and music from mutemath. >> jimmy: the coolest new feature is an app that helps you >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a message from the favorite beer of nfl fans, bud light. between now and january, the bud light fan camp is in 60 markets giving teams of four people a taste of training camp with a series of football skills tests. the winning team gets a trip to the nfl pro bowl in hawaii next year plus the chance to represent their city in the bud light fan camp finals at aloha stadium. earlier today, the bud light fan camp set up right outside our door on hollywood boulevard. and two of the finest athletes i know, guillermo and my cousin sal, were there. >> welcome to bud light fan camp, guillermo. you have any questions? >> yeah, when do we drink beer? >> oh, stop it already. comet come on, let's do this. >> come on, cousin sal. show me what you got. oh, wow, two? come on. oh! >> put this on. >> this thing is going to protect me? >> proehl n >> probably not. but it looks funny. >> ball! >> perfect. prote

and music from mutemath. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, believe it or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. how are you? thank you. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for watching here in the studio. and thanks for hanging posters of me in your bedroom. i appreciate it. we have a lot to get to tonight. we have a number of important matters to discuss. but none more crucial to the future of the united states than this evening's edition of "dancing with the stars." and, wow, did these stars love to dance. i mean you couldn't stop them if you wanted to. last night, it was competition night. the contestants were asked to dance to a song that came out during an important year of their lives, and that way they could get right to the sob stories, which the show is fueled by. chynna phillips, formally of the group wilson phillips made the interesting choice to dance to her own son

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