course, tarantino can be a little polarizing, but everybody loves romantic comedy, so what about nancy meyers' "star wars: episode ix: what wookiees want." ( laughter ) "sometimes the droids you were looking for were right in front of you the whole time." ( laughter ) but one director is really throwing his hat in the ring for this job, even going ahead and making his own trailer. ladies and gentlemen, presenting a new take on "star wars" from the nihilistic german director of "fitzcaraldo" and "grizzly man," werner herzog. as far as away as a mother's affectionate glance or the cold touch of your lover, the evil forced order seeks control of the galaxy, forgetting that the galaxy itself is not but the infinite void. this is the way of things. in the desert, there's nothing but suffering. life cannot sustain here, but truly, it cannot sustain anywhere. death is inevitable, and in this, we find comfort. look, mosquitoes dancing on the carcass of infinity, our agony lends us brilliance. i love this guy. he is a spunky little robot ball, and i like that. the searing of the lightsaber cannot comp