professional had been about like harvey weinstein and movie producers and who is paid money, all of my freelance offers work any write about your sex life and i had no sex, first. is sadistic and conversation the other night it was like a cartoon were like someone is looking at a cow and that level is like hamburger. i felt like to be a young professional women and it was the head of sex in the city, i was a hamaker except the hem of her was a young woman who might have eight interesting sex life. no, i did not. so, it's like people did not know what to make of women living in each

brown versus board. there were on the government's side. the three dissenters were roberts, murphy, and jackson. there it is, 6-3. i thought for a long time they did just not understand. so little evidence. a footnote, who needs footnotes? [laughter] arthur goldberg, that years ago. i thought -- then i got the transcript for the oral argument and charlie gorski, he was representing the japanese-american defense league. he said to go read the footnote. that footnote denies that there is any basis to this whatsoever and it did. they had read it. what were they thinking? my guess is they were thinking cicero. while it was a guess, i later met someone, i had not gotten the source, he was the source of the conference and he said blackwater to this conference and he said well, somebody has to run this war. either us or roosevelt. and we can't sleep better let roosevelt do it. -- so we better let roosevelt do it. i think that is what did it. by the way, the only one who read it 100% right was murphy. he got every fact right. this is the problem of the historian, i figure i will find out that somebody m

brown versus board. and they were all on the government side. --was the three dsenters roberts, murphy, and jackson. and they were 6-3. theyught for a long time just did not understand there was so little evidence. footnote, who reads footnote? [laughter] mr. breyer: author goldberg told me that years ago. anything in't write a footnote if you want anybody to read it. in any case, i thought the transcript of the oral argument --and charlie for ski -- and charlie was representing the japanese and said to the judges, go read the footnote. that footnote denies there is any basis to this whatsoever. and it did. so they had read it. what were they thinking? my guess -- my guess is they were thinking cicero. guess, -- hewas a got the source of the conference. he said black walking to this conference, and he said, well, somebody has to run this war. it is either us or roosevelt. and we can't. so we better let roosevelt do it. that was the argument. i think that is what did it. rightly one who was 100% was murphy. he got every fact right. -- somebody must have told him. burley must have got in to him -- got

frankfurter, the laterls who had, in fact, wood signed brown versus board, and they were all on the side.nment's it was the three -- the senators murphy, and 6-3.son. and there was i thought for a long time, maybe understand.idn't little evidence. foot note. who reads foot notes? [laughter] actually, robert told me that years ago. he said don't write anything in note if you don't want anyone to read it. maybe case, i thought they hadn't. then i got the transcript of the oral argument and charlie horskey. some of us know that name. he said to the judges, go read the foot note. that oot note denies there's any basis to this whatsoever, and it did. and it did. read it.ad thinking? they my guess -- my guess is, they cicero.inking guess, i it was a hadn't gotten this source. he got the source of the said black and he walked into the conference, and somebody has to run this war. it's either us or it's roosevelt, and we can't, and so it, tter let roosevelt do and that was the argument. you read the opinions and you it. i think that's what did it. 100 percent read right in dissent was murphy. he's got every fact right. the problem with the hi

browns lane. stick to bristol pike. >> let's find out what to expect with accuweather. david murphyla handy. >> reporter: yes, late morning into the afternoon. 80 degrees in philadelphia. muggier in the city than it was yesterday. this afternoon, hot, 93 and it is going to be a damp one at times late this morning into the afternoon, spotty and drenching showers ascertain thunderstorms. flood watch kicks in at 6:00 p.m. with heavier rain coming in overnight into tomorrow morning. friday we could get flooding into the evening. good news, we're down to 82 the heat wave is over. main line dry saturday, chance of a shower or thunderstorm on sunday, tam. >> that's it for "action news," we'll send you back to "g.m.a." they will wrap things up and we'll close things out in 30 minutes. whenthe state made aers, commitment to us. i knew that i wasn't going to make a fortune. but i would have a secure pension plan when i retired. each and every one of us made that contribution from every paycheck we ever earned. they've been negligent in their responsibility over the years of not funding this p

brown. former president of shell oil john hoffmeister will join us and former atlanta braves outfielder and first baseman dale murphy. you do not want to miss the all-star lineup coming up. on the campaign trail in the wake of the terror attacks, donald trump continues to associate the rise of isis with his rival, hillary clinton. take a listen. >> i watched hillary clinton for years and years, it is the same thing, we are going to get along with our allies, work with our allies, nice and easy, nothing is going to happen and don't forget this whole isis thing started during her term. sandra: hillary clinton hits the trail with president obama in north carolina as well as vice president joe biden in pennsylvania. bernie sanders will endorse clinton. let's bring in a radio talkshow host, richard fowler and mercedes slap, republican strategist and fox news contributor. what do you make of donald trump continuing to blame hillary clinton for the rise of isis? >> clinton is going to take the good and be associated with the bad of obama's administration. what we have seen under president obama is the fact that they have n