then myford touch just said the temperature. she listened. she did listen.focus with up to $1500 cash back. get into the new at your local ford dealer today. out with the old, in with the new. we're the new. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome back, everybody. nation, thank you so much, nation, florida's primary is tomorrow and the two leading gop candidates are going all out for the hispanic vote. but for some reason hispanics get nervous when republicans say they're coming for them. now one reason they might be hesitant is that newt gingrich has found himself in some agua caliente over something he said in 2007. >> we should replace by lingial education with immersion in english so people learn the common language of the country and so they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto. >> stephen: yes, english is the own language of prosperity. but try telling that to richest man in the world mexican billionaire carlos slim. why you no speca da english. of course newt's opponents are making hey out of

then myford touch just said the temperature. she listened. she did listen.000 cash back. get into the new at your local ford dealer today. out with the old, in with the new. we're the new. [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight an actor and comedian. he is team his new show for hbo is called life's too short. >> just a tv, you know -- >> any actors required? >> actors. >> we will need actors for some point but not necessarily -- >> no, if we do though -- because you were in the office. >> extraz. >> whatever. we could have someone like that in the office. >> wheelchair. >> we had a wheelchair once. no. >> remember me when you are writing,ym okay. >> definitely. >> please welcome stephen merchant. [cheers and applause] here we are. nice to sigh. it's interesting. it's funny i see the show you look taller on television. >> yes. >> jon: i guess i expected to see someone of size. >> of stature, sure. >> jon: how does that feel? >> being tall? >> jon: yes. >> you don't need to be this big. if i weighed 500 pounds people would say that's inte

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the technology systems in the latest ford models, the myford touch system, the sync system, are not functioning as effectively as they should be. and that's one reason why the reliability rankings for ford show them dropping from fifth down to tenth. we have more at cnbc.com, the complete list as well as what's wrong with honda. check it out at cnbc.com. >> very interesting, closely watched. i'm always on the lookout for my april issue of "consumer reports." >>> now to politics and a day of reckoning for romney. the gp presidential candidate facing a crucial test in his home state as voting gets under way in michigan. our chief washington correspondent john harwood is in detroit. john? >> reporter: there's real suspense about this outcome. rick santorum was in the western part of the state, in a diner this morning appealing to evangelical christians. mitt romney is spending more time in metropolitan detroit. that's where his vote is. he's accusing rick santorum of messing with the primary by appealing to democrats on the basis of the auto bailout. he thinks that's a dirty trick even though he a

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