topping the list critical role and at the bottom of the list was chuck schumer playing snake on an old nakia straight into our main story. if you ever eat at mcdonald's, first of all, congratulations on being basic. but secondly, you've probably noticed that there's one menu item even harder to get than the mcrib. >> federal investigators are reportedly looking into why mcdonald's ice cream machines are frequently broken. >> there are accusations the manufacturer of the ice cream machines deliberately built in flaws in order to profit on repairs when their own technicians have to fix the machines. >> frustrated customers on social media have been complaining about the busted machines. >> no matter what time of the day i go to mcdonald's, the damn ice cream machine is broke. you just got a big ass machine sitting in your story that's broke all the time 24-7, fix the shit or throw it out the (~bleep~) window! >> trevor: hell, yeah! the people have had enough of not having enough ice cream! and now the feds are going after mcdonald's which by the way is the most american headline of all time, f