nah. if she was like that, she'd be putting this thing together herself. ask her t, big nose. no. what, her? go out with me? no, no, no. yeah? stranger things have happened. i can't think ofny. nah. i live with my parents. fine. then i'll ask her out. no. no. you can't. why not? 'cause. you're the futon guy. you're the assistant futon guy. i'm asking her out. no. i'll do it. she laughed at my joke, man. i'gonndo it. so. i'll get the clipboard thing, and then i can write that thing down. [laughing] what? nothing. my friend is all nerus 'cause he likes you or something. he wants to ask you out. oh. really? what. you got a boyfriend? no. it's just that... let me ask you something. if we weren't here, you think you could put this thing together yourself? i got it. got the forms. ok. all right. gianni, you almost done now? let me help you. no, , no. i got it. you do what you gotta do. ok. ok. hey, music. you like music? uh, yeah. yeah, me, too. music is good. it's a nice apartment you got here. oh, thanks. it's a nice neighborhood. a lot of nice places to eat around here. yeah, i know.

i brought them in and they were like, nah. nah.originally by nbc and universal. >> so i understand your mother is in a wheelchair. she has been for several years. how was that playing a wheelchair bound detective? do you have a wheelchair expert on the set? for camera shots and things like that? >> my point of reference is my mother who has been in a wheelchair for the past decade. and there's a cat named david brian. he was paralyzed 34 years ago at the age of 19. this character is by dav. he doesn't want to be pushed. he drives his own car. everything he can do on his own, he wants to do for himself. >> it's exciting. >> yeah, it is. >> you always manage to keep a job. really. and you know, blair is married to the lovely desiree. they've been married 19 years. they have three gorgeous -- don't you remember reading in the magazines. didn't you ask her in paris under the tower? i remember that from back in the day. and then your oldest son who is 16, his name is paris. >> his name is paris. that's right. >> look at the gorgeous fam

. >> nah, nah. >> we'll talk to blair in a little bit. >> he is a sweetheart. >> i know. >> his showt and we're hoping for a big hit for him and nbc. >>> kim kardashian is back in the public eye. >> decided to instagram the gifts she got from people and put them out on instagram for baby north, including designers. >> oh, whoa! >> that is how she was walking around in paris. >> nobody noticed. not in paris. it's fashion week in paris. yeah. >> anyway, here are some of the things. she may have very well instagram or tweeted those out because she made a deal. >> could be. might be. when i was first pregnant with my son, who hates it when i tell these kind of stories. he's doing crystal meth right now and doesn't know anyway. that's just a little joke. yeah, i got over 1,000 handmade gifts. >> oh, my gosh! >> from people all over the country. but mine were like a rocking horse from somebody that whittled. what is that called when you do that? down in kentucky. and cribs and -- beautiful. i couldn't keep everything, of course. some homeless shelters got some very, very cool gifts, but i

support me and i look out for them but for all of my folks in virginia, they try to come and i'm like nah. watch it on tv. i'll see you when i come home. >> well you have a magnificent definition of family and become a great model you are the go-to guy and number one receiver and you'll have a houseful on sunday chanting your name. continue your success. >> appreciate it. >> and the ravens report comes right back after this. u get it. america's fastest, most reliable internet. it's the ultimate for downloading, streaming, and chatting. -- that guy all over the football field. thanks, joe! if the running backs don't start picking up the blitz, the quarterback is going to have a long night. is that your sister? look, are you trying to take my job? maybe. [ male announcer ] switch to a fios triple play online for just $89.99 a month guaranteed for the first year. plus, your choice of a $300 amazon.com gift card or a $300 visa prepaid card with a 2 year agreement. fios is 100% fiber optic so you get america's fastest, most reliable internet and unbeatable picture quality. and now you can take

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you have the ork, nah, the hobbits there and then the elfs. who be this pointy eared apparition. to be fair cnn is not the only network if they've asked if it's gay thing or bad thing. other things do it as well. when fox asks they know the answer. >> they say that 100 million people looked up john 3:16 during the football game. is that a good thing? i think it's a fabulous thing. >> making student loans more affordable is this a good thing? bad. >> bad. >> bad. >> jon: got it. bible good, education baaaad. wait a minute, what if a student wants a loan to go to bible school school? brain freeze! but, of course, msnbc sometimes asks as well but sarcastically. >> wisconsin has been losing jobs for six straight months since walker's budget went into effect. ask yourself the question is that a good thing or a bad thing. >> we've seen for the record 21 straight months of private sector growth. mr. romney is that a good thing or a bad thing. if the government today stops a pennsylvania pool from kicking out black kids is in a a good thing or bad thing? >> jon: the answer to all three a

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nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. engineering for the first 30-mile segment -- near freo has now begun. but >>> work is getting underway on california he's high speed rail system. engineering for the first 30 mile segment has begun. in the region where there's soaring unemployment, there is fierce opposition over financial priorities and lost property. voters approved the $68 billion project five years ago. it will be 2029 before it's complete. >>> a woman who is fighting a rare and deadly form of cancer at the nike marathon in san francisco. how her determination has become an inspiration. >> reporter: amy has been running in the marathon sints 2005. this year, it's different. >> this means the world to me. >> she ran the last 6.2 miles. >> each round is another mile marker. in a sense, it's training for the same thing. >> she's been doing both for months afte

nah. no. hi. are you gonna take the class today? maybe. [laughing] no, you're not.l, there's an extra space in case you decide to stay. you're not taking class. maybe i will. why? would that ruin it for you? no. i mean, i don't care. you do what you want. ok, guys, what do you say we start with a quick warmup? [music plays] ok, v-steps, and... 5, 6, 7, 8... you gonna do 40 minutes of this? really? come on. ray, would you be quiet? why don't you just wait for me outside? i can't believe you'd pay money for this. you know, we got a flight of stairs at home. hey, just shh, shh! and grapevine! here we go! ow! sorry. sorry. you feelin' it? yeah! yeah! yeah! i can't hear ya! yeah! yeah! yeah! bring it on! what's with you? nothin'. i'm in the zone. hey! looking good, debra, looking good! ok, guys, knee lifts, ready, countdown, and... 5, 6, 7, 8... come on, man. what's the matter? around the world! here we go! [music stops] i'll be in the juice bar. mm. well... i guess i'm not aerobically gifted. [chuckles] that's ok. a lot of people break the boom box on their first time o

scattered showers nah will clear rapidly to the east and next few hours, tomorrow 66 for the three degreeuarantee. tomorrow night a cool friday night in the mid40s. look at the outlook saturday. temperatures not quite there. the race for the cure slightly cooler, 65, you see it dry right now and then later in to the early part of next week that's where we see a more significant october cold front and that one will drop us down into the 50s for a high. highs and also make for better chance for rain. the strong cold front, holding off a few days. we have had a few races where its been rather frigid in hunt valley. that one will just be cool. cool. >> let's go with the cool. >> thank you. we are thinking pink shirt. the race for the cure. in hunt valley. a big part of the battle against breast cancer is finding new treatments. research, hopefully one day a cure. i'm joined by a doctor, co director of the breast cancer program to talk about the research. thank you so much for joining us. >> thank you very much for bringing me here. >> temperature us about the importance of your relationship w

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >>> the owner of a concord convenience store that was robbed yesterday caught the suspects on tape. this is the second time in two weeks the tobacco express on will low pass road has been hit. you can see two men robbing the cash register and taking t-shirts off the racks. the opener hopes someone can identify the suspects. >> somebody see the video and check it out, if the police help us. >>> concord police confirm they're investigating two robberies at the store. the most recent attack was yesterday morning at 5:30. >> now that two convicted killers are in custody, florida investigators are focusing on finding out who made the phony documents. charles walker and joseph jenkins appeared on escape charges. it's believed the men paid $8,000 for someone to create the forged release papers. investigators expect more arrest. they s

nah, back to the sweet spot. milhouse, if people believe you're a grown-up, we can do anything.irk's voice): like we go to a movie theater and pay full price? that would be awesome! okay, first, tone it down. time to teach you to be a man. what, now i'm not pulling it off? ("here comes your man" by pixies playing) ♪ here comes your man ♪ here comes your man ♪ here comes your man ♪ ♪ here comes your man. and put the gas bill on auto-pay. nice. time for your final test. (homer grunting) (computer chiming) oh, great. another invasive skype from mil... huh? hello, lisa. this is my daddy. i mean, um, kirk van houten. may i speak to your father, please? he's right here. homer, bart would like to spend the night at our house, and he has my permission. sure. what do i care? not so fast! huh? i also want to say that bart is a remarkable boy, and i disapprove of your fathering and of your fat stomach. oh, well, uh... sorry. give him anything he wants-- bigger allowance, a new bike-- just do it. whatever you say, sir. dad, why are you kowtowing to mr. van houten? sometimes it's just so nic

. >> reporter: i'm danielle nah sealock, nbc four, washington. >> great for them. >>> visitors at an historic site in the district may have noticed some out-of-place wildlife recently. more than 100 goats were let loose for a week to graze on the land at washington's congressional cemetery in southeast. organizers told our tony tull, the goats aren't just good for the district's budget, they are also good for the environment. >> we have a wooded area adjacent to the cemetery that is full of invasive species. we needed to clear those species out because they were killing our trees. >> cemetery says the goats are a better alternative to just mowing the weeds away because the seeds of those unwanted plants can still spread when they're cut. the goats, on the other hand, eat the seeds and keep them from regrowing. they are hungry. >>> it's a recipe for success. still to come, the program that's looking for more students to take advantage of a world-class cooking experience. >>> plus, they could be the rst humans to ever set foot on another planet. and they are from our area. how the newe

fact of the birthday is poignant, there is a brass plaque part of a sonnet that was written by 'em nah lazarus who is a new york -- 'em na emma la. give me your poor your tired your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. that was the spirit of ellis island certainly for the majority of its life, when the majority of people coming through here yearned for a new life. many of them headed through here. >> john terrett, thank you very much. >>> are storms and travel conditions. >> thank you very much del. we have a storm moving through northwest and much cooler air push over the region. more comfortable across the plains you can see motionly clear skies, we do have some clouds pushing in from the northwest later in the day. this colder air is going the culminate with the warmer air pushing from the south and we could see potentially severe thunderstorms. look how chilly in bismarck, only 33°. snow across portions of wyoming and montana actually it is snowing right now in billings all the way to helena. along i-15 you want to use caution. the friction between these two air masses is going

nah, i'm good. [ male announcer ] celebrate every win with nicoderm cq, the unique patch with time releaserol technology that helps prevent the urge to smoke all day long. help prevent your cravings with nicoderm cq. >>> not even halloween yet. but they are pulling out the snowplows in northern wisconsin. a cold system over the northern midwest is blanketing that region with a couple inches of snow in many places. more than enough to trigger a few accidents. >>> and checking out your morning road conditions now. more snow is expected to slicken roads across the upper midwest, while rain showers could make for tricky driving around the northeast. >> if you're flying, fog on the west coast could cause airport delays in los angeles, san francisco, and seattle. that fog should be clear everywhere by noon. >>> folks in colorado looking skyward were alarmed to see what appears to be a man dangling from a hot air balloon. >> it was quite the sight. he wasn't holding on for dear life. he was doing pullups. they were filming an ad for a new product. but it triggered numerous calls to 911. >> there'

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >> coming up at 6:00, the family of the map accused of shooting several officerser is suspicious about what police say caused the shooting. >>> plus, the important developmental step this bay area baby took this week, and how you can help name her. join us at 6:00. >>> a group of youngsters went for a ride in san francisco's sunset district today. [cheering] >> that little fire engine. this was the race course for a soap box derby. the derby featured a variety of vehicles. this car first raced in 1970. the event aimed to raise money to build a play structure that looks like a fighter jet at larson park. kids played on retired navy jets in the park from the 1950s to the 1990s. all the kids had fun and had their little helmets on. >> that does it for us at 5:00. thank you for joining us. we'll be back at 6:00. world news is next.

i, nah, eugene do i -- >> don't go there. >> i won't.>> coming up on "morning joe," the latest details from the washington car chase that left one woman dead. plus, a new twist in the fight over the government shutdown. speaker john boehner says he won't let the country default on the debt, even if he has to rely on democrats for support. a hot mic moment between mitch mcconnell and rand paul. we pulled back the curtain on their shutdown strategy and new video from the world war ii memorial in washington. a park ranger is confronted by a congressman who blames her for the park closing. john, eugene, harold, david ahead with us on "morning joe." brian, back to you. >> still ahead on way too early, your best and worst discoveries on twitter. #waytoometa. okay ladies, whenever you're ready. thank you. thank you. i got this. no, i'll get it! no, let me get this. seriously. hey, let me get it. ah, uh. i don't want you to pay for this. it's not happening, honey. let her get it. she got her safe driving bonus check from allstate last week. and

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. rachel kim shows us the cul was big and furry.. and hasr paws. >>> a neighborhood any alert, the culprit outfoxing those trying to catch him. >> the culprit was big and furry, and has four paws. >> reporter: his morning began restfully up in a tree, but then a tranquilizer dart got him going. running through neighbors, bolting across streets. >> running like a crazy animal. >> reporter: despite the intense pursuit, the bear remained elusive for hours. >> he was at least partially unfortunately of a fran quillizer. >> reporter: but around 5:00 p.m., the bear was spotted again, this time running across the golf course. hank and his family were in are their backyard looking over their walls watching the animal. >> and all of a sudden starts coming right at us. we're, like, uh-oh, and we decide to run inside the house. >> reporter:

nah, we're japanese; let's go watch a schoolgirl bang an octopus. both: yeah! cup feel good! (octopus and girl giggling) and of course the most important part of any workout is a proper cool down and a stretch. (screams) what? what is it? i got a splinter! (crying) oh, my god, stewie, what is it?! oh, he's just got a splinter. oh, my poor baby. it's 'cause these old stairs are just falling apart. it's not just the stairs. meg has spent two days pinned under a roof beam. let's just focus on the stairs, brian. morning, opie. hey, what's going on? you going somewhere? (babbling) you got fired? why?! (babbling) oh, well, it's no wonder they finally caught you doing that in here. i mean, the underside of your desk looks like carlsbad caverns. (babbling) griffin, say hello to opie's replacement, stella. nice to meet you. w-what is this? we doing a new secret handshake now? no, griffin, she's deaf. oh. can she read lips? yes, i can. so if i do this, i can talk about what a sweet rack she has? yes, but try not to make a boob-honking gesture with your other hand while y

nah, i'm already full. but you should have some before the other kids get to it. what is it?ctly, like a sorbet. ugh! that's not lemon! no, it's not. you bastard! i was having fun playing in the snow, and now you've ruined it, like a pizza place ruins a salad. okay, four pizzas and a salad. salad? how do you make a salad? first, you throw in the whole head of lettuce. even the hard-to-eat white part at the bottom? that's what the people want! now, what else? i got a can of whole black olives. should i slice them up? what are you, crazy? no, you keep 'em whole. you're gonna want to know you've got an olive in your mouth. what about this tomato? cut it into thirds. it should be big enough to pretend you've got red teeth. how about this carrot? should i cut it up? yes, but very thin lengthwise. the whole length of the carrot. one thin slice. okay, what else do we got? well, we got these hot peppers, but you can't really eat them. no problem. dump 'em all in. now, should we put it in a bowl? no, let's put it in a lasagna tray. okay, great, i'll take it. oh, and make sure to stick

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. it's like you want to tellfind something the world.special. shout it from the rooftops. show it off. you just know when you find the real thing. and some designer deals are so sweet you just can't say no. see the real deal. check out all the designers maxxinistas are scoring. t.j.maxx. >>> good morning, america. it's 8:00 a.m. and big news out of tinseltown. a virtual unknown, thrust into the "fifty shades" frenzy. an actor, musician and new christian grey. >>> plus, get ready to "roar." last-minute prep being made at lakewood high school in colorado. just hours before our huge, live event, with katy perry. >>> and fabulous and funny, julie bowen is here in times square, taking over our own modern family. as we say -- >> good morning, america. >>> that's a modern family move like that. with the camera? got it? oh. one week from today, the zombies, it's halloween. they're alre

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >>> linked in posted third quarter revenue of $393 million. that's up 56% jump from a year ago. while linked in is gaining a lot of users, they posted a loss in the fourth quarter. >>> if you fly, passengers can now borrow i pads and watch tv on the flights wifi network free of charge. that's only for flights between oakland and chicago. the service is part of a deal between southwest and dish tv. the airline says the perk is available right now and passengers have to alert gate agents to get an i pad before they board their flight. >> all right, mark is here now to talk about the nba which starts its season tonight. and the warriors are starting tomorrow. >> i don't have to tell you guys i think expectations for the warriors probably higher than they've been in 25 years. really i mean someone on espn even picked them to win th

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >>> it's noisy, dirty and right in the middle of the night. neighbors near the great mall in milpitas is finding that that business is more important than sleep. they are asking the city to put an end to it. we are live in milpitas. how noisy is it there? >> we know that noise carries the night in quiet neighbors. and the construction for the new b.a.r.t line is underway. they will work until the sun comes up. and the clanking of metal is bothering the neighbors. the city says if it receives more complaints tonight it will shut down the nighttime construction. the clanking of metal coming from the construction of a b.a.r.t line is so bad this family can't sleep. >> and also the truck noise, the engine noise, and the air brakes of the trucks, you know, the sound, it's very loud. >> reporter: they received a permit to work at nig

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kerry washington, "science bob" pflugfelder, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from sleigh bells. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hold fast, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome to the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming to my house.

>> nah, just put ug ting you on. >> you breathe a word about us to the fed, we'll hunt you down. >> my lips are sealed. >> wendy: please welcome jerry ferrara. [ cheers and applause ] >> wendy: welcome back to new york. >> a good welcome right there. >> wendy: yeah. because you grew up here. >> i did. i grew up in brooklyn. >> wendy: welcome home. >> good to be home. >> wendy: to you love living out in l.a.? >> i do now. i've been there for 14 years now but it's weird every time i get back here my feet touch the ground i feel a change. it feels right. i'm back. >> wendy: are you thinking of a sequel? >> i made the cut. shockingly i made the cut. >> wendy: good. you've been spending a lot of time in vegas between that and also you filmed "last vegas." >> "last vegas" was shot in vegas and the entire sequel of "think like a man" was shot there too. >> wendy: i want to get to the movie in a moment but first of all your weight loss is remarkable because you kept it off. it's one thing to lose the weight which is very, very difficult. how many pounds did you lose? >> i think in total like -

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nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know? here's a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. of where he got the gun. te ga >>> parents of that 12-year-old boy who opened fire at his middle school could face charges because of where he got the gun. theresa garcia has more on that and the shooter's theer eerie last words. >> chaos and fear can be heard on emergency calls made during monday's shooting. >> a stuntd from middle school. can you please send police out here? there's a kid with a gun. >> officers were on the scene in three minutes. >> we're inside the cafeteria where the students have been headed so they're safe here. we're looking for the shooter now. >> about 700 students were starting the school day when a 12-year-old classmate opened fire. teachers scrambled to get students inside. >> i have a gun pointed at him so we're locked down. >> okay. so you're locked down? >> police say as many as 30 children witn

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- nah. - for me, it was just that the scenes went on too long and there were unnecessary scenes, that but that's an editing thing. - yea, but it is script too, because the writer is writing these scenes into the film, trying to tell you more about the character, and then when you watch the film, the editor and the director would be taking those out and streamlining it. - well, and it's very unapologetic, especially for his character, about how he is and why he does what he does. but that's what i like. it's because he has this change. he has this arc. obviously, it's gonna happen, y'know, throughout the course of the movie, but it's all earned. especially when he meets julianne moore's character, who at first, i thought, did not belong in the movie... - i was like, "what the heck is she doing here..." - it's like, "oh, julianne moore... "...playing the odd one.." she-- - no, she's great. - but they took time. they show the journey that he goes from being who he is to her. - julianne moore was like the josh gad, for me, of this film. like, she saved the film. everything she did was hon

>> nah, i think that we're done for tonight. >> what is your name again, sir? >> reporter: okay look the most important thing that we have learned from the news conference is that we now know two police officers were injured in today's incident. a capitol police officer and a secret service officer. kathy, chief kathy from the d.c. metropolitan police department. they said that both the officers are going to be fine. and she and the secret service officer here, they said that these officers, they acted heroically today. we have learned that multiple vehicles, they were rammed. also that officers, they were struck as it sounds like several officers, they did not say how many officers were struck, but we do know again that two officers were hurt. we also know about new information that no shots were fired at the white house. she would not give a motive or release any information about the suspect. just wanted to give us the facts of the case. there was no nexus of terrorism as they reiterated their belief that this is an isolated incident. not at all related to t

i said nah, that's not him. >> no, that's not him. >> three years earlier, he was making a name for himself in san antonio. due to the popularity of his barbecue restaurant and catering service. >> he kind of had a barbecue and i thought i would check it out. the food was delicious. his brisket, whatever you name, he did it. >> narrator: officer moore's brother who is also a deputy at the jail was a fan, as well. >> he came to my home and catered my kid's party. came over, you know, he barbecued it. everything was wonderful. it was beautiful. like i say, he was a pillar in the community. >> everyone knew me and loved me. and i always showed up to the neighborhood. >> i believe that god allowed me to come here. i am definitely an innocent man. and just sad to say a tragedy happen. and it cost me to lose everything. >> narrator: fames is in jail on capital murder and concealing a human corpse. prosecutors say he was part of a drug deal gone bad. while fames has pled not guilty, his codefendant recently confessed to a double murder in the case and was sentenced to two consecutive life terms. >

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know?scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >> welcome back. the time is 6:26 a.m.. here's a live look at wall street. about two-thirds of the companies have succeeded their expectations. the stock markets have rose in. maligned the dow closed at about a point and the nasdaq lost 2. we are three minutes away from the opening bell and we'll see what happens. maligned there might be a new way for you to get your hand on the google glass. they are allowing people to invite their friends to get the glass. you have to have a friend that already has said and if they attack you, then you too can buy it. the end of fight will be available and it is pretty cool. >> you can hardly see them and they are very tiny it with the computer. >> it has been 1 weeks as a 13 year-old boy or a shot and killed by deputies. today, they will have another march in protest of i love watching tv outside. and why can you

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know?a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >>> governor brown and other ghofs signing what are calling a historic climate change plan. abc 7 news has the story. >> climate change brings phone shall for sea level rise, something held acutely in our coastal cities. the leaders of california, oregon, washington and british columbia gathered to sign a pacific coast action plan on climate and energy. >> this is significant. >> the plan requires all four jurisdictions account for costs, and where possible, link programs to grow the low carbon economy. brown says one challenge working on a problem we can't see yet. >> we have to take action before seeing an experience. all problems we're dealing with. takes imagination and vision. and courage. >> there are a range of predictions. the bay development commission says it's study shows a phone shall rise of 16 inch business 2050 and 55 in

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know?, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >> welcome back. >> jimmy: tonight on the program, his new funk album, which he recorded under the name snoopzilla, comes out december 10th. it's called "7 days of funk." here to chat and with music from the sony outdoor stage, snoop dogg is here. tomorrow night, we will get a visit from former vice president al gore will be here tomorrow night. we better get him a different dressing room, right? from the movie "the inevitable defeat of mister and pete," ethan dizon and skylan brooks -- and we'll have music from michael franti and spearhead. and later this week, sean "diddy" combs, lisa kudrow, malcolm gladwell, and music from keith urban and kings of leon. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whether he be acting, teaching, painting, writing or just overseeing his family's franco-american spaghetti empire, our first guest lives a fruitful and fas

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nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know?s a thought, try scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. to those who've encountered welcome to covered california. new, affordable health plans so you can be ready for whatever comes your way. enroll today at coveredca.com. >>> good evening, unless you're up at 4:30 a.m. you probably missed the game. shanghai, kobe bryant out there ready to get work in. warriors great ball movement. first quarter, clay thompson to david lee. then, curry, to thompson with the jumper. wleft some back spasms. not believed serious. one of the best defenders in the league just four points for andre. dished out 14 assists and seven rebounds. warriors exit with two wins over lakers in this game. game of the week in nfl, sunday night. peyton manning returning to indianapolis there is heart and soul in the playoffs, figures to be an emotional return. not that manning is going admit to that. >> how else do you welc

nah. plus you get a really sweet bandaid! anything else i should know?scoring more points on the other team. okay. even a warrior can get sick. kaiser permanente reminds you to get your flu shot this season. >>> standby. >> let's go live to seaworld where dan is joining us for a sneak peek. hi, dean. tell us about the new show. >> good afternoon, richard. the new show is whale and dolphin discovery. what it does is it shows the relationship that we have with all of our animals here. >> there's so many things that were told to us. they tell you so many times that you start believing it, you know. >> all the animals here get along very well. it's just like training your dog really. >> i was blind really. i was a kid. i didn't know what i was doing really. >> nice. good job. you did a real good job. ♪ >> this is david from maryland. go ahead and wave at everyone, david. >> i just really bought into what they told us. i learned to say what they told us to the audience. >> hello out there. children are some of shamu's biggest fans. >> i thought i knew everyth